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I'm going to put a toilet seat on my head like in that one children's book, what about you?
Aug 29, 2022 12:50 PM
Lanhdanan
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Biolog4Viking
Ends up being a ghoul trapped in the toilet instead…
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Gonna need a little more time. Some words: Fallout 3 Plunger Room
ionicseraph
My goal is for my corpse to be worthy of being part of the Wild Wasteland perk
TheEvenPrez
Scared shitless
Drewcifer70
I'mma go to Mom's. It's definitely getting hit
Stefnos
..... im goner get a safe and fill with technical manuels..... but a relly shitty lock
BitchButcher
I'd be glad to turn into an explosive turd, like the one in cs_militia.
StarryPlough
I like the terrible attempt at censoring 'fuck' (why do people even do this)
manulofdoom
You do know that acute radiation poisoning can cause vomiting and diarrhea?
AliceInjection
8RADS per second
Sm9yCg
Remember to take at least one teddy bear with you!
AsUpSoBelow
Gonna write the most fucked up incoherent diary entries
JonWallace1985
Crazy how the bones always stick together despite the connective tissues being rotted away in games
DanniLuxgarbe
it's the radiation. Trust me.
SenfinaZeit
To be fair you could easily die while shitting or puking in a bathroom. In fact a large portion of heart attacks happen on toilets.
kaymon
Cobble together a homemade gun and put it in a safe with bottle caps and AA batteries.
NotAPervert
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Shaodyn
Put yourself in the safe too. Just to confuse people. "How did he even get in here?"
AllRicksAreJerrys
Then lock it with an Expert locking mechanism.
AsheLake
But also hook it up to your computer so people who specialized in hacking instead of lock picking can still open it.
JustHereForTheMemes0321
That can only be foiled with a bobby pin
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MauroMolinero
i would die in front of my PC with my Right hand firmly grasping my dick. i hope the hard drive survives in good condition
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MauroMolinero
i hope someone else in the future enjoys my collection. if someone finds it, its going to be entertained for years.
madjo
With your pants down and your arm in your general crotch area?
DrKriegersClone
If you're gonna be annihilated in a nuclear fireball, what else to do with your final minutes but pop one off?
DukeDarkwood
Pompeii Man agrees.
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Hypothesist
Hands above the covers mister
OverMyDadBody
That just makes it more challenging
Evillairforrent
You don't get to tell me what to do in my final minutes buddy.
madjo
Apparently quadruple posting.
desolatorx
zonide
isnt the consensus that most of these people died from the gasses flooding the town before any lava / ash actually started flowing
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
How dare you post pictures of me without my permission?
usafsmith8408
fightkostka6
So there were two volcanos erupting that day
SofaH3ro
"He and his dick were good friends" - Historians
beez428
Fucking LEGEND
trapdoorogre
Wellllllll
Draevan13
"Shit, I and everyone I know is dying in volcanic hellfire, better rub one out one last time!"
fishmaceins
It's called pulling a Pompeii
ancalime
PunkRage
I think it was probably extremely hot. I don't know much about volcanos or fire though
Teasaurus
Idk about you guys, but I'm getting into the most confusing location+position possible. Gotta make the main character really think about it.
Sm9yCg
Don't forget the teddy bear!
Blud4BludGod
I still remember the skeleton in the subway with an inordinate amount of teddy bears all around it in FO4
Sasurau
With a whole lot of sex toys strewn about. A truly terrifying amount.
eathotdog
I wonder how well bad dragons will do vs nuclear hellfire
MadHeretic
Why stop with strewn about? Freak people out even more by filling every cavity of the skeleton with more, to a frankly ridiculous degree.
Mxlespxles
Point at a random landmark
WoopDeFrickenDoo
they'll be digging for hours
MauroMolinero
fucking diabolical mate
Mxlespxles
anotherusernamed
Leave clues. “X marks the spot…on DEEZE NUTS BETCH” - Ancient SkeletonBoneDude grabbing his crotch.
Lanhdanan
Any and every massive life spanning quest needs to end with a dickbutt.
Evillairforrent
'X marks the spot' but the map has no X on it
AsheLake
Or many Xs.