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Katateochi
#7 was injecting a cow & dropped the needle, spent the next two hours literally looking for a needle in a haystack.
Topnotchcrotch
Being an uber driver he might have been more into sit down comedy
TwelveMotionJeweledSkull
#1 is right, I’d need to be mentally compromised to enjoy these
TravelsWithRoxy
keep em coming
TheUsernameOfTheCentury
BeesNeedKnees
Yeah this is a good dump. Stand up for Inspiration yo
Captainplanetmotherfucker
#6 I felt in my soul.
icantthinkofacleverusernameeither5
copingcabana
Cheetahs never win.
TheGrubinator
Fuck Eric Baumann.
whatcouldgowrong
Which one?
aChungusAmongUs
This new wave of comics is going to suuuuuck
potbrowni3
Hey that’s me up there! Lame there’s no credit and even more lame that I didn’t get any likes when I posted it lol.
potbrowni3
Hey you gave credit! Cheers!
WannabePirate
What is this?
QuackQuackPontiac
@OP I don't +1 a dump unless Everything in it makes me laugh, so you're in an elite club. So +1 and
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Chimichanga007
Don't quit your day jobs
ColdestOne
For the last one they would have to save your life long enough for them to kill you themselves.
Apothecarius
Dying before execution doesn't stay the order for execution. Gotta save you, so you can go round 2!
CalebGuenther
I think I could hide my reaction long enough to die before they saved me if I was that committed, anaphylaxis is largely internal
BubbaJohn42
Can you have a DNR if you're on death row?
ILikeFugu
Last one is a Cyanide and Happiness comic
ProppaGanda
I capped out some funnier shits than that. I'm with you, poor taxi driver.
IIIdkbruh
I need a couple drinks
nevyg
LCCyncity
Ebaumsworld is still a thing?
Username383
These are really really not funny. This is a anti-funny dump, right?
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doAngelsFart
I must need a drink because none of these were funny
misterwelshman
Breast milk is vegan... who is that idiot so I can tell everyone I know how dumb he is.
designjp
Humor's so dry here, even the taxi driver's tears would evaporate before hitting the ground. Someone call a comedy ambulance - these jokes need life support!
lvn0
is it just me or are these dudes not funny? .. well frankly a little bit bitchy?... thanks ... that is all.
whatcouldgowrong
God I hate it when comedians are a little bit bitchy. Like, hellloooo????
HoytLancaster
Hey I'm a Tyler Fowler too!
jimjong1
#10 10/10
KhevaKins
I hold cannibalism and by extension breast milk is vegan as it doesnt come from animals. Dont @me
zenmaster11
Meh
SubtleOrc
chazzsandiego
Skinnnn3r
BloodofHeroes
My math is off... wouldn't that be 140 bottles of wine?
thorismymaster
Human breastmilk is vegan
Username383
People who actually argue about that should have a less black/white view on the world
ShitIsRidiculous
There was a bub in my NCT group that was lactose intolerant which also applied to breast milk so he had to have an alternative. (1/2)
ShitIsRidiculous
I didn't know that was a thing that could happen but there you go. Poor little guy sicked up most of every feed ?
thorismymaster
Wow, I thought babies could only not tolerate breastmilk based on the mums diet. My son used to react to my milk if I ate certain foods
ShitIsRidiculous
I've heard that before when it was things like having spicy food so it sounds plausible that eating ? (for example) could have that impact.
thorismymaster
My son has allergies to things like soy and he would react if I ate that
ShitIsRidiculous
That's tough, is he okay with bovine lactose?
Memnath
Thank you, was looking for this. People don't understand that if it's consentual it's vegan.
HunglikeaHamster
You know this is actually a great argument against animal welfare laws? Let's make their lives so grueling they actually want to be eaten?
ChrisRye
PhailRaptor
Strange. 100% of vegans I've met have described it as "no animal products" not "animal products require consent".
RideTheStimutacs
And there are some hardcore ones too. I know several who won't even eat figs due to how they consume a wasp for fertilization.
Bucushin
Animals can't give consent, that's why bestiality is a crime (seriously).
pantheranorvegicus
I talked to my chicken and she's cool with me eating her unfertilized eggs
Lucky246
Its about sentient life giving consent
mormacil
Sapient? Because all mammals and some plants are sentient.
Lucky246
Right, both.
mormacil
That's redundant because all sapient beings are also sentient?
univac1
So is canabolism, if someone's got a leg they don't need.
tegfdd77
S p e l l i n g . . .
univac1
No thanks.
Roune
Cannibalism*
univac1
Canubiblzsm
Roune
CanIBoobanLaySum
univac1
I don't know, CAN you?
ButterfaceTaintClown
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AlexVanPutten
Waiting for the rest
JonSnowNotedWindmillExpert
Don’t bother LOL
ButterfaceTaintClown
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Chimichanga007
I guess you have to be there