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Way better than the original.
Now to meat the parents...
Makes me want to celebrate. But I have nothing to celebrate.
Apologies for the vulgar language.
WANK
Still prefer the nimbus 2000, amirite?!
Doesn't translate to spoken word as well, as I found out, to my detriment.
SPANKO!
Long live the king.
Uncanny.
Terminate-her...2.
Does Shrek shriek? *shrugs*
Ugh.
Unfortunate placement here, my bad. Imagine it, go on.
None pizza with left beef will always make me laugh.
Cheeky!
A true gentleman.
I don't know why this is on my phone.
Would visit.
Temptress.
Expecting our first in July, I hope this happens.
A modern masterpiece.
*Snorts*
Tried this, didn't disappoint. Well, obviously my wife was disappointed.
I surely am.
Bitch tax, my Luna.
IOnlyUpvoteBees
If you have alcohol in the house and food for when you get drunk, that’s plenty reason to celebrate.
Keyring129
"I'll return" FUCK I lost it
MicrowavedFrenchFries
SPANKO!
squiddna
Did they fill those balloons with natural gas? What the fuck.
Iaimtomisbehave
Sulfuric acid and aluminum shavings (foil) make lighter than air hydrogen, very volatile.
squiddna
Definitely a vital step in any party planning. I hate it when I'm getting a party all set up and someone forgot the sulfuric acid.