Raider2187
133127
2005
43
Dec 4, 2022 10:13 PM
Raider2187
133127
2005
43
GlenL
Draught chocolate milk just tastes better
bourbonandbaddecisions
Best chocolate milk ever.
wazeewa
I don't care if your 3 or 30, chocolate milk is chocolate milk! That shit is heaven!
cronkey
The “ass infantry” was a good choice.
ChickenNuggetNumber05
can't fight foes without choccy, i totally support you, my friend.
Cats2cats
When it comes to Chocy milk, an ageless item.
SqueakyB
Can tell this is US Military ? UK you had a choice of either green coloured water or yellow coloured water. Both tasted like cleaning fluid
bobgunrunnersmith
PhailRaptor
Chocolate moo is best moo
woozle
priorities.
TerriblePokemon
Dfac opens for lunch at 1100. 1102, doors are still locked, 1103 there is talk of mutiny. I start whistling "do you hear the people sing".
cgabgedchabbachange
Milk from the big steel square where you have to lift the weighted handle just hits diff. Ranger Batt always had the best chow halls
magicronin
Didn't have access to much chocolate on deployment, but we had milk. A bottle of chocolate syrup went a long way on those trips
SherMattLockSmith
The think I miss most from Iraq is the UHT banana milk boxes we got. Why don't we have banana milk in America?!?!
SherMattLockSmith
Banana milk in cereal was even better!
Squaba13
Gotta put it in my mini wheats
Kajetseifert
As an XKCD comic said: We are the adults now and that means we get to decide what that means.
Kajetseifert
Yes I know I butchered the actual quote but the message should be the same.
SqueakyB
Infant ry
fpsnoob
Milk is great for post workout recovery though... And of course chocolate milk is just delicious.
Djkb6718
NGL I still miss midnight chow at Langley AFB. Stumbling in there wasted getting breakfast food always made me feel extra American ? ⚾
Patricbates
I remember this from when I was in
eslachance
I was in the army cadets for a year, 25 something years ago, and I STILL remember the distinct taste of the damned thing.
ButtFaceChase
Great... Now I want choccy milk... Thanks...
masteryoplait
Grew up poor, got rich, went broke, clawed way back, doing great now in old age, still love tapioca or chocolate pudding above all else.
masteryoplait
Wife and I always joke that our true wealth is the love of simple things. (She grew up under communism)
SarcasticComment
rich or poor, there is a joy in cooking over fire
jansenart
DFAC = Dining FACility. Prounounced "dee-fak". Army term for mess hall.
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NotAgainRichard
Yum Yum Mess 2 Rash Bacon.
distinctive
TK421isAFK
TYVM.
dumidiot
Nope I already stored it as "dick flattening ability coefficient." If you abbreviate Infront of laymen I will make up my own on the spot.
turbodog
From my memory… “grown” and “infantry” are almost mutually exclusive.
LazyUsername99
More telling, I’ve never seen a grown individual that wasn’t deployed in a DFAC, and deployed dudes get their choccy in boxes like adults.
bekindtoanimals
What is DFAC?
burninator2
Dining FACility it's pronounced deefak.
bekindtoanimals
Thank you!
Lethous
Dining facility, fancy talk for cafeteria, or mess hall or chow hall
SqueakyB
Designated Fellow (for) Acquiring Chocolate
bekindtoanimals
??
3nd3rwiggin
One of the three things that helped me get through the deployment to Iraq.
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
The other two were 6 hrs of masturbation daily, and an oil drum of hand lotion.
BigTex1
Coward. Raw dog it while wearing full battle rattle in a porta-shitter and try to finish before you pass out from heat stroke & miss SP.
3nd3rwiggin
I wish I did not know how true this is.
BigTex1
Or the “should I finish taking a dump and risk dying in a porta-John from IDF? Or do I skip the wiping and make a break for the bunker?”
friendsofsandwiches
What's this dispenser like?
notkvothethebloodless
I'd imagine it's a big rubber nipple that you gotta milk while the machine produces deep guttural moaning noises as the milk spurts out
Ymrasu
AnticlockwiseMetamorphosis
Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
ali4z
Just like how brown eggs come from brown chickens.
burninator2
anotherdeadaquarian
Soldiermen gotta stay milked
eepsheep
I milked a lot of soldiermen in my heyday. Just doing my part.
waeraj
MotionOfTheOcean
My bf is in army
murderhobbit
I volunteer for the milking-- and their deep cleaning. If you understand what I mean
Phinalize
coothlesscthulhu
TinkererOfTerror
You can milk anytiwith nipples.
blockedtrem
…my tractor has grease fitting nipples, you’re welcome to try.
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
Pleasesirwasmyfathersname
I said what I said.
Nuttsy
They'd probably do less dumb shit if they got consistent milking...
distraingotnobrakes
“I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?”
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
Wanna try?
TinkererOfTerror
You can milk anything with nipples.
SithElephant
ChiliBeef
You can nipple anything with milks.
blockedtrem
Same goes for a prostate…
coothlesscthulhu
crunchychihuahua
Can you milk me, Greg?
JackHL01
If you work in the armed forces, you do deserve choccy milk. there is ONE exception: russias military deserves liquified ukrainian shit!
DrPepperIsMyGP
Agreed
MisterLemons
"Best we can do is lead and comp-b"
Ruderali
A lot of them are conscripted specifically BECAUSE they protested the war. Many of the volunteers signed up for 2 hots and a cot.
OtterAvalanche
Oh man. I remember when my MCpl forced everyone who could to drink a massive glass after already eating. That was a bad day.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
Only the ones that WANT to be there and are actively fighting.
HamburgerWelper
Fighting out of self-preservation doesn’t mean they want to be there, but is fighting nonetheless. I pity them but let’s not kid ourselves.
11Weasel11
Yeah. I volunteered for that shit, so did everyone I served with. I can't imagine some terrified conscripts running around.
HamburgerWelper
Probably better than what they're currently being issued honestly
JackHL01
well, two exceptions: marines will prolly be find with warmed up brown crayons
honda4wssi9
The Marines deserve a whole 64-count box of Crayola (with sharpener for continued in-meal stabbing action), none of that Roseart bullshit.
meatsmokertx
Oo fkn rah
meatsmokertx
Red.
11Weasel11
I like the green ones!!
meatsmokertx
Anything but purple or brown for me really
Dasnekones
FINE! A soda fountain with the rainbow selection for the discerning marines crayon needs