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Wolftears
Very cool. However, can any one of them tell us Why Do Kids Love the Taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
lookingOknaked
Related to the #1, when Justice League #50 comes out (end of may), they're supposed to reveal Joker's real name.
moxymox
Pretty soon we'll need just one of these: "SUPERHEROMAN IS SO BADASS HE NEVER GETS KILLED AND CAN DO EVERYTHING AND GETS LAID ALL THE TIME."
VaultDweller
That's why we have One Punch Man!
MoxRavager
Or just a list of how many times they were killed and came back to life.
SlowboatToShortbus
Ah, so you've read Deadpool then.
dancinghippos
These are really cool. Kinda makes me want to read comic book
PGTipsMonkeh
Just want to say, its Batman's ability to inflict great fear into others that stop him becoming a Green Lantern.
Enderst123
Are there no other facts?
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Taking bets that Batman has to become The Joker because The Joker keeps Batman Batmanning and Batman must Batman for the greater good.
Esnoopydo
I've seen all in a different order but part of the same comp. You copied them for fake Internet points. For shame.
q00u
It's impossible to tell if these are legit or completely made up.
Penguintee
Well I mean they're all made up technically.
RiderofFamine
I'm going to start downvoting these when I come across them, we've had like four of these every week for the past two months now. Stop it.
ELAYDE
Spiderman came to my birthday party when I was 8. He saved my friend who was choking on a piece of chicken, then he made me a balloon doggy.
zinedal
I see you study at the "take front page post and rearrange it" school of thought
Sereh
Superman will always know when Batman is getting laid.
Ihavetype2
Can someone explain the batman one to me
DorthLous
"Santa Claus is the most powerful mutant..." Nope. He was the most powerful mutant, on Earth, WHEN he was detected. Way more powerful since.
fauxglove
It's fascinating how the need to one-up themselves every story arc leads the writers to make some ridiculously impossible feats.
LeonEvelake
Alot if these drive home how bad the writing on some books are
chekhonte
WhiteRabbit86
100 tons is nothing to a cruise ship. Small ones run 50,000 tons. Just saying.
OurLordandSaviorSkeletor
Word is that they will be revealing the jokers name in an upcoming continuation of the same comic series mentioned in #1
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Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
No, its gonna be bruce.
quagma
Plot twist: It's gonna be me.
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
Well, that explains why joker needs makeup.
AstorClement
Joe Kerr?
GraemeDynard
I can't imagine how tiny a "large cruise ship" would be if it only weighed 100 tons, lol. That's little more than a fully loaded 18 wheeler.
calivalley
I really like these, but if you look at these and say "HOLY SHIT THATS SO BADASS", you're an idiot.
calivalley
"The made-up guy did the made-up thing that others can't do"
Thegreatdaneofnothing
In norse mytholigy the asgardians eat some magic apples(from idun) to stay yung
BushiestCream
New you say? Such a bad lie..
Bigballz
WTF how does Santa fight?
FabulousSpiderman
We he fought Lobo once atleast
FabulousSpiderman
and then he used a big ass knife
VoidIncarnate
By sleighing his enemies.
emberfish
http://www.gwthomas.org/Santa%20the%20Barbarian%2001%20(Pyrate-DCP)pg01.jpg
ChumpletonTheThird
I think he can turn any object, sentient or otherwise, into a toy and he can also alter memory so people forget he was there
xheroth
https://youtu.be/1s204ZwsCCw
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
He knows where you are moving, he knows when you're in town, he knows where your defense's'weak and then he smacks you down.
DorthLous
He doesn't. He has reality control power. Also, not most powerful. He was the most powerful, on Earth, AT THE TIME.
Snorelock
Your missile-toe is no match for my TOW Missile
caniseeyournughtybits
i bet he doesn't know what batmans heart beat sounds like ....
Kiwisphere
Oh, he does ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
saintstryfe
It sounds like "Justice Justice Justice"
Antermosiph
I mean sound doesn't even travel that far, you can't hear what isn't there to hear <_<
cheezencrackers
Batman doesn't have a heart.
TwistedPsychosis
It sounds like justice.
SlowboatToShortbus
It sounds like NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa-HeartBeat
frjackhackett
the joker is thomas wayne
quagma
How do you know this? Batman tell ya?
frjackhackett
i confess, i am the lindberg baby
IWouldLickThat
Actually, I like the Killing Joke origin, where he's... just some nobody. Driven mad. Like, it could be any one of us.
frjackhackett
but why would that be 'impossible!'?
IWouldLickThat
I'm not saying it matches the new continuity. Just that I really really liked it.
Lawodis
It has since been revealed the chair told him there have been 3 jokers. We're still waiting on the full reveal there
ThisIsFrigglish
"Technical immortality costing him nothing." His soul has been sold three times over; John Constantine's death would start a war in Hell.
urdersterderner
You're technically immortal, the best kind of immortal.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Or a collapse of the soul selling industry, much like the 2008 crisis
4dewale
Could you please explain? I'm looking to read on him after I saw the film.
ChumpletonTheThird
He sold his soul to three demon lords, in order for one of the lords to claim constantine's soul he'd have to defeat the other two.
ChumpletonTheThird
Thus resulting in a war in Hell, which would be a little inconvenient to say the least
4dewale
Any chance you know where I could read the comics?
Vronski
hellocomic has a crapload of comics, and around 20 or so about constantine. And you don't need to download anything or even register.
boogietunt123
Torrents and a e-reader is probably your best (and free) bet.
4dewale
Thank you
ChumpletonTheThird
Sorry mate, aside from buying them I have no idea!
FindYourChillMate
Fuck the film. Watch the TV show. Matt Ryan is literally the perfect constantine
4dewale
Netflix? I will try to look for the show.
Mycologics
Nigga don't you dare talk badly about the film. That shit was awesome. And so was the series
klucky
Name of the show?
FindYourChillMate
Take a guess
klucky
I just woke up cut me fine slack
klucky
Ugh fuck mobile.
azazyel
I didn't watch the show but then I saw him on Arrow and like him. But by then the show was canceled. http://imgur.com/1CMnxKN
Cammo353
He looks like a trust fund dudebro that'd buy a gram for $50
FindYourChillMate
Yeh its a shame. Theres talk of him being in next season of legends of tommorow.
Athic
Oh god yes please. This would make me incredibly happy.