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kittyperfect
Lightly rub your tongue on the roof of your mouth. You can still tickle yourself lol
shano510
That is exactly my problem with masturbation actually.
switchysam91
Same!
lotsofpulp
ImGonnaSquirtHnnnnnggggg
I thought he had Reptar on his shirt.
PsycheClone
Schizophrenics can often tickle themselves.
pilomotor
They wanted to research how schizophrenia affects masturbation as well, but sadly, the study's funding got pulled for some reason.
PsycheClone
It was cancelled after the lead researcher was overheard on tape saying "That's right you crazy bastards, just like that... oh-ohh-ohhh!"
pkrevbro
I used to beat it like it owed me money.
Luchadorbeaux
Used to?
Goofingoff
It finally payed him back.
ratfaceddog
Before the accident?
IWouldDoThings
Gotta say, that's exactly why masturbation doesn't work for me. It feels the exact same as washing my body or something. No pleasure.
thisisprocrastination
It's in the mind, yo. You need some imagination too, and good visual stimuli.
IWouldDoThings
Yeah, I'll just have sex with a person. I really like that.
thisisprocrastination
Oh you're a woman. Yeah, different ballgame.
mooglerae
Depends on the woman. Some women are like guys and others find it to be like brain surgery.
thisisprocrastination
It's not just that. It's that sex with a person is always available to a woman (save maybe ugliest 5%). Not so for most guys.
TheWeegie
I can tickle myself. And pretty damn easy too. I literally cannot wash my feet because i cant touch them they are so ticklish
WhispererInDorkness
You might be a bit schizophrenic then. Source: some comment way up.
intashu
That's a weird way to masturbate.
mooglerae
For me, that is a painful ticklish, not fun ticklish like my underarms or sides.
Hurro
Isn't tickling a form of pain? Or similar?
mooglerae
For me, it depends on the location of my body. My feet are really sensitive so the stimulation is too much and it hurts. (1)
mooglerae
My sides and underarms are less sensitive, so it doesn't hurt there. It just sends all these sensations to my brain.
Pancake289
Listen man my feet are real ticklish doesnt matter if its me or someone else. I hate it.
realdale
Schizophrenic people are able to tickle themselves.
MrAppendixX
Schizophrenic =/= multiple personality disorder though
realdale
Damnit, not again
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Seriously. I'll kill a bitch for tickling my feet. Sheet hurts.
KiwiGameDev
Hurts? Like your sides from laughing?
Benny721
I had to tell Mrs. Benny721 that I might hit her if she tickles my feet. Not my choice.
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
We laugh but really its a form of torture. It's closely linked to panic not joy
itmeanspeaceamongworlds
And yet for some it's a fetish.
NotPolarBear
For some, the torture IS the fetish
oheina
The bottoms of my feet are the only thing I can tickle. It's annoying when they itch.
TheNotSoGreatDepression
orangedragonfly333
chitch87
To be fair someone else jerkin you typically feels better than you doing it yourself too...
cptwott
funny science fact: you can tickle yourself with your tongue against your palate
Surely
Oh yeah, I do that all the time. Okay, not "all the time". More like, occasionally.
cptwott
You tried it, didn't you?
HouseoftheRisingWaffle
...Maybe...
intashu
Does that imply you taste funny?
cptwott
not to me.
Beastasorous
If you're able to tickle yourself, you've probably have a form of schizophrenia.
imisscanadianpeanutbutter
Imagine what glorious whores we would all be if we couldn’t masterbate....what societal norms would be...
wizardofkek
IQCrash
Tickling yourself does not work mostly because of the lack of surprise effect (your body already "knows" it's gonna be touched)
AzureAsura333
I can tickle myself just fine on my own
mytruepersonality
so when i make goosebumps on myself and it tickles what is that called?
C0mmanderX
Isnt that a bad thing? If jerkin off didmt work for guys it wouldnt work for girls. Then the only logical outcome would be more sex right?
gtabul
Okay grandma, you really need to stop tickling me right NOW
RabidDingo
Some can tickle the roof of their own mouth with their tongue.
WhaleMilker420
Finally. Someone put words to it.
saeheria
Though imagine how much more human contact we would get if you couldn’t masturbate.
Lewisking50
My little sister can legit tickle herself ._.
InternetPopularityAchieved
Make your arm fall asleep and try tickling yourself. Please report back fellow scientists. Tits. That is all.
PrinceSamaSanChanKun
Well, masturbation does feel different when someone else does it for you
AskBobLoblaw
I give myself a stranger once in a while when leftie is out of practice
ffips
Western Grip for a special surprise
OverthoughtUnderedited
Literally the only things lefty can do for me are occasional relief driving, catching a baseball, and navigating tube sites on my phone.
OopsJustJizzedInMyPants
I'm a big fan of the reverse stranger myself...
stxtfr
I was today years old when I googled reverse stranger. Thank you kind sir
EmperorWonton
Being ambidextrous has its perks. My leftie and my rightie are both my bottom bitches.
plsnerfloneliness
I'm like the same except with Dyspraxia and Dysgraphia they're both shit. I recognise and appreciate their efforts though.
dissociativeidentitydisorder
you've said that you have the same mental illnesses as me so now you are a sibling to me. you cannot stop it you can only ignore it
plsnerfloneliness
I will never ignore it.
TheDetonated
My right is my side hoe
AnotherStrangerOnTheInternet
There was some benefit to breaking my dominant hand a few years back. You uh...learn some new tricks.
Botatious
Why swap hands just sit on the normal one till you can't feel it and go to town with it.
wtfamIdoinghere000
Risky game, could get messy
PiledriverWaltzer
Chpgmr
I sometimes have a gangbang with both hands and feet.
AnotherUpvote
How do you... with the feet...
JohnnyTwoStreams
If you sit on your hand for 5 minutes, it will feel like a stranger.
GeorgMarbleJumper
Am i the only one who uses my right hand?
ChronicD
Nah, rightys are more common. I think computers have caused more people to jerk it with the left. I've always been a left jerker myself.
TheDetonated
Got to prep while searching!
arbsbuhpuh
I switch out like 5 times a session
Surely
Wow, your hands must move in a blur then.
thedreamersleepsagain
just like hoothoot!
ale624
One hand for each stroke then?
itrymybesttooffendsomeone
Oof
CaptainFappleJacks
Handjobs don't feel as good as masturbating and that's a fact.
Surely
Oh, guess I'm not missing out then.
CaptainFappleJacks
Not really. Best to worst. Regular sex, Blowjobs, Masturbating, Anal, and Handjobs. Those last 2 are really interchangeable. Both so-so.
itmeanspeaceamongworlds
Nah, dude. Anal is amazing. Providing both people involved find it to be a huge turn on.
CaptainFappleJacks
It was not that fun for me, she loved it. It felt like my weiner was being crushed by those inflatable blood pressure cuffs doctors use.
itmeanspeaceamongworlds
Huh. I guess some things really are different for everyone.
itmeanspeaceamongworlds
They do if they're done well.
CaptainFappleJacks
I've had many and I always had to hold back the urge to make suggestions. It's only a matter of time b4 it turns into a bj.
itmeanspeaceamongworlds
Well you should make suggestions, communication is a key part of sex. No one will guess what you like unless you tell them.
CaptainFappleJacks
Some women take it as an insult. Like they are bad at it or something. Millennials are so sensitive.
itmeanspeaceamongworlds
Some men do too, and that's really not the kind of sexual partner you want.
ijoinedtoolate
Tickling yourself just doesnt feel the same as someone tickling you. Like masturbation doesnt feel the same as having someone to tickle you
JackieTreehornProductions
but someone else jerking you off doesn't feel the same as you doing it either... so it's not really an inverse analog.
sykotic1189
It reminds me of when my uncle used to tickle me, and that's why I cry
Treblaine
But people generally can't tickle themselves... at all. It's not that it feels like they are tickling themselves, no tickle feeling at all.
Khazimhir
i can tickle myself on the sole of my feet tho.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
I saw a girl tickle herself once. She was trying to count her ribs so I guess since she wasn't TRYING to tickle herself it worked
sugarshack628
You can tickle yourself. Gently glide your tongue along the roof of your mouth.
Treblaine
I've heard of that and I can't do it at all...
sugarshack628
Use your fingertip maybe? Just gently though. Gives me the weirds.
Treblaine
It's somewhat strange but it's not ticklish. I think it's just the body's aversion of "don't stick your finger down your throat, stupid!"
DontPeekAtMyBio
Does it mean something if you can?
Surely
Yeah, you most probably have cancer. Sorry.
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Surely
Haha, I was actually thinking about writing it as a quote from WebMD ;)
Treblaine
Supposedly some schizophrenics can but I am not a doctor.
totallycooldude
IuhhhCANTTHINKOFANYTHINGCLEVER
Oh fuck....
OrcLuck
ok I'll give it a shot
JustDontCare
I can tickle myself. It feels very much the same. But my threshold and how is totally diff
JustDontCare
why downvote me for stating this?
Treblaine
http://uk.businessinsider.com/schizophrenics-can-tickle-themselves-2016-5?r=US&IR=T don't freak out though.
TaintedTruffle
uh oh
JustDontCare
Welcome to Business Insider UK, it looks like you're using an ad blocker.
MagicSquid
Hackerman tip: Refresh the page and stop the refresh before it loads the ad blocker portion at the end.
Z0op
Well, just reading the the url should give you a tl;dr
Treblaine
Sonovabitch. I'm using ublock origin and that site didn't throw it didn't do anything like that.