Storytelling dog

Mar 11, 2013 12:40 AM

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Storytelling dog

Not possible

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"...and that's why we pee on everything. Got it, kids? Remember that the next time they take you for a walk."

13 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Too much fluffy for one to handle

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"Others say you just have to believe and have faith in the human."

13 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

"Stop watching me, I want to poop on that sofa."

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

D'awww

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"Also, my children, if they put you outside, make it look like you wish to come in. When they open the door, do absolutely nothing."

13 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

haha!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see a dog telling her children, "And this is why Mommy drinks wine and sets early bedtimes"

13 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

That's what I'm doing tonight

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lack of comments here is disturbing.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"And then, when Fluffy looked back at his master... the ball... was STILL IN HIS HAND!!!"

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

As a Samoyed owner, these memes make me happy :)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"...and some say that the ball never moves, its the universe that moves around it."

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I read it in Jeremy Clarkson's voice. All because of the 'Some Say...' part

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"the laser is not meant to be captured, but chased."

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Don't shove your nose in their crotch. They'll call you Crotch Dog forever after.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cute.

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"But that's not the scariest story I know about balls..."

13 years ago | Likes 261 Dislikes 0

This comment is perfect.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"They tell you we're going for a ride...well younglings... it's the worst ride you'll ever go on..."

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

this is a great comment

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"...beware the delicious temptress peanut butter and master... its not what it seems"

13 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

"Have I ever told you about that time a turtle grabbed me from the balls?" - Dog

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My dog wore this costume http://csrnch.com/1nuObur and everyone ran away from him

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Some say that the red dot is controlled by the human

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SAMOYED!!!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next is the story about how he met their mother, a polar bear.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

the BALL? you said ball? Where's the Ball mama??

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