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Jan 29, 2020 6:01 PM
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flavivsaetivs
#4 Now that's a threat.
malikcarr
FinntorpAndTuckface
https://www.twincities.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/20292805_838867072180_4302843709454512979_n.jpg
BORGALOOGIE
Don’t threaten me with a good time
MrKibbs
And it’s at 45 mph too!
RMaybeth
SideshowBob
Valshebnick
Auronaku
Like that sign's going to stop me. I need the point of insight.
Pokegeologist
Was looking for that last one.
mondeca
#2 I blame the owners for not teaching their dog to use a condom.
TheGrassyKnoll17
So I take it you're been on "signs with threatening auras"?
rageousangerfield
Nope. You take it incorrectly.
kanemano
https://imgur.com/nc2GyPR
qtRaven
*security cam records me petting 20 or more wolves*
HighlyUnlikelyAtomicWombat
Don't tell me how to live my life
tarquinious
jursamaj
I think it's the not-living part they're most concerned about…
HighlyUnlikelyAtomicWombat
Don't tell me how to die my death
GodsFoot
*throws wrench*
ElbowDeepInASeahorse
Warhead42
BrutusMotor
Got me laughing at all the toughest macho people in the world....
JasonThorn
Saw this sign: "In this house resides GOD and a PISTOL. If you don't respect either, you may meet BOTH OF THEM."
sugarNspiceNnice
I feel threatened.
StuckInBetweeen
Pitbull with aids lmao. No one is going near that pup.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
PoorSucker
DoTheChaCha
#18 Moira?
SnooziestDragon
Poussey!
Mattmotte
Lieutenant Colby!
binaryabyss5
#19 should be "will be forced* to retrieve them"
Fjwkak
Wolf Creek Habitat!!!! My second home! +1
RMaybeth
withtwolz
ThoughtYouSaidSithLord
I don’t use a safe word either, but for the opposite reason- I’m too merciful.
HistoryHayden
I read that in Goofy's voice
ComradeZoidberg
#7 If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
OtterlyMagnificent
If you tell me how to do my job, and you're not my direct supervisor, it won't be a wrench I'm throwing. And it won't be one.
cntrfldr
How about just challenging? https://imgur.com/TIYjZIO
Maldraek
drdavessardogs
KaJuN
#6
aPokal
drewcrosby
KLAUS!
bruudwin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo for those that dont get the gif :D enjoy!!!
Bystandr
German safety vids have no chill
KaJuN
I love how it starts out legit but keeps getting more and more ridiculous.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
My favorite warning sign
kindpanda
Angry blow job from Trump?
Jakethesnake357
Don't blow on the road?
dreamsnottheresultofwhatweeat
Beware of strong winds over the next km.
NaSMaX
Beware or Borneas god of the winds.... He's kind of an asshole...
StoicOptimist
Trump will lick you repeatedly 8)
Volimar
You reminded me of this and that's what I appreciates about you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAyqJnHgQDI
Skipadedodah
I was going to post this
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
It's a good one
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Beware Penisula, five-penis-tongued god of highways.
fencer1964
Hello Québec, just outside Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu? Autoroute 35?
dreamsnottheresultofwhatweeat
J’en vois partout au Québec! Salut!
Slimiix
Sur la 20 aussi St-Hyacinthe ?
strapontin
Que de souvenirs... À la hauteur de Sainte-Madeleine!
elcee50
Meanwhile in Canada
StealthToaster
I need this for my moose collection.
zenoshogun
So, regular moose then?
JasonThorn
Play THE LONG DARK. Got attacked by a moose. Trampled the hell out of me in the game.
onlyhalfghost
All the corpses of other players around the first moose in Nier Automata got a good laugh out of my frozen Canuck ass.
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
I approve of this sign
LiarLiarPantsUntier
I wish the plural of moose were meese. There, I said it!
arrowhen
Moosen.
Inkliest
Brian is that you?
rageousangerfield
Forever disappointed that the plural of squid is not squad.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
No disagreement here!
Gra55hopper
Yeah and it should be: some sheep; a shup
jeffoncom
Actually it kind of is! Squad is the collective term for squid. They can also be a shoal or school, but clearly squad is the best here.
rageousangerfield
Collective noun was what I meant, not plural. Thank you, kind stranger. Have an upvote.
shadowlion27
Is there such a thing as a vincible moose?
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Some people say that rappers are invincible... we're vincible...
rageousangerfield
Some people say that we're not rappers.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
We're rappers... it hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers.
Sanotassard
bobsvagenecatsdogsredheadscosplaypuffins
https://imgur.com/ytOZNOp
ShutTheFrontDoors
I’m a Canadian, so I can answer this one: no. No there is not.
mwoodman
That's a canvincing response.
Eldibs
Only because they won't let you use an RPG on them.
onlyhalfghost
You can use an anti-tank rifle as long as it's not firing exploding shot, though.
jazzmanati
Even as a hunter. They can continue walking after a shot to the midsection. I mean for miles
TechnologicInferno
They make such good jerky though.
exarkun00720
So they are vincible... just takes a a really long time?
jazzmanati
Hell yeah