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I laughed when I saw this on YouTube old photos. She looks happy now that her face feels so good.
Sep 15, 2025 10:43 PM
1Monty
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I laughed when I saw this on YouTube old photos. She looks happy now that her face feels so good.
wingedcougar1993598
Nothing quite like a penetrating massage for your face.
taterthotsfordinner
Face massage, suuuurrrreeeee. They know
69Voltage
So turn it on and get a facial?
crespomodesto
impact resistant? damn
dreyfusslugado
Well no WONDER men can't find the clitoris!!
PantsAreForTheWeek
"Facial," eh?
woozle
epicurusaquinas
Looks like it ruined her left eye!! Dangerous product
Wankbiscuit
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NXg4b3EzMnE1MzhxaWFodmhrcTVndThkNGJxc3NlaGQ5eWt6dG9zZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xT0xeuGa2J2aUh5sxG/200w.webp
IUpvoteFuturama
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y28xbmx4ZHhjZmd1MHo1aTF3M2kxZW1wd2FlZnlwcjhxaHY5dDdreCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o8doVAxrMjXbIHaU0/200w.webp
ryecurry9000
Penetrating
duktayp
"and other parts of the body" 😉
belly42
"penetrating massage"
JakSandrow
Yes they knew. Of course they knew. That's the point. We are sexual creatures, despite all advertisement to the contrary
ClownishAntics
And don't forget the chin strengthening device for the man in your life!
DocFunkenstein
I like how she looks like Tina Fey playing a drug-addled housewife of the era trying to sell a vibrator as a face massager. Well, other than the Tina Fey part, I guess that's exactly what it is, huh?
wingedcougar1993598
I have no reason to believe anyone either writing or reading this ad was ever confused about the intended purpose of this device. They suggest a "penetrating massage" for "the face... and other body parts". Yes, it's an advertisement for a womens' sex toy.