... I will fail to mention here that many pet birds become... Romantically attracted to their humans and will do mating behaviors to their intended as well as actual mating... Because people inadvertently touch them in their naughty places...
The males can also be grey, the green heads etc. is just the breeding plumage, which will generally be lost in summer to autumn after the breeding season. But the one in the video should indeed be a female, a male mallard would have a yellow beak instead of the predominantly greyish one that can be seen here.
Well, I've seen Mallards all around me for most of my life. But yes, I know a /lot/ of random facts on all kinds of subjects, very few of which are ever useful to me!
BryanTenn
Don't marry the first bird you catch.
flawles
Garfunkle & Oats: Sex with ducks:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8&list=RDEXPcBI4CJc8&start_radio=1
myballshurt
That's a free duck
DrR5
I deserve a chance to be with Dereck
SigynRose
Excuse you! That is the bride!
chrisckelly
🦆: “Soooo I was told this is where the bread and groom would be standing?”
JRaven419
Oh... Bride and groom not bread and groom.
Quichita
I do!!
circlebreaker
Later, the honeymoon:
XA10
That duck looks ducked! (Sorry autocorrect)
YouAlreadyMutedMe
*music starts* Here comes the Bri-PLAP-PLAP-PLAP-PLAP
Cosmicfisherman
"At least it was a female" said the backwoods person.
Yellowchopsticks
Karl, King of Ducks finally has a consort.
didgeboy287
All hail Karl, King of Ducks!
AgentBuddhaMan
The whole crowd is quacking up!
BubblyMilkTea
Con-quacks-ulation on your marriage!
wired314
What the fuck does the text add to this video?
fractalsphere
WOW no one upstages the bride on her day! :-P
goflyblind
♪ i want a new duck. one that won't drive me crazy, waddling all around. ♫
oozabooza
I always updoot birbs
CT1space3DX
Where the hell is Daisy...she's late.
firlefranz
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
shawnemack
I was hoping it would take a shit
timbazi
poscduke
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MmVwcmphYm50OTZmc2V4emhyMjUycjkxZWRpMTdzMGR3MjgzeWR1biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/BmX38GoChnxRe/200w.webp
Randomice
"Wuf, twue wuf..."
OhIfIMust
AnotherSnarkyComment
Would.you still love me if I was a duck?
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Yes, with orange
StarscreamAndHutch
What else floats on water?
redtruck
Septcanmat
Very small rocks!
VerySmallDuck
Clockworkdancerobot
♫ Here comes the duck! We're fresh out of Grapes! ♫
jimmymcgoochie1
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
spitfires2000
So... he married the duck, right?
theoriginaljfizz
And then....that evening...
skunkaway2000
Is this the new version of "Would you love me if i were a worm?" 🤨😄
mrsdowneyjr
He apparently doesn't love her if she's a duck because he didn't make a move toward her at all
LinemanMatt
DarkwingDuc
Later that night... https://youtu.be/EXPcBI4CJc8?si=hqIF1N9Uhm71oHOO
Fanner50
YES!
That’s the link I was hoping for!
Better than any wedding!
WienerBeener
... I will fail to mention here that many pet birds become... Romantically attracted to their humans and will do mating behaviors to their intended as well as actual mating... Because people inadvertently touch them in their naughty places...
normalperson123
If a duck walked at me down the aisle I would simply say "I don't."
IAmTheBadW01f
He legally had to
SackCrow
This is the way. (Heehee)
Housemaster
Clockworkdancerobot
Your bride is here.
Lightsmith
Thats a groom
SVcross
Duck!
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
She's a shapeshifter
GlowstickJedi
Well, fuck a duck
UndeadGopher
Please don't. This kills the duck, at least it killed the one i did.
JoeT85
oh he's gonna. he's gonna consumate something
HandoB4Javert
a l'orange
Thesaya
*Her day. Males have green heads and are more colourful.
BartanicGarden
The males can also be grey, the green heads etc. is just the breeding plumage, which will generally be lost in summer to autumn after the breeding season. But the one in the video should indeed be a female, a male mallard would have a yellow beak instead of the predominantly greyish one that can be seen here.
Foramsorpms
You know a lot of aminal facts
Thesaya
Well, I've seen Mallards all around me for most of my life. But yes, I know a /lot/ of random facts on all kinds of subjects, very few of which are ever useful to me!
thatwastooclose
All these people and not one piece of fucking bread
carlitosmatute
As with humans, eating only bread is bad. Bread once in a while or combined with fruits, vegetables and protein is OK.
CommunCreator
They probably don’t even have rice
Soyweiser
No bred before marriage obv.
InTangier
"Where is the rice, motherfuckers?!"
CoffeeMakesMeTwitchy
It's bad for them
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Good coz bread is bad for ducks
poscduke
You're supposed to give them peas
SmoeAhsolse