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So. To anyone of my lovely family or friends that gets raptured today. I will miss you. It will be sad not seeing you anymore and I hope you will be happy. If you have pets that you will be leaving behind. Please let someone know. Those of us that are left behind will care for them.
And to everyone else. More cake for us!
TheCleverDeist
I was raptured this morning, they sent me back because of budget cuts.
elliath21
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbjA2ZWYzMGRhYW5wYjRuaHZ6NmFvZGtiMnRvdmozODQyazQwa3BqMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/RctUh2vJWm2sw/200w.mp4
Samja192
Have the got a specific time or can it just happen anytime today?
db629
CyberneticWhelk
Maybe today was the rapture and nobody got to go.
thornedrose27
Wow. I never thought of that.
Vydrach
So why exactly is the rapture stuff going on rn? I am very out of the loop. What wackadoo religious faction picked today specifically for the rapture, and why?
TheIronPenguin
A christian pastor claims to have had a vision where jesus told him the dates. https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/a/jadegomez510/the-rapture-2025-tiktok
Vydrach
I thank ye
Lefthandturnsignal
Why are they pretending today is gonna be the rapture this time?
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
They never fucking learn anything. Ever. Like, at all. Some of them can't even handle buttons on clothes.
Mechwarrior719
Christian nutjobs
mak10z
well, I mean Randy savage stopped the last one with an atomic elbow to the neck of jesus. There's no Randy here to save us this time. Rest well Randy.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
the 90s were a wild time
mak10z
that was 2011
TheIronPenguin
A christian pastor claims to have had a vision where jesus told him the dates. https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/a/jadegomez510/the-rapture-2025-tiktok
WoopDeFrickenDoo
wouldn't Jesus tell a lot of people? why always just one guy
getadogupya
What's he going to say tomorrow?
"Jesus lied!"
ByronGetronfree
And the Jesus in this vision, is he white?
getadogupya
Natch!