It's my little girl dog's birthday! Five years old today and Tooie is as much puppy as when I got her

My beloved

Monster and me

We go everywhere together

Wearing a raincoat

That has four sleeves

Gets us through

All kinds of weather

She will always be

The only thing

That comes between me

And the awful sting

That comes from living

In a world

That's so

Damn mean

Happy birthday, Audrey II! Here's to many more