Tell Mom and Dad I'm a Good Boi I'm going in!

Dec 24, 2025 12:19 PM

LogicDude

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Our Finnish Spitz used to do this with clam shells in the beach. She'd feel their location with her paw and then just dunk & chomp them up.

9 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

My friend/neighbor had a lab, and everytime they went down to their pier, she would grab any rock she found underwater (that she could get her mouth around), take it back to shore, and drop in her little doggy rock pile. These weren't just golf ball or tennis ball size stones. Some of these had to weigh 10lbs! They'd try to discourage it in fear of her damaging her teeth, but that dog had a mission.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There’s literally no sharks.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"oh, got splashy ground in my ears!"

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

We had a lab that would do that same thing

9 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Goldies are the best!

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But did they ever get their ball back? I must know!

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised they aren't just dunking down and grabbing it; those dogs can dive

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing they might have a hard time seeing it when they do?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where’s the ball, Lebowski!?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, but did they get it?!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Wow! Yeah, that's at least like three thousand... fourty... niners... two clicks or something down there."

There's something so endlessly hilarious to me about the idea of the dog both having a vague idea of what constitutes a long distance while also not having the slightest clue of how numbers and units work :)

9 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Shouldn’t tennis balls float? Are these made out of iron?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0