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Being a father is hard sometimes. For example, the teacher said that my 6-year-old drew a fire-fart propelled astronaut flying out of a poop-filled toilet, and I'm supposed to remain stern instead of laughing my ass off. Art should be encouraged, particularly subversive art that ruffles authoritarian feathers.
iguanodont
How do you know they weren't talking to you before reaching out to MOMA and NASA?
ConnectToReality
Well the Men In Black haven't shown up yet