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keyblader1985
He's got to have some Saiyan genes in him, and that's why he's not aging
Kilo11
Dude has god genes
SpanWolf
noonehasthisoneyet
Hair dye and a healthy lifestyle helps you not age like rotted meat. I’m really worried about some of you.
ravenousj
First image could pass as high school pic. 2nd he's 30 yr old, wife and 3 kids.
Blackmetalhappiness
Yeah, beat its' ass!
tonehoundsmoser9
He does not look like a man who had seen shit that would turn you white
CuddlyCynic
When he told Lily Tomlin "I will always be your yam man," he meant ALWAYS!
IRideUponAPaleHorse
I just recently rewatched Congo and I remembered why he was my childhood crush... and still is.
bobgunrunnersmith
His secret? never snort anything off toilet seats or eat raccoon penis.
SpacemanSpiff1000
I'm all for not doing the former.
MrAcurite
That's my secret too
threepotatoesinatrenchcoat
Well, I'm out
RevolutionOnHerLips
omg! disgusting! who would think of that! I would never snort anything off a toilet seat...
bobgunrunnersmith
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
I watched the most recent Ghostbusters movie over the weekend, and I kept wondering why he looked younger than the rest of the cast. Including the kids AND Paul Rudd.
ThatQuietlySmirking
That was 2024. This picture is from 2026:
samwyze
Get this man some pictures of Spider-Man, now!
spwm1984
He has the tools, he has the talent.
umlcat
Keeping in shape in case another evil super ghost wants to conquer or destroy the world !!!
jimhotep
He is of the Dúnedain, a man of the West.
Brandon222
That made my day...
PorterPickUp
Oh you've seen the Magic the Gathering version of Aragorn too
A6DemonBag
AARP interview in 2026 say he works out regularly, eats right, and actively works on balance exercises even "silly" stuff like standing on one foot while brushing his teeth. Plus, he bargained with Zuul.
thegarts
I read Eddie Murphy was going to have that role.
ConstantlyonYoBack
How is his hair not grey, I get he can dye it, but the moustache too?
TungstenOrbital
What having good genes AND money can do.
HamAdvocate
Damn, that's some good genes.
CobainsSarcoma
damn
tidepool
He used to go to Dragon*Con every year (I accidentally ran into him by accident in a crowded room and had no idea who he was but he was very kind about it) and the year after he was in that series about mental health and played a soldiers dad his line was three times longer and he was getting trauma dumped on and just was so gracious, listening intently to what people told him, giving them hugs (most celebs only do fist bumps) and telling them they were loved and he’s just amazing.
ILikeFood2000
Way to go dude
GuyLuomo
— 2026 —
https://ghostbustersnews.com/2026/01/26/ernie-hudson-gifts-al-roker-a-ghostbusters-proton-pack-during-today-show-appearance/
— 2024 —
Jaqdakloun
There's gotta be a dozen African American men out there that have aged horribly 'cause he took their black don't crack privileges.
eXoRainbow
RetrogradeLlama
We need to dissect and study him.
ObjectivePragmatistWithHope
Neah, this is literally how advanced Med's become. Why do you think Sweet Potato Hitler ain't been dead for years already!? Here it's cancer specific treatment, prolly involving the latest in Immunotherapy, where they literally target cancer specific cells with your own immune system. Then we get to assorted growth hormones, & stem cells, while they figured out some years back that "Aging," is caused by Telomere shortening on cellular Genes, so they've been R&Ding drugs to stop/prevent that.
Casually
We will have the chance to, in about another 80 years when he passes.
MrSwissroll
Is he a god?
awkungen42
I hope so, he has always seemed like a fantastic person.. God?
JohnSmithterms
Exponential wealth accumulation buys a lot of health.
unluckyandbored
...Maybe?
DudeThatsRacist
ka1iban
ausernamewhat
Yes
Casually
After the crow was done with Eric Draven he went to help the next worthy soul.
pumpkincharmer
It can’t rain all the time
TheMostModestMouse
No cus he's real.
Stoneleigh219
Is he the Key Master?
animi
He has the tools, he has the talent.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Haven't seen this? Yes
Ngugi
YES!
GozerTheGozerian
No! But we made a deal.
calls2767
This guy gets it
MrSwissroll
GozerTheGozerian
Fucking excuse you?
MrSwissroll
Wasn't me
NoPantsOhClock
No, there is just something strange in the neighborhood.
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
GenXHippie
Shouldn’t we call someone??
omuaomua
Who you gonna call?
WeirdandOdd
DrDadJokes
GenXHippie
Aw man I didn’t know there would be a test. Probably like animal control but goth.
MrSwissroll
Ghostbusters!
Kilo11
They've been defunded, try again
jammer909
877-CASH-NOW
TheLastBootyBender
JG wentworth
DocFunkenstein
Wealth + free time to work on your health + good genes. The first two being the most important.
Harm
Well, you need at least that to beat the bad genes being a prominent cause of the 2 cancers he suffered.
Circe007
So, wealth and time you say? I dont think so Tim
Sticklebrickk
That's from the hormone injections to make his hair stay thick and his penis small. Doesn't believe in gender-affirming care, for some reason.
DocFunkenstein
You left out the important part of that component, and the implied necessity of "wanting to work on your health."
Circe007
Yup, but you didnt mentioned it in your previous post. Id say the key would be healty food, healty routine (working, learning, getting fun and resting in balace) and healty personal relationships. Being rich wont solve those three entirely.
Purrmageddon
Egh? Cannot you not comprehend? They did mention working on their health.
Circe007
Dude, I was talking with DocFunkenstein, why dont you read the whole coversation before posting? My point was, being rich is not the whole solution
aerodynamit3
Good genetics is by far the most important.
Polymathena
http://www.equality-of-opportunity.org/health/
DocFunkenstein
No, it's just a very helpful part.
Wealth to buy good food and healthy living, and actually being free to work on your body and health (including medical care) is way, way, way more important.
aerodynamit3
Those things are all meaningless in the face of a genetic wall. Leonid Radvinsky was a multi billionaire who, for all his money, died at 43 after a long cancer battle. Meanwhile there's Mariano “Pops” Rotelli, who lived to 107 and drank whiskey every day, and only saw a doctor 3 times in 100 years. Genetics are absolutely the most important factor in longevity.
drinkthederpentine
Fucking hardly. Tons of people die at the ripe old age of "Genetic heart defect at 40"
DocFunkenstein
But by all means, show me some poor, struggling, hardworking people in their 80s who look as good. I'll wait.
aerodynamit3
Money can't buy telomeres. Predisposition to cancers, inheritable genetic abnormalities; these things will drastically affect longevity and quality of life. Meanwhile I personally have both sets of grandparents who lived past 95, great grands that lived to 99 and 104. My grandmother broke her arm at 84 and grew new bone back to heal, which if you dont know, is almost unheard of at that age. Money can't buy genetics like that. And we've never been "wealthy", just lucky genetically
InTangier
Money can't buy genetics like that, but you do need basic nutrition and some structure to get the benefits it provides. If you're struggling to make ends meet, financially and that takes a toll on your mental health, I'm not so certain you'll get consistent results. Your nutrition will worsen, increased risk of harmful substance abuse, etc. A lot of it will offset "lower predesposition to cancers". History has a lot of folks with "great genetics" dead under 30 under, say, a coal mine collapse.
DocFunkenstein
Who the fuck was talking about age?