TheCalvinShow
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Double knot..
MV EDIT: Send pics of your shoe (left foot, not right foot).
And if no one has told you lately, I love you.
Nov 8, 2019 2:31 PM
TheCalvinShow
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MV EDIT: Send pics of your shoe (left foot, not right foot).
And if no one has told you lately, I love you.
VanillaMowgli
Me as a toddler: LOOKY MEE IMMA LURNA TIMA SHOEEZ! Me today, an obscene number of decades later: LOOKY MEE IMMA LURNA TIMA SHOEEZ!
prodmerc
This is what my mother tried to teach me. Unfortunately, two single knots will tighten up better and won't untie on their own.
SuperDramaticFusion
Oh cool! More weird shit to draw the eye to your supermeme shoes
opdeliversifrequested
Wtf I can do the right but not the left???? Is that why you asked for left foot pics arghhhhh
silentsuspekts87
Send pix of dix, and spices of life. You know it wont fix, until you sprinkle some salt and burn the knife.
TheCalvinShow
hmm...
narniasreal
TheCalvinShow
Thanks friend
Numb3rThr33
thatsjustgrrreat
Not trying to be funny or anything ... slower you ... please. +1!
camena
LOVE YOU TOO!!
TheCalvinShow
Thanks friend
EmSee9
What kinda shoes are those ?
TheCalvinShow
Chinese Supreme knockoffs
EmSee9
Thanks
adaptabledisease
This was so awesome i grabbed the nearest pair of shoes to me so I could try right away. There was a spider inside... Ded.
hamspecial
I tried and failed, this is Voodoo!
thisisfunnow
I was thinking how to teach my kid how to tie his laces, now I know how'll i do it
AMatureTwink
Supemer? Wat
isaacbaker
Supemer
MarioMalachi
Supemer
VagrantKoba
Why left foot? That is a very specific fetish
TheCalvinShow
Ha
ForPetesAche
*bow
TheCalvinShow
*curtsy
nervpanda01
AnonamooseUser
and we love you too
TheCalvinShow
Thanks friend
NightCap
What sorcery is this ?
Wyotee
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in my shoelaces.
StarDangerous
Lucky I got someone else's dick stuck in my shoelaces
TheCalvinShow
Your doing it wrong.
Wmcmwa
If he did it right it would be stuck in the ceiling gan
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
No need getting all fancy shmancy, it was hard enough learning it the first time around.
TheCalvinShow
Fancy shmancy baby!
GrifCreeper
I still never really learned it. Between adult-sized velcro shoes, and just knotting the absolute shit out of it, I don't deal with laces.
AgnesMcGillicuddy
Or burning a cd
AgnesMcGillicuddy
As an older person i am constantly amazed at skills that have become irrelevant in my lifetime, like making a call on a rotary phone
prodmerc
Hmmm, I wonder if there's a Rotary Dial app. So young dipshits can't use my phone.
InAMellowTone
Okay, boomer
prodmerc
Oh don't worry my important shit is encrypted, airgapped and dual key protected. Don't forget who invented the shit, zoomer :D
alupnya
I’m so doing this today. My construction coworkers are going to LOOOOOVE it!
cronkey
And that's how he got the nickname "Laces".
Randompersonisrandom
The guys I work with have shown me at least 8 different ways to lace up boots, so they probably would love this
tastydeth
OSHA approved
TheCalvinShow
Pics please
somethingawesomeandgreat
*dicks
thankyouforyourserviceforpointsonanythingmillitary
Theres a spark in my hair get it out get it out !!
WhyDontYouMakeMe
You joke, but now I wear a do rag because I'd always get six burns on my scalp where the eyelets on my baseball cap were
speedywrx
lucidnightmaring
Too bad it's upside down with the aglets on top
Sywen
Pretty sure it's supposed to look like a butterfly, with the ends as antennae. Either way, aglets hitting your ankles would be annoying. >.<
TheCalvinShow
That kinda made me sad.
lucidnightmaring
Sorry. It feels like a gif that ends too soon for me makes me sad as well
OneUpperSteve
How’s this?
v
Dustfinger4268
Just switch the direction you put the laces
bobstallone
DoDucHuy
A G L E T don’t forget it!
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Luckily Australia won't have this issue.
rmxxx
Aglets true purpose is sinister.
lucidnightmaring
You are closer than you know
KatMacNeill9
I must know
omglandshark
ThatAttitude
Hm. I question that