You could tell me this was some bodega in the Bronx and I'd believe it. His name is Walter and he's a local legend. He likes putting his belly on the ice machine because the compressor is warm.
Why can't you be a team player and put yourself out there for the customers? Only when you work hard and show you're willing to make sacrifices can you make manager, like me. *Taps badge*
Yeah, that's great 'boss', and how many times have you called me in a panic because people call out at the last minute and you don't want to do *your* job, which includes covering absences due to short staffing? Nah, I'm good in the position I've got. Thankless promotions with minimal pay increase just don't do it for me. I work to live, I don't live to work.
rlrobles52
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RElGNMAN
When that crack hobo comes in high AF during your shift.
SarcasticComment
You could tell me this was some bodega in the Bronx and I'd believe it. His name is Walter and he's a local legend. He likes putting his belly on the ice machine because the compressor is warm.
statingtheobvious1
I bet they still won’t clean the ice machine. l
kaijuuGold
he micromanages
SebastianCrab
VinnyVeritas
Just another day at 7-Eleven in Thailand
IAMSRC
Every time I see one of those things "Bitchn' Camaro" starts playing in my head.
Hootykai
Ollie's.
IncoherentApplesauce
I think your bodega cat has autism
Floofaficionado
I got it!... I said, I GOT IT!!!
yetanotherdoug
When the monitor mounts itself in the corner
Slashenaar
Should move his brand to the bottom shelf
wickerandcork
I can pet dat daaahg?
DarwinsWeasel
Lizard: Is this some sort of game monitor to you Steve?!
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Joanna!
killergrooves85
Don’t they carry bacteria? I mean, I guess so do I.
HamSlamwich
Is that where they keep the baby monitors?
thenetbear
Inventory monitor
medimr
Wiffingst
Joanna!!! Get down!!
uziel144
Maybe he just needs some Zzzzzigarettezzzz and his Brand happens to be up there.
pravetz
Bodega Komodo
codasquid
Joanna! You stop that and leave my eggs alone!!
IamnotarobitIseethenumber2
Just needed to find a better spot to monitor you from
DarkMagic1516
RowanUnderwood
KITTY!
MrStealYourGiF
on phone: "Hello? Pet Store? Yes, I want one of those chonky lizards with the orange cat energy. Me? No, no, no, it's a gift for the in-laws."
psstuphere
Alby, the pharmacist dragon
karashu2000
ihavethelowground
THESE ARE NOT JOANNA'S EGGS
ArkoneAxon
Guard your eggs!
Aranon1183
She is such a scrunkly lady!💙💙
EmailFail
How else is he supposed to monitor the store?!
Gotcha44
DosPadres
stolenkiss37
NChomsky
SternLecturePlumbing
InitHello
BenderRodriguezz
"Is that lizard..."
"Ma'am I just work here..."
*scans items*
ilhares
Can confirm. Not paid to wrangle animals, that requires special training and a far larger paycheck.
ChiLLeCheeze
Why can't you be a team player and put yourself out there for the customers? Only when you work hard and show you're willing to make sacrifices can you make manager, like me. *Taps badge*
ilhares
Yeah, that's great 'boss', and how many times have you called me in a panic because people call out at the last minute and you don't want to do *your* job, which includes covering absences due to short staffing? Nah, I'm good in the position I've got. Thankless promotions with minimal pay increase just don't do it for me. I work to live, I don't live to work.