509tigerfish
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Jul 24, 2026 1:48 PM
509tigerfish
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spooktree
he prob eats them with only ketchup
MoonMoon89
But he and his diapers are already so full of shit, would anyone even notice?
Mvnostrand2000
Food for thought
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
Ramen
BadBunnyLadyOfRocksTreesAndDirt
Late night Subway; two young guys came in asking for as much lettuce as staff would let them have. They had already hit up McDonalds and Wendy's, bought a jr cheeseburger, ate the burger, and just wanted to fill the void between buns with lettuce, and a drink cup also just lettuce, to give their friend for his birthday. (upon inquiry the friend was not vegan)
AbsoluteKilljoy
He eats either 2 quarter pounders with cheese or one of those and a filetofish and always an apple pie.
SomeDetroitGuy
Look, I'm a fatass and I love McDonald's but that's a LOT of McDonald's. One QPC fills me up and sometimes I can't even finish that. And this fucker who never exercises eats two in a sitting and thinks he's in great shape?
Miztakebb
honestly, thats only 1200-1300 calories. For a person of his size, he would lose weight if thats all he ate in a day rofl
TheCryptid
how tf do you know that lol?
AbsoluteKilljoy
It was revealed to me in a dream. JK it was leaked first term