Sep 10, 2026 2:28 AM
FragileDonkey
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jargonmon
I thought that was George Santos at first.
VulcanTourist
Parachute == Supreme Court immunity rulingMeaning: he can BRIBE voters with $5,000 if they vote Republican AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
sleix
That's not him, the parachute's not gold enough.
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SleepyHollowAppleTree
Oh bullshit, there are no big strong shirtless fireman carrying him out of the blast.
pinpuller2365
The big strong shirtless men wlare waiting to pull him from the water.
jargonmon
I thought that was George Santos at first.
VulcanTourist
Parachute == Supreme Court immunity ruling
Meaning: he can BRIBE voters with $5,000 if they vote Republican AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
sleix
That's not him, the parachute's not gold enough.
RepostStatisticsRedux
Last seen 10 hours before at /gallery/9Yuizte Title similarity: ☆☆☆☆☆ (0/5)
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Oh bullshit, there are no big strong shirtless fireman carrying him out of the blast.
pinpuller2365
The big strong shirtless men wlare waiting to pull him from the water.