Gosh, didn't see something like this coming.

Nov 11, 2022 1:45 AM

Well if it isn't the consequences of his actions

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I really really hope Twitter just finally dies

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hm. With all this chaos I'm thinking, could companies possibly sue Elon Musk for making it really easy to impersonate them?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Twitter is now $8chan

3 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Twitter is on fire. This is hilarious.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Eli Lilly correction: “no it ain’t. Fuck you, pay me.”

3 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

This is why they're in contact with Elon. There's no good way for them to fight this. "No actually, insulin is still expensive."\

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Downvoting all posts with tweets in them to encourage you to find a alternative website to use. Check out imgur someday.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 28

Try to not copy and paste. They'll ban you for spam when people report it. Switch up a few words here or there

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 15

Had to be taken down - can’t give people false hope…

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elon is a tvvat. However you may want to spell it. No genius just Rich.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being that Twitter has been shown to effect stocks I wonder what will happen.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it's on the internet, it must be true.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

the gift that keeps on giving

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Retweeted

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the_musk was right - comedy IS back!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plan to use this in meeting next week to convince my company to end its Twitter presence.

3 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 3

I wish you all the luck that exists

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

My advice… Cancel your Twitter accounts and let the MF burn

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I suspect the real play by Musk was to create election chaos that Trump/Saudis/Russia could capitalize upon with election fraud/coup op.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Someone thought they could fuck around with out finding out.

3 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 3

Yeah, but is this verified twitter also fake.... it's endless!

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I agree but that phrase is so worn out it’s hard to upvote.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

But not impossible

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You win some you lose some.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is worth giving Elmo $8.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Oh, if you don't get the month of Twitter blue you paid through due to a ban, you can refund it.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Musk put this on himself. He has no security chief and probably a skeleton crew who can verify the verified user is real.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He dove head-first into a business which he lacks the most basic experience. Musk's days are numbered.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Through what mechanism, though? There are... Possibilities.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

The rich eating each other is what leads to monopoly. I saw it in a Scrooge McDuck vore porn, but it's true.

3 years ago | Likes 298 Dislikes 1

I don’t want to understand this reference

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow did this comment take an unexpected yet delightful turn.

3 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

What was that called again, Corkscrewge McDuck?

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

*McCuck

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

This is of the best comments I've ever read.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

lmfao I am saddened that I have but the one upvote to give.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So I don't really get it all. But the verified thing on Twitter that's 8 bucks a month means essentially nothing?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It means you have 8 dollars less than you had last month.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, it meant $8 per verification in his pocket. He doesn't care about anything unless it someone says something bad about him.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

GO TROLLS GOOOOO!! FLY!!! FLY MY PRETTIES!!!!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

watching the feedback and meltdown of musk & twitter is great

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't the check mark supposed to mean verified account?

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Not anymore

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but now you can just buy them.

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Yup, it was a community safety thing. Muskrat thought it was a badge of clout that only special people got and started charging for it.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Everything from that moment has been him speedrunning the "finding out" part of why the system existed how it did

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

who verifies it and how ?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That's my next question, yeah

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no one, this is now available to ANYONE for $8 because ol Muskrat fucked up.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Their $8 per is all the verification that he wants.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, and they used to have an office for that. But Ol' Musky decided to make it ALSO available by a $8 monthly subscription fee. 1

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

TECHNICALLY once you click the check on an account it says if it's "verified" or "paid." But... most people won't do that. And shouldn't 2

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Plus you literally can't click on it when it's just a posted screenshot

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

have to. But I'm happy, Twitter is finally fucking burning to the ground. 3

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0