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Aaron Hernandez doing his new pre-game stretches
Apr 16, 2015 1:04 AM
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SirSPAM
DAT ass
usernametakentryagain
Lifetime contract extension! Congratulations Aaron Hernandez
gijoey
InY0Face
This deserves so many more upvotes
TallDude
Haha rape is funny when it happens to a man! Oh wait, what about those FP posts about men being affected by domestic violence?
TyranosaurusRx
He's an absolute moron
pineapplearchitect
A real shit piece
BaxtersSoup
All that potential and opportunity and he squandered it to try be a gangsta.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Hes legitimately a moron. His lawyer was trying to cite him as having a limited capacity which makes him incapable of deducing right & wrong
BaxtersSoup
I would well believe it. All that brain trauma probably didnt help either.
salriella
Can someone tell me the full story shortly?
deeznuts211
Aaron Hernandez, pro football player, had a multimillion dollar contract. Dumbass murders fiancé's sister's boyfriend. Life without parole.
Rob661
Why did he do it?
Blitzfirex
I like the fact that he's like a mile and a half from Gillette Stadium, so he's reminded every day that it wasn't worth the crime.
ThatIsHowIFoundIt
Because he won't get to play football, not because a person's life was snuffed out for all eternity?
Blitzfirex
Both. He threw his life away and the life of another for nothing. And he'll get to think about the life he took while watching his life rot
runawaypizza
See, THATS proper punishment. Not all of these rape jokes
Polluticorrn
Word is, you can hear the crowd on gameday from the prison.
wallacebbinghampton
You can. But even though it's only a temporary spot for him Cedar Junction is not a place anyone wants to be (sauce: live nearby)
SugarSmack
Sense of Entitlement: REKT
Reemy420
Seriously though, how dumb do you have to be to get convicted of 1st degree murder without a murder weapon?
jishh
this was a high profile case. he's not going to be in general population. he'll be in solitary for a looooooong time.
runawaypizza
Maybe. But maybe not. There are plenty of high profile cases that dont get solitary. Check out Pamela Smart.
Zombiedude101
What a waste. He could've had a great career ahead of him but instead he went and pulled this shit.
MobileUserGundam
I'm no racist, but he's convicted of murder.
Danowar1990
Browsing on Random. IF ONLY YOU KNEW, PEOPLE OF THE PAST
BleedingGums
He didn't do well.
Caityb23
I hope he can hear game day noises from the stadium since he's so close. I think that will be the best punishment for him.
magila
I am glad he got caught & convicted, but I pity anyone who would do something that evil for no reason. His soul must be bleeding.
Raygun80
Here comes another Longest Yard Reboot
Mccarthyt1
*insert no tight-ends in prison joke*
nicetrybutno
Regardless of what he did, joking about any form of rape isn't funny on any scale.
gldstr
I am so glad he got covicted. How do you end up a star in the nfl and still surround yourself with that kind if lifestyle? Good riddance
AliasPeterJones
More common then you think
gldstr
I follow the NFL pretty well, and I know how a majority end up in the same place they always were, just with large sums of $$$
theman9420
he was on top of the world making millions playing on one of the best football teams, at that point any sane person would stop gang banging.
notsurewhatimdoinghere
Unfortunately, going long for him has a new meaning now.
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
Aaron Hernandez is a piece of shit, but I don't know, I don't find the systemic problem of prison rape all that funny.
sweetpeasoup
If they make rape jokes about women, they're going to hell. If they make rape jokes about men it's okay! it's funny! And that's NOT okay.
Yaminohere
This 100%. Its disgusting to make rape jokes about anyone.
ForgotMyOldPasswordAndMyEmailWasInvalidSoILostEverything
Absolutely. Jokes about it simply permeate society with even more rape culture. Men can be raped, and it's just as traumatic as for women.
PussyVelour
I signed in to upvote this.
Jlewis88
No it's not funny at all, but it still happens. even keeping every prisoner in an ad. seg. situation wouldn't resolve the problem.
wnatch
What Jacks Bile Duct said. Also, ew.
fireinamaternityward
Bummer. Lighten up. A shitbag is going to jail, and we're joking about that. Not about rape.
MobileUserGundam
Heh. BUMmer. I'm mature.
TheMathMagician
Blowjobs though
dedradawn
Agreed. It's the strong raping the weak. Bully sex.
COLONELLESLIEDANCER
struggle snuggles
OldSchoolNewRules
It's not funny, our prison system is majorly fucked up.
HiveinMind
At least it's not a third-world system.
OldSchoolNewRules
Anything that starts with at least is not a point worth arguing.
dustySoda
So will Aaron
GotThatWMD
Hernandez is 111kg and built like a soviet apartment building. I doubt he'll have too much trouble.
SilentJay8
What the hell is a kilogram? Speak English!!
cisforcience
He'll be able to hear the cheers in Gillette Stadium from his new home
jacewindu
I don't know the area well - is the prison really that close to the stadium?
ms2ar15
Yes. Less than 3 miles away.
baturro
No. He's briefly staying in a transitional facility but then will be sent to a max security prison which isn't near the stadium.
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Am I the only one who thinks prison rape is a serious problem that has to be solved, and not particularly funny?
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
I think it's a problem, but at the same time I think it gives the child molesters a taste of their own medicine.
AtomicDJ
Nope. You are not alone in this.
kishinlemming
I have the same feeling about Bieber recording albums.
ToothpicksForRaptors
Sorry I can only up vote this once lol
Yaminohere
Nope, you're not. Rape isn't funny period. This bullshit also reinforces the whole "men can't be raped mentality." And that men cannot 1/?
Yaminohere
do anything else but "be asking for it." So its haha, jokes guys, cuz its rape. Fuck anyone that thinks this is funny. 2/2
milkman879
By the way. Fuck you too.
Yaminohere
Took you 3 days to come up with that zinger?
milkman879
Well...I don't live on imgur. So I only just now came across your comment.
milkman879
read this: "Anti-theist Atheist, Feminist, Pansexual Woman". and immediately understood my immediate dislike for you. fun sucking cunt.
kailurisu
Probably not, but jokes are still jokes and either everything can be a joke or nothing can be.
tnin4u
*butt jokes
kailurisu
I +1 you as that was a simple and well played joke not deserving of down vote anger.
Cknapp303
Man, everything I joked about a decade ago offends people now. It didn't bring people to tears back then. Depressing.
Winterfox
dont worry about the imgur butthurt brigade plenty of people find it funny to joke about
Jaymike2
*butt jokes
kailurisu
That was funny, I'm sorry people didn't agree, I have you a point back.
zoedaddy305
As a former prison guard at max prison and witnessing the rape and the lasting effects it has on person. Don't commit crimes. Just don't
StayInVegetablesAndEatYourSchool
Does it happen as much as it does in the movies?
zoedaddy305
no not really, but this why people join gangs to protect themselves from getting ass blasted.no gang protection, not safe.
CitizenDickbag
Hard to avoid being falsely imprisoned though, and we're seeing tons of cases of that now that prisons are for-profit.
zoedaddy305
the prison system is broken, there is no reform. it like college for criminals, to get better or pick up a new skill set. its fucked up
runawaypizza
Well said!
InY0Face
Thank you!
isthisnecessary
Rape, including prison rape and rape of men ain't funny.
vibrantlightsaber
I think it's only funny when it is an evil person that murdered people.
tmonster
co-sign
blainetog
We really need to cut back on the prison rape jokes. They make it seem like rape is part of the punishment, and that's horrifying.
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blainetog
And those people are horrifying. Rape qualifies as cruel punishment.
Lobsterwaffle
And it's every time, too. I get that some of the things these people have done are horrible, but holy shit. Take a look in a mirror.
jcbthaname
Rape is hilarious
milkman879
If you kill 3 people it should be part of your punishment.
Jaymike2
Yes, rape shouldn't be joked about butt sex is fair game.
blainetog
Fair point, sir.
blainetog
Not to say Hernandez isn't a piece of shit, but our society does a terrible job of treating our prisoners.
Whipcrackincheddar
Well mainly America and third world countries.
blainetog
Yes, I'm just talking about USA prisons. I'm not well versed on what happens in other country's prisons.
Krakencrotch
Scandinavian prisons put Hilton hotels to shame, rest of Europe is okay. Other places I wouldn't want to find out.
ballsohard2202
So you give your criminals a nice vacation? Okay cool.
TheDarkPotato
Scandinavian prisons are what is wrong with that society. Allowing degenerates a fine time while others suffer from their crimes. Pathetic.
Lobsterwaffle
It blows my mind that everyday people go along joking about prison rape, but it's "OK" because it only happens to the "bad people".
blainetog
I get why it happens, it just makes me sad. Injustice is still injustice, even if it's happening to people who've done bad things.
resipsaloquitor
It's these jokes that exemplify the attitude of apathy people have for humane treatment of prisoners. It's sad and sick.
ShamrockFury
.....maybe he shouldn't have killed 3 people. Real fucking easy to avoid that horrible scenario. HE'S A TIGHT END. Let us have this one
wallachia
"He shouldn't have killed 3 people" and "Loss of bodily autonomy and rape should not be part of criminal sentencing by the State" are not
wallachia
mutually exclusive statements.
nipplepanties
Rape isn't funny. It doesn't however seem ad atrocious when it's happening to a murderer.
ShamrockFury
I know that and I'd be shocked if anyone would say otherwise. Just an easy, lowbrow pun. That's about it.
Lobsterwaffle
It's not as if this is the only time prison rape jokes have ever been made. This is more of a problem than just specific to Hernandez.
ShamrockFury
For me, it all comes down to him being a tight end. It's not so much about wanting him to be raped as it is taking advantage of a great pun
Lobsterwaffle
I get that it's low hanging fruit. Just, literally every time a case is posted here, the rape jokes come flying in. You weren't the only one
ShamrockFury
"Hello, I'm your cellmate. You can call me daddy. So, what's all this I hear bout you bein a tight end?" - Daddy
ladyboi21
Probably
StapleFunk
ha ha ha ... rape
iampurplelungs
...you know he's huge, right?
shpanky
I'll be in my bunk.
baronridiculous
He's fucking enormous, strong and fast as shit. Who the fuck do you think is going to take him on? Jesus, people.
skipper381
Hey maybe let's not make rape jokes? Guy's a murderer but his punishment is incarceration, not rape.
tequ1la
Settle down, Francis. It's a joke, not a dick...don't take it so hard.
ShamrockFury
If he wasn't a tight end, I wouldn't have made a rape joke. His cold and cocky demeanor during the trial makes it easier to joke as well
ComeOnAndSlam
Hey, maybe let's not get butthurt over jokes? It's a fucking joke, if you don't like it, downvote it and move on, but don't police people.
resipsaloquitor
They have the right to make jokes, others have the right to say it's uncool. You're "policing" too by that standard.
ietes
Thanks! At least someone with common sense. I see this so often online it's disgusting.
ShamrockFury
Oh my god, I know. What kind of callous monster would make a joke about multiple murderer putting himself into that position. Bastards!
ietes
He is already paying for his crime, you are enforcing a crime to pay for his crime. That's not justice, that's called being a barbarian.
ShamrockFury
No I'm not. I'm making a tight end pun. But face it, this shit is avoidable. Don't be a criminal and you completely avoid this scenario
resipsaloquitor
That implies anyone who has done something illegal deserves to be raped. I bet ppl feel diff about a non violent pot dealer but logic same
ShamrockFury
Hey man, rape is rape. And it's not fucking cool at all, but this is all for the tight end pun. Low brow, easy joke. That's all
ThePunchline
He'll be a wide receiver soon.
SirBricksAlot
Damn!!! Username and All!
resipsaloquitor
Rape jokes at the expense of men are as just as uncool as rape jokes at the expense of women. - a feminist.
murderhobbit
I mean, they that's true.
ComeOnAndSlam
It's okay to make jokes about any topic, as long as they're actually jokes.
ShamrockFury
Well, I made the first rape joke and I know that's true, its just easier to make them about a guy who killed 3 people. That's avoidable rape
resipsaloquitor
It is easier, which almost makes it worse. People have little enough care for the lives of inmates. I know this dude is awful, and I hate>
resipsaloquitor
>to be anywhere near defending him, at all. I just believe no one deserves to be raped.