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EricAirheart
Everything
BlackHoleSon01
Every-fucking-thing.
gft8gd5khn101
Keep Iran from developing nukes
Daliena06
Memery. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IdzM1kmP_A
Oh and a lot of that serious president stuff too. And being a decent human being. And.. I'm gonna need more than 500 characters if I were to go in-depth here
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Complete a coherent sentence
VoidScreamer
Literally everything. Marriage, child rearing, public speaking, reading, going peepee in the potty, EVERYTHING.
imgurmage
Obama was better for protecting Second Amendment rights than Trump, who wants to take the guns first and ask questions later.
mm2k
His marriage.
Dudenoooo
Which one? Where do I start
bittenicht39
Drink water out of a bottle. Play any sports, including golf (where Obama didn‘t have to cheat). Laugh. Make alliances stronger, not weaker. Treat fellow Americans like human beings. Talk in coherent sentences. Knowing what country is at war with whom. Treat Putin right. Not trying to change the weather with a Sharpie. Letting cabinet members buy their own shoes. Not putting his name and face on every-fucking-thing. Leaving science and arts unharmed. Treating LGBTQ+ people like humans. Endless.
PapaJoeNH
Gave us hope
TheRealArclight
OnceBotheredTwiceShy
Be a Human being
PineappleLoopsBroether
Speak with kindness, possess statesmanship, express empathy, oh and literally not break everything on fucking purpose, super good job not raping children or anyone …. Pretty much anything negative I have to say about him is the standard bullshit I would expect from any president of this pyramid scheme of a country. So a lot of things, but he’s 100,000,000% better.
Scout97
Bomb school children in Yemen.
AnOceanOfStars
Existing as a human being.
But to be fair, 99,99% of all humans who ever lived did better than the orange shitstain.
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Sure. "Every"thing. There, one thing he did better.
Sebastopol140
E-ve-ry-thing!!!
supercalifragilisticexpialidociousl
Not be an International embarrassment!
bittenicht39
moonshadowkati
Economic growth, job creation...
brendino87
Life
redstaterefugee
Speaking coherently
gayvillian
Words. Diplomacy. World respect. Follow the law. Not in the epstein files. No dementia.
OutboardOverlord
Being rational.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
cloudstrife046583000
Not shit himself on a daily basis.
TheVillageGrouch9000
Skeptical. If he really did some reporter would surely have mentioned it in some discreet manner. Was the word of one guys many years ago.
thedill2000
Whoa whoa whoa. Time will change this. But somehow some shit with class
TemporarilyEmbarrassedThousandaire
Nuclear deal
derpman4k
Came to say this
Man got a deal with iran with 0 straits closed
SarcasticComment
not rape kids
Scout97
Just drop bombs on Yemeni ones. No biggie.
somelamename
But Iran is OK, right?
imgurianitarian
Or grab anyone by the pussy
Aranon1183
You don't know what he and his wife do in the bedroom!😈😈
Nbiakro
How the bar has fallen
BeaverOnFire
For some reason the beauty and the beast Gaston song popped into my head with the phrase Nobody rapes kids like Trump... 🤔
SarcasticComment
well don't leave us hanging. type some bars for the folks at home
BeaverOnFire
Any musical abilities I may have, resemble that of a cat being tortured. I'll leave it to someone with actual talent.
SarcasticComment
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firmleafgrasspit
No one r*pes like Fat Don
Hides pee tapes like Fat Don
No one draws the Obamas as apes like Fat Don
He's especially good at rank flatulating
Ugh. No point to Fat Don.
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OnceBotheredTwiceShy
Simply put - Every god dammed thing
Potts
Dumpty is way better at shitting his pants than Obama will ever be
Scout97
He was even better at bombing school busses and destabilizing other countries!
Valase
I disagree. I think Donny far outdoes Obama in the categories of "doing stupid things", "piss off allies" and "creating a horrible dictatorship". No other US president could do that better than Donny.
albaboss
I hate identifying things the orange idiot does well but he does a good job controlling sycophants. He is also good at making people think he is the best (only?) option. Like he’s good at creating and demanding praise from followers
OnceBotheredTwiceShy
I stand corrected ... Makes note to self
appleporpoise
Ruining America's reputation, profiting himself and his cronies, taking bribes, increasing American debt... he's great at so many things. Oh and accelerating political violence, incoherently rambling through public speeches, starting conflicts worldwide, surrounding himself with incompetents, and furthering climate change, is there nothing he can't do??
Valase
Well, he clearly seems to have trouble dying... takes him WAY too long.
TexMexHex
Being a faithful husband? Not raping and murdering children. Not grifting.
Scout97
He bombed a school bus in Yemen the fuck you mean he didn’t murder children?
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Pretty sure his drone strikes killed a bunch of kids and other civilians. (Don't mistake this post as endorsing trump. Just clarifying that Obama does have blood on his hands)
TheLastBootyBender
Going with the prompt in the posts image, Obama used less drones in double the time.
So he still did better in that aspect than trump
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
He escalated the problem. Obama used more drones than Bush. And then yeah, Trump used even more. But my tolerance for dead civilians happens to be zero, You ask me you drone strike one wedding, you get to be in prison for life.
TexMexHex
You are a naive simpleton. So, a world leader wont have any blood on their hands? None? Wow.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
"We HAD to bomb that wedding bro! It's okay bro! What you expect a world leader not to kill a bunch of innocent civilians without trial? That's naive bro!"
Cptbluebeard7
Who said they don't. By nature, those in power have to make decisions about the lives of others, and at some point, especially when you control the military, those decisions will kill innocents. What Obama didn't do was start a genocide against his own people or start a war because he couldn't stop raping children, but that doesn't mean he was perfect either.
Igut
What blood does the Finnish president has on his hands?
FultonKBD
Pretty sure?
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
I mean, 100% but if you go too hard on reminding people that Obama is not the wholesome flawless president people think he is, they tend to understandably feel attacked and then accuse you of doing a "both sides" or something. When no, Trump is 100% worse. But Obama was not the great change people hoped for.
StOfKillers
He might not have been perfect, but he sure looks perfect after this bag of dicks
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
And I kind of just want to remind people not to idealize deeply flawed politicians who belong in prison just as well, merely because they aren't as outwardly cruel and unlikable.
Circe007
He WON the Nobel Prize. Maybe thats why trumpf wanted it so stupidly.
Bmgm4u
Exactly
2774
Earned. And yes.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
He didnt earn shit. He got it as a participation trophy. The Nobel Peace Prize is a joke. Trump didn't deserve one but if we are being honest, neither did Obama.
Circe007
Agree, yet this aint change anything: Obama had a Nobel prize, shitface trumpf was envious.
megodk
TBF, as someone who genuinely liked him as president, I have my doubts that he earned that peace prize
somnif
The Nobel committee have been quite open about why they gave it to him, to give him clout in nuke disarmament talks. It... was a choice.
Colopty
Nah was pretty universally agreed that his Nobel prize win was complete whack and that he hadn't actually done anything to earn it. Even the Nobel committee wasn't able to explain why they gave it to him. Still, he did get it the legitimate way.
2774
He got it for being a change from the Bush presidency. And he was indeed a different path.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
And then he expanded the drone programm and killed a bunch of civilians, and was never forced to give it back. Henry Kissinger got one, too. What a joke.
Circe007
Yep, that's true too. And as I said before, the worst scenario now is America get ridden off the orange shit stain to get back again to bully the entire world.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Exactly. Every US president of my lifetime is a war criminal.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Exactly. And I'm sick of people being willing to overlook it, because Obama has the good sense not to call women "ugly dog" to their face. Hell, in my replies there are people justifying Obama killing innocent people. It's wild. We need to hold people accountable for crimes, republican AND democrats!
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Democrats have skirted by so easily on just saying "we're less bad than Republicans." They LOVE when Republicans do horrible things because it gives them permission to lower the bar. Notice how no one is pushing for universal health care anymore? There are even people saying GWB was a good Republican. No, he was fucking vile. But Trump lowered the bar to the 9th circle of Hell, so anyone marginally better than actual Satan is seen as "good" now.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
You are very correct, sexy cat! GWB's reputation change is one of the craziest. Just because he's on old man doing paintings and giving candy to michelle Obama, doesn't mean he's a god damn monster.