I've made a similar noise when I tripped and fell, while trying to break my fall, I somehow fell with my stomach onto my fist ... That was not a fun day
i'm just sayin my pain tolerance is too high, if i fall doing trails like that guy i'm more pissed off than in pain, last serious fall i broke two fingers and refuses any pain killers, it weirds people out especially EMT workers
Great, then go to instagram, there is literally billions (no exaggeration) of this stuff there, so enjoy yourself and stay there until you want funnies, when that happens come back, let this one site for the funnies and interesting (non-sexually interesting of course)
yeah and I hate them all and I was in this site before any of these became a thing, thankfully blocking the most prolific users of that simp-bait means I don't see almost any of it, anyway, that's how everything in life is, you just push against the stuff you disagree and show your appreciation for the ones you agree with
Having also taken some hard shots in the solar plexus, can confirm it's every but as painful as it sounds. It stinks you and the only thing you can think about is the pain and the whole inability to breathe
Nope. That's straight up wind suck. Having been here and making those exact sounds more than a few times, that boy took a flat fall and got the wind sucked out of him. More scary than anything. Just need diaphragm to expand little by little. Good times
As a kid, I cried over every minute fucking thing. I did not make a sound after getting kicked due to knowing full-well I deserved it for being a fucking retard.
I used to work with elementary aged students and one day on the play ground one of the “tough” kids fell or something and got the wind knocked out of him. Honestly at first there was a mental “lol you kinda deserved that” cause he was being mean at the time, but then I saw the look of absolute panic on his face as he couldn’t breathe at all. I quickly told him that it will be okay, he got the wind knocked out of him, and he will be able to breathe again in a few seconds. First time is scary af.
J3lek
Got it. Just make caveman noises all day.
Roqinn
I know that sound! That is "Man having hit his balls on something hard!" With both groaning and a little retching!
madjo
I've made a similar noise when I tripped and fell, while trying to break my fall, I somehow fell with my stomach onto my fist ... That was not a fun day
vonKaiser
Pretty sure I made the same sounds after my motorcycle accident. 0/10 would not recommend.
Brownie19
Arizona Mae is so pretty.
Toqom
Sorry, we hear a guy in porn and it's the most off putting thing. Guy making noises the whole time, ruined
spontaneous9
TomWest61
With twenty: Upps. With Sixty: "Uhah, ah, uhhhh, ahhhhhh!" This is normal little lady, you have much to learn. (My eye rolls up. Only one eye. )
Blackmetalhappiness
Was that exagerrated eye roll meant to be sexy? If so, I don't get it.
SpicyGoober
My sex noise sounds like when I'm taking a really big dump
notmyrealface
This has grape stomping lady energy.
DutchCraft2050
Grape stomping lady sounds?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
you mention that and the recording starts playing in my head in full HD
Affray
It's so genuine. We've all felt that pain and know those sad sounds, she is all of us, but on the news.
Normandingo
Let's see inside her nose
Imadudefromokc
Like this?
Affray
ForceAwakenWasLame
I’m gonna do this during the next argument w my so
Affray
You didn't learn it from me.
v
GiantSquanchy
GiantSquanchy
moments before
Nnoodles
Listening to this and all I can think is "Who does number two work for?!?!?!"
thetickcannothaveaspoontoobig
Snezko
did we just hear a man die?
Cataleast
Just the usual noise you make when you get the wind knocked out of you. Always as much fun as the first time.
Snezko
p.s i made the same sound about a decade ago, i did NOT!!!! feel like i was alive anymore in that moment...
BerryButcher
you gonna have to wreck my ass pretty hard for me to make some noise
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
duly noted
BerryButcher
i'm just sayin my pain tolerance is too high, if i fall doing trails like that guy i'm more pissed off than in pain, last serious fall i broke two fingers and refuses any pain killers, it weirds people out especially EMT workers
BuckFudddy
OregonComputerGuy
I make similar sounds during the morning dump
ThatQuietlySmirking
That is a lot of makeup.
Affray
You can almost see her actual skin tone around her eyelids.
CardioVascular
Fitting in is an art.
invaderjak
I have an 8yo son and a live-in mother-in-law. I'm so paranoid of making noise that I'm even silent when we're in a hotel.
LeekofLegend
Thanks for sharing I guess?
invaderjak
you're welcome
madjo
Congrats on the sex still
NotThatPrivate
Yeah, I learned to be silent when I was a teenager because I was in the house with my parents. Never really got over it, tbh
Imademyselfsquirtle
Let it go
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
maybe start with some moans before you go full Disney Princess, though
PineappleLoopsBroether
In a hotel?? Cmon. Let the rest of us listen. Then we can guess who to mentally high five at continental breakfast.
Bojovnik84
terronium12
What in the Spider-Man: TAS Venom is that shit!?
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
I was kind of expecting that, but I wasn't expecting THAT. Well done.
TheElderTrolls3Morrowind
🤌
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
Druidhunter77
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Shewy92
rockarolla
cromstantinople
CeoHuntingSeason
yeah this is a thing they all do now to drive the views up from the easily manipulated males of their species
Pwnzistor
Hello, it is I. Easily manipulated male of the species.
CeoHuntingSeason
Great, then go to instagram, there is literally billions (no exaggeration) of this stuff there, so enjoy yourself and stay there until you want funnies, when that happens come back, let this one site for the funnies and interesting (non-sexually interesting of course)
Pwnzistor
You know TT, FF, and THT happens here?
CeoHuntingSeason
yeah and I hate them all and I was in this site before any of these became a thing, thankfully blocking the most prolific users of that simp-bait means I don't see almost any of it, anyway, that's how everything in life is, you just push against the stuff you disagree and show your appreciation for the ones you agree with
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
my thoughts exactly
Imademyselfsquirtle
That is her tequila face, omg face, and O face.
Alexap30
Tequuuuuuiiiiiillllla
WhiteyHead
Vinegar stokes
1potsie
Like a fart?
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OTNsbmE0czA4OG1qZjdwZ2t4bHJrcGQ5cGVoZ3VseHZxNmhkMTV0eiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/BYXj1ysWJxTMFZjJcY/200w.webp
SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
LurkingSarcasm
You heard her, moan while doing it
lezgetfukkinreal
I was gonna say I'm going to start moaning when I fart but I don't need starting someone's moaning fart fetish on my conscious
EmailFail
I often do this already to spice up the moment for everyone in the elevator
notreallyaclevername
This is why I loudly scream the entire time during sex
DrFighterpilotAttorneyAtLaw
Like a damn banshee, right out of the gate, and for the whole 30 seconds.
notreallyaclevername
Exactly. But damn, 30 seconds? Kudos to you.
Kats8652
That guy is NOT having a good time...
igglebotato
hope his wrist and collarbone are OK
andexer
"Right in the beanbag!"
fcib
WDYM, he has now a story to tell to his now improbable grandchildren.
bitemark
That's definitely the sound of someone who took a good hit to the diaphragm
NightOwlRally
Having also taken some hard shots in the solar plexus, can confirm it's every but as painful as it sounds. It stinks you and the only thing you can think about is the pain and the whole inability to breathe
Bystandr
Sounds like near castration
ChicanoBatman
Nope. That's straight up wind suck. Having been here and making those exact sounds more than a few times, that boy took a flat fall and got the wind sucked out of him. More scary than anything. Just need diaphragm to expand little by little. Good times
Aranon1183
My sister decked me full-force in the solar plexus once. It definitely sucked worse than when her horse kicked me square in the balls!
Bystandr
Yikes sorry for your loss
Aranon1183
As a kid, I cried over every minute fucking thing. I did not make a sound after getting kicked due to knowing full-well I deserved it for being a fucking retard.
prosper020
I used to work with elementary aged students and one day on the play ground one of the “tough” kids fell or something and got the wind knocked out of him. Honestly at first there was a mental “lol you kinda deserved that” cause he was being mean at the time, but then I saw the look of absolute panic on his face as he couldn’t breathe at all. I quickly told him that it will be okay, he got the wind knocked out of him, and he will be able to breathe again in a few seconds. First time is scary af.