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Nov 25, 2022 6:33 AM
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demolition4man
I'm in a lot of these - Nice!
weidermeijer
#15 Steak N Shake from 1970s: “In Sight It Must Be Right”.
Jimmytheeel
#25 Oh my, your dick
Garymcd
I'm stealing some of these, thanking you :)
GrumpyOldMan55
GrosseSouris
#4 $7 doesn't get you shit anymore. $40 Andy my daughter got two books and an eraser.
C110PR
#9 an advice show for the modren era.
freckledkink
#1 my mom. But I'm 40 something and have told her since my teen years ?. I have stopped since she has dementia and doesn't remember
freckledkink
Stuff now. Poor dad though. She told him he was the reason I moved out (that broke his heart). He asked me and I assured him it had
freckledkink
Nothing to do with him (I'd have lived with him the rest of his life).
ImurevJourhein
#1 "You slapped me whenever you thought I did something wrong, and sided with every one of my bullies and abusers. That enough for you?"
MadamPuddifoot
#34 why do you think his fun and comfort are decreasing?
Asgth
#23 Milk from other animals came about 10 000 years ago, and cereal was in 1863.
Ribcage
#1 Yeeup, my parents were/are a fucking wreck, but there's no way to really explain that to them. Almost no point too; I yam what I yam now
Tootiespewpew
me too friend me too.. :(
ExTechOp
#21 You can't potty train a goose, they poop whenever their body needs to and they don’t recognize it. Pets can temporarily use a diaper.
mcrump929000
#30 omg Rayburn was gay this whole time I mean ,I never
Flowerlady0
#2 yeah, but now everybody just calls you Google and accuses you of knowing everything.
bikergeek6249
I got nicknamed "Encarta" back when encyclopedias on CDROM were a thing. :-/
MisuseOfLiterally
#2 knowledge is not intelligence.
Zoldjah
#2 isn't that how we all work?
lncorrectGrammerNazi
#26 There already was a 4/20/69. It was 4/20/1969. It's happened every 100 years for quite some time now.
SwayzeS
Little Caesar
staceyjorgenson31415
mcrump929000
#9 three homies smoking bud, when the dog starts barking at the front door for no reason(alt: loud knock and a deep voice at the front)
saganworshipper
I still think Rupert was a bad casting choice. But jow does one properly cast children?
alcamar
#3 like blue waffles?
demosthenes89
John Edward Jones' death in the Nutty Putty Cave. I read a really detailed description in an Imgur post years ago and it HAUNTS me.
TheGreatSynan
kingkongkeom
Me being approached about some new tasks friday afternoon at work.
Inmate45
Nah, that shit you can store away. Stuff like the fact that dragons and jragons sound the same when spoken.
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
or like 2 girls, 1 cup
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
I think, the worst I ever saw was a guy trying to insert a glass into his anus, and while it was like half in it broke and blood sputtered..
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
...out.
ImOPsMom
blackmetalcoyote
I was thinking Lindsay Graham and his ladybugs, but sure, blue waffles sound like a close 2nd on the cursed scale.
hollowedskin
Thanks, I had to google that
brutalwookie
#50 “Pick a size, big roll” sounds like a great insult.
Volpe42
Knowledge and intelligence are only the same thing when talking about spying
mcrump929000
#25 "oh my 'your d**k'"
kittenpettingfool
#4 bro my kid took $35 to the book fair this year & could only get 2 books.
prosper020
#25 OH MY your dick
StrangePaegan
Nadenn
#1 our generation at least understands we have mental health issues. Our parents were expected to hide theirs and shut up