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"That's not the cold you're feeling--that's death approaching."
Feb 15, 2018 3:04 PM
graceinsheepsclothing
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1953
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"That's not the cold you're feeling--that's death approaching."
OrdinarilyWhenYouMakeGlueFirstYouNeedToThermosetYourResin
They might have just thought you were nice. I used to put discounts through sometimes if a customer was just a cool and respectful person
TheUglyGuy
Started getting asked if I wanted the senior discount in my mid 40s. I look old, I guess.
poorwhitetrash
My mom started lying about her age to get the senior discount at about age 45.
superpaul79
I felt the same way when I stopped getting carded for cigarettes and booze, so I quit cigarettes and booze.
Amauri14z
Your 59, that's discount age.
Lepercake
I'm 29 with a beard standing at 6,1 and I'm still IDed to buy wine..
bigpeeler
Hello fellow 59 year old Imgurian. Just had my birthday last week (11th).
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
You just had your 11th birthday and are 59?
bigpeeler
LOL.
NeneJPhilly
Fuck that noise. That’s $28 in your pocket. I still look like I’m 12.
RonMimnaugh
its the little things in life that make it worth living. My wife is 5 years older than I am. Looking forward to the movie discount soon
sweetasmaple
Take it and save it. Now you’ll be rich when you’re actually old.
Anlurai
I'm stealing that quote for when elderly patrons at my restaurant complain about the temperature settings when it's 75 degrees.
graceinsheepsclothing
It's from 30 Days of Night, said before the vampire attack. But I always think of it when my 85-year-old dad is cold and now, when I am!
cathoderaysunshine
Look, if it's not checked, I used to slap a discount on if I liked your attitude. As a non people person, it was like once in 18 months.
wubadubbalubdub
Embrace it...a discount is a discount :)
TriggeredPrivilege
My dad was 43 when my brother Pete was born, and three years later a lady in McD's says "out with Grampy, eh?" My youngest was born when...
TriggeredPrivilege
... I was 42 and, lo and behold, three years later a nice lady at work saw me and Colts, and says "is this your grandson?"
idratherbeoutdoors
I'm 28 and still getting an i.d. check for sudafed. There's a bit of frustration either way.
graceinsheepsclothing
I got carded for caffeine tabs recently. Might just be policy.
PapaHereNow
I can’t wait to get senior discounts!!
NCPBullet
The cold stale breath of reaper breathing down your neck
proileri
Maybe she was hitting on you.
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
As I've cashierd before, it wasn't always you looking "old" sometimes you were just cool enough to give a discount.
graceinsheepsclothing
Quite possible, as I am totally cool.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
@op
aka184mommie
Some senior discounts start at 55 or 50, said the 57 year old
12Badgers2MushroomsAndASnake
I once got a senior discount at Taco Bell because I was wearing a wool beret. I was 25...
Muttons1337
My work gives discounts at 55, so don't worry. You're already dead!
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
You old bastard
graceinsheepsclothing
Hey, you assumed my gender! I'm an old BITCH, thank you very much.
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
God damn it! I apologize attack helicopter! Please dont combat missile strike me!
BuddhasBodyguard
Or she was flirting with you ...
graceinsheepsclothing
The chances of her being gay AND attracted to someone 30 years her senior are much slimmer than the odds that she thought I'm old. Thank tho
BuddhasBodyguard
Yeah, both of those together maybe not. But when I was in retail, I met MANY very attractive women that much older than me. Anyway, YW.
arumunus
Had just turned 30. Went into a club with my 26 year old friend. Immediately went to pull out my ID and the guy stopped me ->
arumunus
Said I definitely looked old enough and waved us through. Adding insult to injury, he stopped us again after a few steps and ->
arumunus
Said "No, I DO need to see HER ID though." That was almost a year ago and it's still made me feel old. Or, that I look old. ):
graceinsheepsclothing
Omg, that happened to me when I was 30 and dating someone in their 20s. Embarrassing.
woozle
graceinsheepsclothing
You will never stop getting mail from them. I joined for a year at 50. So much mail!
butlerfetish
I'm 49 in April, so I can get my old fart's card already? Woo... shit I'm gonna die.
TygrF
Awesome! I thought *I* was the oldest person on imgur... Thanks for making me feel better @OP!
graceinsheepsclothing
Wait, I'm not sure that makes ME feel any better...
TygrF
Look at it like I do -> "At least I'm not 59!" ;-D
emilyvin
Many places the senior cards are given at 60, so 59 isn't far off...
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
Most in my town are 55+
0verand0ver
Ikr
Notme68
I always ask if they have any discounts they like to claim. Then joke around about how I avoid basically telling people they look old.
ZacharyDiscordFletcher
25 here my father was mistaken for my son once.
jackodn
My favorite local diner starts the senior menu at 55. My kids were sure to point that out to me.
wolfpackpgh
a week before my mom turned 50 the cashier at an arby's gave her a senior discount without her requesting one. she was not amused...
Drougals
Well she does look.... mature
graceinsheepsclothing
Been there!
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
My mom was the opposite. She grinned and said thank you.
YouHaveCaptainDiometes
Down in Florida it's almost universally 55
LurkerOfDarkness
55? When do you guys retire?
YouHaveCaptainDiometes
70-ish because of SS checks, though it doesn't hurt to get a part time job.
LurkerOfDarkness
I see, are they insufficient?