Dec 2, 2019 10:54 PM
JustPr1me
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fireworks
hohohomotherfucker
tistheseason
bang_bang
deadpool381
Ididntwantthis
What in the flying fuck?
beckerthorne
Fucking fire your party planner!
2InchesOfDoom
Christmas in Syria
Cliff209
Props to the mom who was like fuck this and ran across the exploding fireworks to look after the kids!!!
Zombieboner187
TheGhostofElizabethShue
"All fireworks are indoor fireworks if you set them off indoors!" - Crazy Mr Peterson, ex-teacher.
jkeegan62
Welp those werent sparklers
theguynexttoyou
Good way to traumatize kids for Christmas and 4th of July.
evildeadtwo
ahhhh yeah RIP kids
qwkhyena42
underAgroove
That looks stressful
Shifuede
EmperorJuliusCaesar
Fa la la Falluja
Fairdinkums
RCN1138
That kid up front was STOKED for the first one!
tryintathink
suelynch26
What moron organised this !?!? Those poor kids, terrifying.
Venger2
Someplace I read said charges had been filed and the school/daycare shutdown after this. Dumbasses
Imnotbehindyou
Im praying to every god and demon that the cause of this shit show, was an individual aligned with chaotic good trying to "help".
tzxAzrael
Chaotic Good is not the same as Chaotic Stupid, just like how Lawful Good != Lawful Stupid.
No i totally agree i just can see from my perspective how chaotic good would be trying to help make things festive but in a messed up way.
i mean, i see where you're coming from... but "multipack of aerial fireworks, INDOORS" definitely crosses into Chaotic Stupid territory.
D2sb
What could possibly go wrong?
PoorSucker
Where is this, China?
cosmosHiggsBison
Nah, most likely former Soviet Union country. С Новым fucking годом!
Chainhealer
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/terror-nursery-school-fireworks-explode-13785536.amp
10tacles
makeyourownpath
Somebody didn’t get their last paycheck.
StarscreamAndHutch
At least I didn’t wake up in that damn wagon again.
TheBurritoConfederacy
You need to stop getting caught.
jackhunterjones4
How come when I sit through a Nutcracker there are never any explosions?!?
Mister57
You didn’t go to the Rammstein version of the show.
ddm500
It was all fun and games until the flashbacks were triggered.
peterInternetBaroness
Natural Selection at its best.
glub00
...bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang a bang bang
BeoPuppy
... idiots.
happyrabbitzz
What idiot thought this up?
kimbozo
More like what absolute genius thought this up?
JeffGriffin
I would like to than you all for coming this evening. Now gtfo
UnattendedDeviant
And all the kids are so cute and highly flammable.
Vaenaemoenen
They have a saying about children and fire here, but don't know how to translate it nicely.
TraderJoesBudget
gloriaxstanley
wonfungi8206
nopuppetnopuppet
Clearly the idiots that downvoted this comment.
vindik8or
I, for one, am glad for the existence of these idiots at the exact same time as phone-cameras.
NotAHugeSpider
HeadlineNews
Those idiots.
AGlobOfEcto
Hey, what if we set off fireworks mere feet from children dressed in highly flammable costumes?? YES. Double the amount of fire.
XLIILXIX
FallenPredators22
But.... She's... Shes outside though....
CooCooCaChew
Children inside? Sounds like a recipe to blow shit up
I was referring to the katy perry .gif. The one op posted is a recipe for disaster.
TheSneakySloth
Santa did. He's right there.
Wulph421
I think someone bought the outdoor fireworks instead of the indoor fireworks!!
makeSX
Who the fuck thinks that its safe to have an "indoor" fireworks show at all?
hahnsb2
They're all indoor fireworks if you're brave enough.
Althox00
Or dumb enough apparently.
Magnum3point141592654
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
What is this from?
[deleted]
freshthrowaway1138
And then he doesn't even know how to use a fire extinguisher. Holy hell.
Grivarn
i'm shocked he had one
Probably came with the house.
TheInternetShouldHaveAClosingTimeSoICouldSleep
Idiots like this guy are why we have forest fires
Ocek
No joke, there was a forest fire several miles from my house caused by retards who burned their trash in a barrel.
nevertrustawetfart
DickeyBirdie
What could possibly go wrong with a few fireworks set off indoors?
fualtier
It said "normal" on it.
HiVizDiver
There are such things as indoor pyrotechnics. These are not those. ;)
taxirelaxi
The helium balloons will put out the fire
Deepdeepwell
Let's watch this video and find out kids!
scuba7jb
Ask the band Great White, they agree that nothing bad could possibly happen
namelessfish
Hi. I just said almost exactly what you said oddly.
DangrebeTheMangrebe
That's because that phrase has been said countless times before
Oh, I had no idea. Thanks!
ExactlyWhatYouNeed
Hey. You better watch who you're calling oddly, buddy.
You better watch who you're calling buddy, pal.
borocanuck
But Shirley we can all get along?
To be Frank it would be hard.
deadpool381
Ididntwantthis
What in the flying fuck?
beckerthorne
Fucking fire your party planner!
2InchesOfDoom
Christmas in Syria
Cliff209
Props to the mom who was like fuck this and ran across the exploding fireworks to look after the kids!!!
Zombieboner187
TheGhostofElizabethShue
"All fireworks are indoor fireworks if you set them off indoors!" - Crazy Mr Peterson, ex-teacher.
jkeegan62
Welp those werent sparklers
theguynexttoyou
Good way to traumatize kids for Christmas and 4th of July.
evildeadtwo
ahhhh yeah RIP kids
qwkhyena42
underAgroove
That looks stressful
Shifuede
EmperorJuliusCaesar
Fa la la Falluja
Fairdinkums
RCN1138
That kid up front was STOKED for the first one!
tryintathink
suelynch26
What moron organised this !?!? Those poor kids, terrifying.
Venger2
Someplace I read said charges had been filed and the school/daycare shutdown after this. Dumbasses
Imnotbehindyou
Im praying to every god and demon that the cause of this shit show, was an individual aligned with chaotic good trying to "help".
tzxAzrael
Chaotic Good is not the same as Chaotic Stupid, just like how Lawful Good != Lawful Stupid.
Imnotbehindyou
No i totally agree i just can see from my perspective how chaotic good would be trying to help make things festive but in a messed up way.
tzxAzrael
i mean, i see where you're coming from... but "multipack of aerial fireworks, INDOORS" definitely crosses into Chaotic Stupid territory.
D2sb
What could possibly go wrong?
PoorSucker
Where is this, China?
cosmosHiggsBison
Nah, most likely former Soviet Union country. С Новым fucking годом!
Chainhealer
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/terror-nursery-school-fireworks-explode-13785536.amp
10tacles
makeyourownpath
Somebody didn’t get their last paycheck.
StarscreamAndHutch
At least I didn’t wake up in that damn wagon again.
TheBurritoConfederacy
You need to stop getting caught.
jackhunterjones4
How come when I sit through a Nutcracker there are never any explosions?!?
Mister57
You didn’t go to the Rammstein version of the show.
ddm500
It was all fun and games until the flashbacks were triggered.
peterInternetBaroness
Natural Selection at its best.
glub00
...bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang a bang bang
BeoPuppy
... idiots.
happyrabbitzz
What idiot thought this up?
kimbozo
More like what absolute genius thought this up?
JeffGriffin
I would like to than you all for coming this evening. Now gtfo
UnattendedDeviant
And all the kids are so cute and highly flammable.
Vaenaemoenen
They have a saying about children and fire here, but don't know how to translate it nicely.
TraderJoesBudget
gloriaxstanley
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/terror-nursery-school-fireworks-explode-13785536.amp
wonfungi8206
nopuppetnopuppet
Clearly the idiots that downvoted this comment.
vindik8or
I, for one, am glad for the existence of these idiots at the exact same time as phone-cameras.
NotAHugeSpider
HeadlineNews
Those idiots.
AGlobOfEcto
Hey, what if we set off fireworks mere feet from children dressed in highly flammable costumes?? YES. Double the amount of fire.
XLIILXIX
FallenPredators22
But.... She's... Shes outside though....
CooCooCaChew
Children inside? Sounds like a recipe to blow shit up
FallenPredators22
I was referring to the katy perry .gif. The one op posted is a recipe for disaster.
TheSneakySloth
Santa did. He's right there.
Wulph421
I think someone bought the outdoor fireworks instead of the indoor fireworks!!
makeSX
Who the fuck thinks that its safe to have an "indoor" fireworks show at all?
hahnsb2
They're all indoor fireworks if you're brave enough.
Althox00
Or dumb enough apparently.
Magnum3point141592654
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
happyrabbitzz
What is this from?
[deleted]
[deleted]
happyrabbitzz
freshthrowaway1138
And then he doesn't even know how to use a fire extinguisher. Holy hell.
Grivarn
i'm shocked he had one
freshthrowaway1138
Probably came with the house.
TheInternetShouldHaveAClosingTimeSoICouldSleep
Idiots like this guy are why we have forest fires
Ocek
No joke, there was a forest fire several miles from my house caused by retards who burned their trash in a barrel.
nevertrustawetfart
DickeyBirdie
What could possibly go wrong with a few fireworks set off indoors?
fualtier
It said "normal" on it.
HiVizDiver
There are such things as indoor pyrotechnics. These are not those. ;)
taxirelaxi
The helium balloons will put out the fire
Deepdeepwell
Let's watch this video and find out kids!
scuba7jb
Ask the band Great White, they agree that nothing bad could possibly happen
namelessfish
D2sb
Hi. I just said almost exactly what you said oddly.
DangrebeTheMangrebe
That's because that phrase has been said countless times before
D2sb
Oh, I had no idea. Thanks!
ExactlyWhatYouNeed
Hey. You better watch who you're calling oddly, buddy.
D2sb
You better watch who you're calling buddy, pal.
borocanuck
But Shirley we can all get along?
D2sb
To be Frank it would be hard.