"MAGAbert" (A Dilbert Satire)

Feb 28, 2023 5:46 AM

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Originally I thought he was saying " we should stay away from black people [to stop causing them harm]"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Standard-fare MAGA.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Personally, I think he's been going slowly nuts for many years now.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad said he heard his rant and didn't think it was that bad..... yes he voted from Trump, yes he knows I hate that

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice summary.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dilbert was always unfunny

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

It was funny 30 years ago.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was - if you were in that situation - observational. It did at times raise from me a chuckle of recognition. I'll admit to that much.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I haven't read it in a good while, but I used to enjoy it a lot. Scott Adams being a racist dickhead irritates me.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is what happened with my oldest friend. But I ghosted her before the last panel, because no.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trump’s next vice-president.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

With Kanye and Musk

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

C&H was piling on today too. Shame the White Grievance Lecture Circuit pays so well.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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His new tactic is to insist that he’s liberal

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was always racists- Trump just made it okay not to ashamed about it and not to hide it anymore.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I look forward to forgetting him.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If any good came from Trumps administration, it really let us know who all was secretly a piece of shit, now that they don't need to hide.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never liked his comic strip because of the premise. If "dil" was so "woke" to know best, why was he not upper on the boomer corp ladder?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Now if you send him this comment he will melt down into a facist rant against young people

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well, at least he's lost most of his comics income. Which considering that the writer of Lil Abner confessed to sexually assaulting 3 (1)

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

women and still made it to retirement before losing that that's saying something.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Lmao what a pathetic legacy

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. He fucked around and found out

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, the mask, such as it was, is off now. Stand by for a guest spot on Fox and Friends.

3 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

"I WAS CANCELED BY THE EVIL LIBRULS FOR SPEAKING MY MIND!" -Scott Adams, Fox and Friends. Calling it now.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Cancelled? No friend, this was just the ebbs and flow of the free market!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is it that these "cancelled" pieces of shit only seem to be using this shit as a way to become relevant again? Dude faded into nothing..

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A long time ago. He is now making the news because he's shouting the part he was whispering before.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Accurate

3 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 2

Sadly true. No matter what county you look, right wingers are on the rise or begin to rise.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Murdoch and a few other billionaires have had massive impacts on that shit globally.

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Terrifying honestly but I just hope this acknowledgment isn't just the fear mongering, but I believe it

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Italy, Hungary, US, Austria, just to name a few. I fucking hate it. I wish it would be fearmongering. Hope something changes sooner or later

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Right wingers are being more brazen about their views after a few decades of blending into the background but the old racists...

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...are dying faster than the new racists are being born and education and economic opportunities are displacing the racists in...

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...positions of power. In a generation I suspect this will be seen as the turning point where their power declined to the point...

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...that they are small ineffectual groups that purposefully choose to live outside of society as minorities

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Aug 6, 2023 10:39 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Found the Magabert!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took a gander at your comments. You seem to have a thing for correlative graphs that don't actually prove your shitty point.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Aug 7, 2023 12:22 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

No, it was a mild observation. Ad Hominem would be "You are wrong because you like shitty graphs." not "Wow. You have a dildo on your head!"

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You're fucking stupid. Like comically stupid. You're an entire circus, you fucking red hat idiot.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

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3 years ago (deleted Aug 6, 2023 10:45 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Tired of people both sidesing our country through normalizing our extreme right wing. It's killing us.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Aug 6, 2023 10:50 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Thing is, it doesn't matter. In Europe extreme right-wing is also on the rise. Italy, the Netherlands and France have them in the government

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

even, and it gets worse. We have these parties literally say we should back Putler with his invasion, that certain groups of humans have no

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

rights, etc etc. We are not immune, just because we do not have a 2 party system. If you fail to see this, as the ur example came from a

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your both sides bullshit is how our fascist party got so much power you fuck stick. I'm done being nice to you cunts. Fuck you.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You realize the only people stupid enough to believe this sort of bullshit are fellow trash to yourself, right? It's bullshit you idiots

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ad hominem, no argument

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Nice fedora, bro

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This ain't debate club dweeb. There's no ref waiting to call down red cards because you cry out the names of fallacies.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

made up to try and discredit resistance to your fascist bullshit. How about you fuck back off to /pol/ with it?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Aug 7, 2023 12:23 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Also, your argument is fundamentally shit. It doesn't deserve argument. It deserves to be mocked.

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