The MellowMoron's Magnificent Misappropriated Meme Mini-Medley #2

Someone just need a good leg drop in their lives

Rahatahharahaharaha

Burninating the village...

Pibbles = Potatoes

One will eat your hair, the other will eat your fingers...

Especially if I don't see it in UserSub, I have no fucking clue

If I could sing-song scream insults at people, I absolutely fuckin would

Gather 'round for some fresh ass tea.

Fuck mornings

What's it say that Snoop himself was our guide?? I'm happy he is.

You motherfucker. This is why I don't bother pairing them anymore

Kirk would be that guy with a snack in the cupholder of his treadmill

Both as chewy as shoe leather

Unless that's your thing, you freak.

Nothing like a little math humor

Silly putty would suggest the existence of serious putty aka C4

Fuckin got 'em

Which is just insulting to Sam Rockwell

Some days I just can't argue with some people anymore. It's just not fucking worth it anymore

GRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Waffle House at 3am is my favorite habitat

We all have to look after ourselves and others we love nowadays. Like they say on an airline, secure your own mask first before helping others

The Big Sad will hit just about all of us, in months, in weeks or maybe even today. Keep breathing.

Toss those thoughts and prayers deep while you're in there, ya wankers (if you say that kind of shit after a trauma)

You did not ask for your upbringing. You did not ask for shit genetic code and hereditary suffering. It's not on you. It's absolutely foreign to give yourself compassion rather than shame

Easy. Spend it at war with others lol I believe in you. KEEP. FUCKING. GOING.

Also, if you were a trucker somewhere along the 95 corridor this past weekend and you honked your horn for my adorable kid who just learned the horn pull hand signal, I love you. He loves the absolute shit out of having tractor trailers honk at him lol