ADisturbedOne
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50 shades apparently got more actions than most of us do.
Perhaps?
Feb 20, 2015 3:43 AM
ADisturbedOne
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Perhaps?
QueenofFerelden
Ew! Ew! Ew! EWWWWWW!!!!!
Volpe42
Those seats are filthy.
PricklyGoo
Looks like the same cucumber.
throwaawy
LeaveItToBeaver
Peewee Herman got ostracized and arrested for the same thing
Renza0
yeah, but he's a guy, these are women, so it's ok. that's how it works right?
ballq
Wouldnt it make more sense to bring your dildo with you? Also I heard nothing but complaints from ladies who saw this movie
ADisturbedOne
Probably young girls that aren't at the age you can just buy dildos yourself. Cucumbers will have to do.
olivedrops
Someone brought those in as a joke. Has to be. Please, Odin, let it be so...
ballq
My money is on the staff doing it
ADisturbedOne
I hope so, but with those stains... I highly doubt it. lol
olivedrops
The stains could be anything. Movie theater seat/floor/everything is always fucking disgusting.
ADisturbedOne
Well, it could be... just that most of movie theaters I've gone to are quite cleaner than this one we're seeing right now.
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
Not to sound like a party spoiler, but can't a person get charged for jerking off in public like some uncivilized pig..?
ADisturbedOne
I know for the fact that it's illegal to do anything like that in public, but in movie theater, you cannot see them do it... and you don't
ADisturbedOne
know who did it, and all, so they can't press charge. I hope they'll force women not bring purses in with them from now on. It's nasty.
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
I would think they'd have some kind of security keeping an eye on people in movies like this if that's the case..
ADisturbedOne
I've been busted for bring drinks in, but they did not bust any girls that masturbate? Hm... something's not right with this picture.
sentientmortybot
DONT TOUCH IT!!! .. what is it?
idratherbeoutdoors
I'd say zucchini
Choclamean
a giant cucumber used not for its cu or ber.
sentientmortybot
although i wouldn't all it giant http://img.pandawhale.com/post-15400-Your-post-truly-disgusted-me-I-6FZa.gif