Me: I just can't get used to an Xbox Controller.  Also me:

Colecovision was my first console and this was its controller. Pre-Nintendo. Seriously looking back I remember what...some of these buttons did :P. Wasn't always just selecting numbers off menus with that keypad. Those grey things on the sides were triggers. Used your whole hand to move that directional pog, unless you had the add-on joystick attachment that made it "arcade like". Man I miss old arcades.

Max Tax

Bit bigger than a PS2, iirc. Cartridges fit in the top right hand silver spot. When video games were "just a fad"... It might not seem like much, but all you had to do was flip a hard switch on a cable, turn to channel 3 of your TV and boom, you could play games on the TV when nothing else came close.