I need a tub full of ice now.

Feb 4, 2015 10:32 PM

I need a tub full of ice now.

how much for testicles, i don't think i'll be using them anymore

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do I go about selling a kid?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well my plan was always to be cremated on death, but fuck, I might just have someone hack me up and sell me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks OP, as if the closet sociopaths lurking on here didn't need anymore incentives...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So annoyed it hasn't added up the value of a whole human being... for reasons.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True story, I was born with 4 kidneys. Unfortunately, the extras are non-functional, otherwise I wouldn't still have student loans to pay.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"For Sale: Kidney, as-is."

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