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Jan 31, 2017 7:44 AM
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RandyKnapp
Reminds me of:
Sauronoff
My hair is dying? Omg
Kayayayaya
So now I know who to blame for my thinning hair. Thanks, Egypt.
tooomanysteves
Arabians invented the numbering system we use.
poopwindowofopportunity
HAHA! Jokes on you, I AM Egyptian. Suck on that cultural appropriation.
glock19
haha
rickastleyo
If you aren't of Viking descendent stop using dreadlocks.
6Hexa6gram6
Excuse me, did you just assume my gender.
dallasdb
Galhaar
I never got this cultural appropriation bullshit. I do what the fuck I want, try stop me.
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
So much this. I kinda want to go to a rally with dreads, a serape, native headdress, and dance haka.
Betanaut
It's not the origin, its just the first ones who we can prove wrote it down.
fencerman
Oh look, this bullshit again.
khora
You say cultural appropriation as if it as a bad thing.
Cheesecakecrush
Is this 'cultural appropriation' thing really something that pisses people off?
jetflight
not just ANY egyptian - COPTIC Egyptian. Else you're just an Arab appropriating culture!
kikelt
celts used to dye their hair to blonde/white whith a primitive bleach made out of ash.
deadlycarrotstick
For everybody here including OP. Please fill out report and send back to me for further analysis https://imgur.com/JPHrV1I
amhildreth
Does dyeing your hair with the blood of your enemies count? A..uhm friend of mine wanted to know.
BklynPunisher
Greeks invented buttsex, so if you've engaged in it, you're guilty as well.
EternalVigil
I can walk like an Egyptian, does that count?
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Racist
RileyLuv
Slide your feet up the street, bend your back, Shift your arm then you pull it back
Knyexar
Yeah. Just make sure not to move to fast, lest you fall down like a domino.
alwaysL8
But if I wanted to find all the cops, would they be hanging out in the donut shop?
TransistorRadio
Waaaaay-o, waaaaay-o, waaaaay-oooooooo
Septagrim
Sorry, that's on the reclaimed and protected behavior list of things you're not allowed to do anymore.
beakindperson
I giggled way too hard at that
UltimatePotatoPunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CoIY14t8g
LosPer
Fun fact, they used different metals, like lead and cobalt to create the colors. They also slowly poisoned themselves...
savesuccessful
Our African ancestors were the first to evolve opposable thumbs. If you're not African, giving people a hearty thumbs up is CA, guys...
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
Cultural appropriation resulted in Italian food having tomatoes and pasta
Ranmachan
After those damn Egyptians oppressed my ancestors, I can appropriate all their culture! /justsemeticthings
MagisterEymerich
Fun Fact: you cannot bet on hobo fighting 'cuz Romans
comehomefransbrauder
What if I am of Egyptian descent and I don't dye my hair?
fairybug
Somebody tell this to Tumblr RIGHT NOW. I want to see all the hair-dyed Tumblrinas losing their shit over it.
DopeyFuckedaPenguinAgain
I find it hard to believe that Cleopatra had pink pubes
animatic
I Want To Believe.
NotifweJammit
That woman was the Booty Crack Cocaine of her time
beakindperson
It's true tho
GeorgeGeef
Have you seen her character animations in Civ 6? She probably does. http://imgur.com/m625xJh
IAmAManofConstantSorrow
I've played enough civ to know she does
ButtholeFlower
Guys. It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
MylastaccountgotbandbecauseIpostednakedwomen
But I like taking hard dick. Much more satisfying than soft dick.
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
I'm stealing this.
ButtholeFlower
Waaaaaaaaaaaagh
Europeans invented the college system. So anyone who holds a college degree and isn't of European decent is guilty of the same.
davepermen
We might have invented it, but the US capitalised on it with their loans. You can have that
Form00
Isn't the first university or college in africa? morocco to be precise University of Al Quaraouiyine or Karueein
BCEQT
Apparently Africa did... Twice, then Iran, then Italy.
namiasdf
Ya cause China had no scholars.
tooomanysteves
Arabians invented the numbering system we use.
hughesybooze
Yh it's like when you see a vid of one of those 'militant black person,' stereotypes going on at someone with dreadlocks or something 1
hughesybooze
and it's like ok bitch why are you in western clothes they're not your culture lmao. So retarded.
JoeinCanada
In Europe a gymnasium is an advanced high school where you prepare for university. In the US its where you play spots in a school. Theft?
WholesomeRuler
Oh yeah? Well most of our schools are so poor we can't afford proper testing sites so we use our gymnasiums for practice testing. Suck it!
JoeinCanada
That has got to be the strangest "You'v insulted ma country, you damn forner" statement I've ever heard from an American to date.
beakindperson
Are you guys being butthurt because you think I'm being butthurt over cultural appropriation? I'm not. I promise. I just laughed is all.
dagg3r
I was wondering why it was on the fp, then i realized i was blind to sarcasm
nosoupforoldmen
Stupid people like to accuse people of being butthurt in response to their own butthurt when the former are just laughing their asses off
obscureusername
I'm butt hurt because that is so hot right now...
shhep
I'm butthurt because you're posting an obviously troll picture to whore imgur of their circlejerk points?
BlubberthemightySluglord
Not at all hahaha your post gave me a good chuckle. Thanks.
foxfire1112
"I'm not butthurt!" makes a post over something that is an issue to no one
xheroth
WE WUZ KANGS N SHIET
LukewarmBeans
I got it. It's making fun of people who think cultural appropriation is a real thing.
MrMcFartington
Fun fact, their original dye was black and it was found to be poisonous. The remake was with the use of leaches fermented in lead jars.
Anyport313
Guys?? Did you just fucking assume gender!?!?!?!?!
HydrochloricKitten
Rest assured, some of us are laughing along with you.
beakindperson
Ps I have pink hair
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
Does the carpet match?
DoctorPitt
Well according to this thing I just read you better fucking be Egyptian.
XiYen13
If it's not cotton candy I'm going to be dissapoint.
beakindperson
And it's natural so it's not cultural appropriation. Obviously.
Canofminus
I want to call BS, but knowing my luck you'll end up telling us you have some rare form of hair cancer and I'll feel like a horse's ass.
LionOfRome
Too late, the imgur downvote posse is on its way
SincerePlatypus
EXPLAIN THAT SHIT!
Volt1ighter
Oh god, you're the main character. Good luck
IdespiseallofImgur
Natural Pink hair?
BillyBobThortonHearsaRogerDaltrey
OP is a PHONY! A big, fat PHONY!
Disgracefully
Op isn't from an anime, she is the animes
Ketheres
@OP is from an anime.
Lonestar8808
Maybe add this info to the description under the picture.
beakindperson
I would but I don't use a computer :(
NotTheBeees
Shouldn't have to, clearly a joke