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https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1361761217107345408
Feb 16, 2021 8:11 PM
springelmogizmo
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https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1361761217107345408
Scieron
Lmao... that "kinda" at the end got me
innagaddavidababy
Finally shedding light on big coat.
FGnewsbox
Knew a "No seat belt" guy he always said " Without one, you might be thrown clear safely"!
FGnewsbox
He was thrown clear, through his windshield, meeting a concrete abutment at 65 MPH
Totsmacgee
I really hope he's not wearing winter boots either. Some people who died of hypothermia have been wearing those too
Jaron58
Big coat
NuclearMonk
*Long Jacket
woozle
TheFabulousJacquesRougeau
What’s the name of this movie ?
ethoffman1337
Darude- Sandstorm
gerrystubbestv8
I'm burning all my coats. I feel like I've been duped.
kstar7880
I think teenagers will be 100% behind this
GRMM
Lol that “kinda” hahaha
SophieClockwise
koops
Wake up! It’s all run by big textiles m!!!
cardman
Difference is coats protect the wearer, not those around them. The selfishness of people has been truly disheartening through all of this.
SnakeonaSegway
This. Some neighbours were actually crossed with me 'caus I gave away free masks when this all started.
Chakra5
That combination of selfishness & gullibility, topped off with hostility. Fuck disinformation. We really are getting a clear wakeup that 1/
Chakra5
we can't just let folks broadcast whatever bullshit suits their fancy. Incitement, slander, fire in a crowded theater,... 2/
Chakra5
free speech has to come with responsibility for the results. And hostile foreign disinformation needs to be met with the same. 3/3
FlissFloss86Gaming
Is this satire? It's honestly extremely hard to tell
Gorapora
It's really not hard to tell.
FlissFloss86Gaming
Really? Do you live in America? Because a solid chunk of our population believes there's a global, pedophelic, cannibalistic cult (1/
FlissFloss86Gaming
running the globe. Someone believing that coats don't work doesn't seem too far fetched here
NotVeryCashMoneyOfYou
I mean.. kinda.
amundost
I just remember the guy protesting motorcycle helmets, dying in a motorcycle accident because he was not wearing a helmet, while protesting
gerrystubbestv8
Who down voted this? his mother.
KurtHamster
Most people who died of thirst had already tried drinking fluids at least once in their life. That’s how they get ya!
maincarrot
They hook you on the good stuff, then take it away!!! #StopTheThirst
Ghostlogicz
Water kills you it slowly builds up till you die from it , all dead humans drink water and they have water in them on death .. coincidence?
2fligh2high
Skuxlife
You can go the rest of your life without drinking another drop of that crap
Flagrum
The dangers of dihydrogenmonoxid! Wake up sheeple!
CyclopticColleague
Walter is hilarious. He's the Hilary Clinton wants to take your Oreo cookies guy.
BubblesTheFish
Kinda
KarateCanine
30 degrees is very hot. Good for him not wearing a coat.
wylwrk
Stop conversing. This issue is way past dialogue now. It's time to break out the rope, fire ants, and honey.
SergeJackson
Is...is this satire? I can't tell anymore.
therandombagofmeat
MrMaRzZ
Kinda
Atomsk
Scaremongering by big parka! They sell coats for money! Wake up people!
Hashbrown123
Big Parka you say? https://imgur.com/ishw6Lu.jpg
LJisBoss
Kinda
InoffensivePablum
"'Do your own research' is code for 'I'm too embarrassed to reveal my sources.'"
BishlamekGurpgork
Or "I don't remember what my source was, I just remember that it agreed with me."
FlamingDeathGoat
TuppenceWoofer
The cold is a hoax spread by oil and coal companies so people will pay more for their products by using central heating
BeesKneesJohanson
Honestly 30 degrees with no wind is fine. The wind is what kicks my ass.
WolfePhoto
Sierra Nevadan here. I totally agree 30 is no big deal, its the wind that'll make your nipples cut like diamonds.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
If I know how long I'm going to be out, I just keep telling myself that it's not going to kill me, it's just uncomfortable for now.
CorneliusCornwall
Fellow midwesterner
BeesKneesJohanson
Rocky Mountain dweller, but I did go to college in the Midwest. The snow and wind of the Midwest is mean AF.
FetaForMoses
Honestly 30 degrees is mid summer in most of the world
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
But not where most of the population of the world is.
FetaForMoses
Oh yeah? Where is that?
Wozzup
That's because most of the world uses a sensible measurement system for temperature ;)
CorneliusCornwall
I believe they mean 30 degrees freedom
FetaForMoses
I think you’re on to something
Amylol
Agreed. 30 degrees is sweatshirt weather at most.
customcartoons
Don’t even get me started about how getting us all to wear seat belts is just a trial run to see what else they can control us into doing.
Becker37
I say unless the are minors let people make their own choices as long as it doesn't hurt someone else. Same with helmets. Thin the herd
Chuckinsky
God I hate this "thin the herd" bullshit. I say we should simply fucking listen to people that know better.
Becker37
If you don't know that a helmet or seatbelt is in your best interest then you really shouldn't be allowed to breed. Idiocracy people
Chuckinsky
Guess what, they DO breed. Are you fostering/adopting all the orphans of dead parents due to crashes? Do you cover the medical costs? 1/
Chuckinsky
I'm a voluntary fire fighter. Do YOU fucking cut a corpse out of a car that wound around the steering collum? BECAUSE I FUCKING HAD TO. 2/2
thanksfoenothing
I watched a movie from the 70s yesterday and could not get used to the lack of seatbelts.
snuffcarcass
I hate it when people try and force me to respect the laws of physics
icantthinkofaname42
I raised this argument today... They said there was a study that ppl not wearing seatbelts drove slower.... Because they felt more at risk..
icantthinkofaname42
Therefore safer... Just let ppl police themselves... Nothing bad will happen.... /s
sc363
Do you know how much money they're making at big seatbelt? No wonder they want you to wear them
SubtleSun
Know who else wears a seat belt? Putin. Boom
sandwiched
I used the seatbelt analogy recently. They responded that wearing seatbelts can be undone; vaccines can't. I mean, they're not wrong, but...
Revyloution
It was just couple years ago I saw a young couple, early 20's, struggling to get a child seat bucked in. The guy says "fucking Ralph Nader"
Revyloution
Gotta admit, I was impressed they knew who he was.
HelloMax
Fun fact, that was the attitude of some when they became mandated in all new cars.
smirkinchicken
No crack after 6pm! No heroin on weekends!
librarianian
You laugh, but my mother refuses to wear her seatbelt because the car *dings* at her to remind her to.
billybrighto
In all seriousness though, when toothbrush companies put tongue brushes on be other side of the brush, I genuinely thought that was an exper
maincarrot
It's creepy when you sound exactly like my coworker. It's that twinge in my stomach knowing it's a joke, but to her, it's very very real...
thisiskissel
My great-uncle refused to wear seatbelts as a protest against the govt. said they were a conspiracy. Wouldn’t let us wear them when he drove
thisiskissel
*early 70s.
DivorcedOfCourse
My dad never wore a seatbelt. He was wearing one when he had a heart attack while driving and died instantly. BAN ALL SEATBELTS
DivorcedOfCourse
The last part was sarcasm
InNoodleWeTrust
Pretty sure that was a real argument when seatbelt were rolled out
customcartoons
I remember in the 1980s my dad griping that the reason for outlawing leaded gasoline was just a conspiracy to force us all to buy new cars.
breezybriv
There is evidence that moving to unleaded gasoline is the reason for the crime drop in the 90s
Nintend064
I've never heard this before. Thank you. https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2013/01/03/how-lead-caused-americas-violent-crime-epidemic/
breezybriv
Right? Blew my mind the first time I read it! Apparently, the Middle East is about at their “violent crime drop” period.
greenchair
Oh it was
customcartoons
Wow. I didn’t know about that, but it was for-real put to me as an argument against masks last year, which is why I posted it here for yuks.
squirreltactics
I think mandating seatbelts is were we went all wrong. Should have let Darwin sort all this out. /s
whywasmyusernametakengrrrr
Seat belt laws are criminal. 350 bucks for not wearing my seat belt? Miss me with that bullshit
electronicbovine
Part of me agrees because I'd hate to see this line of reasoning applied to make motorcycles/scooters illegal...
electronicbovine
Although, long term, in future we'll maybe see automated traffic coordination systems in cities, and driving itself would not be possible.
BalaclavaBob
Ikr and stopping at red lights ? It's facism I tell a ya .
DoctorDerpper
Or driving on the "right" side of the road!? Where does it end!
maincarrot
Why do we have red lights when everyone else has eyes and brakes? If they hit me, it just means they were going too fast! #NoRedLights!!
maincarrot
ITS ALL A MIND CONTROL GAME FOR THE BIGGER PICTURE THAT THEY CALL SOCIETY! ITS ALL JUST SO THEY CAN CONTROL US!!
ScaGBeaR
Red is the colour of communists. Coincidence...? I THINK NOT!!!!
derzilly
This is one of my favorite video clips ever. That is some PROFESSIONAL level stank eye. That child is my hero.
coloredgreyscale
And the color of the Republicans / GQP / MAGA. And a typical color to signal danger. Coincidence?
lewlzz
i honestly don't like seatbelt laws. if you go through the windshield and your body hits another car and damages the car, if you survive >
lewlzz
you should be fined or sued for the damages to the other car, but if you want to die that should be your risk you are allowed to take.
InsouciantSausage
It’s actually funny how there’s a stronger case against seatbelt mandates vs mask mandates
Istandinthedesert
In countries with public healthcare, the money the Government has to spend if you wreck yourself because you didn't follow the seatbelt 1/
Istandinthedesert
law takes away from other areas of health that they don't provide. For example, in Aus if healthcare spending didn't have to go to all 2/
Istandinthedesert
'i chose not to heed the law' consequence injuries, there would be budget for things like dental or physio which we currently pay privately
WhatTheFrench
My BIL is an accident investigator. Lots of car accident deaths are related to impact from other people, pets, and objects moving around in
WhatTheFrench
the car on impact. Sometimes an unbelted occupant survives but their body slamming around the car is the cause of death for another.
laughoutloud74
This