I'm going to break my neck.

Jan 22, 2017 8:10 PM

My jumping stilts finally came!

Your legs will look like these soon after use

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make sure you record it, so we can give your family a Darwin award

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. for updates

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A dude attempted to jump a driving car on live TV over here a couple years ago. Not suggested unless you want some fancy wheels.

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Hop to it.

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yeah. but what a way to go!

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Right! I'm going to feel like a superhero for about 3.5 seconds.

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to the ICU! and BEYOND!

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Giving your unicycle a break?

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Nah his pogo stick.

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