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EDIT: FP!?! On accident? Ladies, feel free to send n00ds, bewbs, or tattoos, or both. Maybe even leave a little to the imagination. After all, it is Friday, what better way to start my day??
EDIT: FP!?! On accident? Ladies, feel free to send n00ds, bewbs, or tattoos, or both. Maybe even leave a little to the imagination. After all, it is Friday, what better way to start my day??
EDIT 2: Source is Ayesha Curry, NBA superstar, Steph Curry's wife. She has her own cooking show (https://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/ayeshas-home-kitchen) but didn't ACTUALLY say these things.
oooblek
Read it as if Cardi B was saying it.
DoodleBobForReal
I don't want girls getting the wrong idea by being slut shamed. It's hard enough getting laid out there as it is.
OviliskTwo
The.. what?
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
WTF?
Silas007
For some reason I see a couple different women.
Snowdemoman
Make-up can be a scary thing.
ITalkAboutGoats
Slut shames women- asks for nudes. Hm.
MerlinSacrebleu
muh slut shaming
ITalkAboutGoats
I mean, you don't bitch at your waiter for not choosing a better career
woodchucks
If she's got such a stable family, why's she got three different kitchens here?
Phukhew
I wasted a few minutes of my life trying to figure out what the FUCK I was looking at. I want ot back.
NothingthatIcanthinkof
I love this meme
TheRicM
What’s the theme of this supposed to be
rudejohn
Theme is Ayesha Curry slut shames on her show like on Twitter. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/ayesha-curry-s-slut-shaming-controversy
TheRicM
Ah thx. I see now
rudejohn
Not saying it's funny or I agree with it, but I had to look it up the last time I saw these on front page so now I can explain to others :)
TheRicM
Haha right on
loveplusultra
Same joke told different ways.
LordAlfrey
The delivery is pretty bad on most of them too
loveplusultra
"I am married but you whore are nit
GigglingWordBearer
These have been reposted many, many times, but I will never not get a giggle from them.
PunkassUnicorn
Omelette du fromage
GuW69
I would watch a cookingshow where she did say all of those things...
Ashman29
I should unvote hes fishing for hoes
tgiaa
I wish she did really say these things.
Tuvano
Well, sadly she ain't wrong.
pachyderm
I work in public education. She is correct.
silentwolf1999
Matrelith
I love passive agressive cooking lady
ArthurDentsannoyingalterego
And again, big downvote for the thirsty af FP edit....
Whatsname
Never gets old.
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
+1 for spelling voilà correctly
JockMcSting
It is 'on purpose' and 'by accident', not on accident. Why can't you just learn that?
ILikePugandFrenchiePictures
She should have.
spiffynidd
I would watch that so hard.
mcginger72
Pretty sure this is the cooking show that the onion makes
blackicefireblue
The katering show might tickle your funny bone then :)
aodhfin
I would watch the shit out of this show.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
i hope you only get n00ds and bewbs from dudes
TyrelCorp
Found the guy who wanted to send nudes but is not a woman.
Bystandr
LoL just send him a meatspin gif and Im sure that will cover your needs
FragileReality
This is the nicest thing about women I’ve seen today here on Imgur...since IWD...
Superwomanwithtities
The same men who complain about being virgin shame women for being with other men. It's about possessing the woman so that no one can.
nonCanadianGoose
Pre heat the oven to 425, its time to get roasted.
Herefortheshitposting
o4kill
425 will set your stuff on fire, 220 is plenty for a high temperature roast
o4kill
#celsius jokes
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
but at 440 you'll only need to cook it for half the time right?
QueenAmy
Thank you for using an actual roasting temperature instead of a joke one
nonCanadianGoose
I do know my way around a kitchen
LizardEnterprises
So.... its a cooking show that also slut shames you? Am I missing something? Why are people upvoting this?
justafloridaman
Because its awesome.
LizardEnterprises
....why?
LetsGoWVU
Because it’s a joke.
LizardEnterprises
Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
LetsGoWVU
And it was. I’m a girl, you don’t see me running around getting all offended by shit. I’m not joining the thin skinned generation.
DigiVibes
Ayesha never says any of this. The text is purely fictional.
LizardEnterprises
I kinda figured, but that does not actually clear any of this up.
PMyourDrawings
You must be fun at parties
thelovebelowzero
Just because you didn't like it doesn't make it not funny
LizardEnterprises
Just because you did like it doesn't make it funny...
thelovebelowzero
Actually... It does.
limetonic
And you are the arbiter of what's funny I suppose?
LizardEnterprises
Since when are bland slut-shamey insults funny?
ARandomHelljumper
When are they not?
bignose55
Well if they weren't, you would think the votes would represent that.
limetonic
Ever since they made people laugh.