Gun5linger
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So I'm out marching dag round Derbyshire countryside and I see a footie, go to have a bit of a kick about.
That ain't no footie, it's a massive fucking mushroom!
Hand for scale (ain't no fucking bananas in middle of bum fuck nowhere). This things big as ya fucking noggin!
Dag ain't havin none of it.
Smigions
Be careful @op https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PnsfRWaDL-E
sunnytater1
Oh, DOGS... yeah, I like dags
arcgap
Giant puffballs are better eating when they are under 4 inches but the big ones are ok if cooked right
UsernameInescapablyIrrelevant
a mushroom expert would ask for a spore print. i say, DONT EAT IT. huge white mushrooms are typically deadly
gotdatfireanddemroids
Say, "That ain't no footie, it's a massive fucking mushroom!" slower, and sexier.
Akustir
Gun5linger
Eh?
boomdeboom
Those things are delicious. River Cottage used them as steak alternative
ru55tyventure
That's a giant puffball. Fine to eat, lots of white mushroom meat
theelvesoflothlorien
Fairies plant those to lure children. Don't stick around long or ya might get spirited away!
Gun5linger
Fuck me, the boggarts almost had me then! Fairy ring 2 field over too! 0_o
edzashed
Loving the accent +1
madguy50
I want to hear OP speak for my whole life, please, even one Skype call works :s
LilyF
I'm not from Derbyshire, but I'm English and bored ...
overcastdaze
If it turns yellow where you press it with a finger it can make you sick . Thats what I hear anyway.
Gun5linger
Nowt happened when I pressed it, was very firm
MushroomCloudsForJesus
I hear dog tastes relatively ok. Go for it.
Gun5linger
Gi oer, else il boot!
MushroomCloudsForJesus
Wat?
Gun5linger
Kindly desist in your expositions, for if you do not I will become quite agitated. :)
MushroomCloudsForJesus
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!
Gun5linger
Exactly
Willybum84
I know of a couple of places you can find other kind of mushrooms up there
Gun5linger
Yes please! Always keep me eye out but ain't come across any :)
Willybum84
Go where the cows be;)
Gun5linger
Right thee are! I'll have a look!
Willybum84