MRW I have to register for classes in 6 hours but diarrhea is keeping me awake.

If I don't get exactly these classes I won't graduate on time. If I'm not awake in 6 hours I won't get the classes. I can't be awake in 6 hours if I don't fall asleep soon. I can't fall asleep if I'm peeing out of my butt. Something I ate earlier may in fact cause me to have to spend thousands of dollars on an extra semester of college.