TwatacusMaximus
7991
2145
104
Alderaan chunks everywhere
Feb 18, 2016 12:21 PM
TwatacusMaximus
7991
2145
104
ayytothelmao
Oh we are a peaceful planet. You may fire when ready. KABOOOOOMM BOOOM KABOOM aldaran chunks everywhere!
DinoKebab
Weird how it comes ready assembled.
MrGatsby
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MerToo
Too soon.
frankthedriver
Too soon
GingerJiuJitsu
I'll pay one quarter portion for it.
MattCookie
And it's only 130$!
Metopheles
I hope they include instructions.
NerdyGerdy
Brown isn't very common, you'd get sales for sure.
Pulsivi
Alderaan chunks in Alderaan places
elmwood
Looks more like wookie shit.
MagicIsJustScienceThatWeDontUnderstandYet
Alderaan chunks where Alderaan space was
SheWolf04
All about that base, bout that base, no rebels!
siberianbot
"Build your own sh... Alderaan!"
tibris
not cool
HotWampa
https://twitter.com/StarWarsPhtshp/status/700654845028470785
ifartedonceandyoukeepbringingitup
This is funny, but for Alderaan reasons
Piscivore
This deserves more upvotes.
Oteneo
Not really, the Alderaan/all the wrong joke is about as old as the franchise itself.
Piscivore
Hasn't stopped being funny.
IMilkDwarvesForALiving
Too soon.
sadman13
Step 1: Open Box. Step 2: Pour contents onto table. Step 3: Congratulations! Sit back and admire.
Elcesplooshe
What if it came already assembled and it was up to you to "disassemble" it?
FlyingCrow91
The title. http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-19-2015/fcIdxW.gif
rouverius
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out while stepping on a Lego..."
Unluky
All they did was change the color of the twin towers set.
BababaMoooya1
Lel
Paawn
Savage
MatchTheboX
Joke so dark it stole my bike
CptJohnYossarian
They've clearly added some Challenger Shuttle parts as well
CaptainArminius
Oh my God
TysonGoesOutside
Does that mean some of the pieces are melted and/or cut?
HotWampa
Wow I think I made this image - glad it's popular .. https://twitter.com/starwarsphtshp although someone stuck a gold sticker on it.
hotlanta
You may fire when ready!
vladimusvonhackenslash
You may fire when ready HUBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH ALDERAAN CHUNKS EVERYWHERE
andrewstnh
No assembly required.
snowman520182
Let it go princess.
Whitefox789
She really does need to let it go, she could take some tips from a certain popular Disney princess who I will not name.
williammurderfayce
"Oh help me, we're a peaceful planet! You may fire when ready. BOOOOM! BIG LASER! BOO WOO WOO!"
GravyHavok
This. This addresses the reference that evidently only you and I seem to have caught and mentioned. Good on you. +1
TwatacusMaximus
You have restored faith in the galaxy
Whitefox789
Well it's been a time and a half, either way got a lot of torturing to do!
GravyHavok
We are special snowflakes. There are none like us.
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williammurderfayce
hey who's got 2 thumbs and just betrayed his best friend?
Xenopug
THIS GUY!!
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm outta here.
mabbe
why is Kylo on there? he had nothing to do with the destruction of Alderaan
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ghasm
Kylo Ren wasn't even born with Alderaan blew up. Hell, his parents hadn't even met before the planet was destroyed.
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Tetragrammaton
Guess I'll remove this so no spoilers
Danmanbadman
Or... Did he???
ghasm
Come to think of it, I've never seen Kylo Ren and Darth Vader in the same room together. Makes you think...
Danmanbadman
Now you're thinking...
Volpe42
The egg that he came from was there
ThingsAreReallyStartingToComeTogether
He's finishing what Vader started. But he'll end up stepping on them and then throw a tantrum.
OfficialUsernameChecker
He's on there for Alderaan reasons
Paleoman
He wishes he did though.
paddythelion
Compulsoty: "He's there for Alderaan reasons."
paddythelion
rrrrry, rather.
ParalysisOfWill
He's on all new LEGO Star Wars boxes as part of the branding banner
mabbe
gee I wasn't really looking for a serious answer as much as i was pointing out something weird. but yea thanks...
HotWampa
I figured Alderaan was still in pieces 30 years later.
DierkSchuemann
Actually he is only on the boxes with episode VIII sets in it
DierkSchuemann
Typo... i meant VII
secondtalon
Nope. He's on 75157, which is a Rebels set that's not yet released. Kylo's on the new stuff.
secondtalon
And the new VaderTIE-AWing combo. Kylo's on that. - 75150
ParalysisOfWill
YEah, That's what I meant by "new LEGO Star Wars", LEGO sets from the new Star Wars. kinda ambiguously worded now you mention it I guess
xoverthirtyx
And yet he and Ep VII still had nothing to do with Alderaan.
DierkSchuemann
i see. you have a point there, i guess.
DoktorLurker
Giant box of single color bricks? I'd buy it.
TrapsAreIllegal
Having a lego store nearby is nice, I can go buy single bricks.
DoktorLurker
I hate you so much right now. They keep not putting one here as none of the malls have the "correct amount of foot traffic".
TrapsAreIllegal
I used to have to wait until I had to travel the 3 hours to Calgary, but now there's one here. I'm not crazy like my brother though.
DoktorLurker
There's one in Kansas City, but that's a few hours for me too.
lizardbones
the Lego website says item 75105 is the Millennium falcon though
WhoDoesntLikeTacos
Photoshop, it's a thing!
lizardbones
that's what I was implying
ghasm
You've been able to buy big single-color packs of bricks directly from lego for years. The internet is great.
ACrowbarEnthusiast
Racist
DoktorLurker
I prefer "Brick Elitist".
DaeGiovanni
...but it costs $119.99 USD.
imnotthedoctor
Just slab a "Limited Edition" sticker on the side of the box and suddenly it's worth 10X as usual
FettesNachbarskind
Then make it two boxes
alittletime
sounds like Kanye's clothing line
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
Yea but, single colors, I've never seen something so beautiful.
DoktorLurker
I want a box of dark & light greys, with browns and some detail pieces. Castle and terrain building bulk pack.
DaeGiovanni
'I only work in black... and very dark grey...'
Garouleloup
you i like
Absorbedboy
so you are for color-segregation. *tinfoilhat*
DoktorLurker
I just think some colors are more useful for certain things :)
Mapuchii
Like running fast and jumping high?