Apr 15, 2015 6:54 AM
ImJustaSweetTransvestiteFromTranssexualTransylvania
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Unklefuggly
My brothers believed for years that holding in your burps gave you very loud farts and holding in your farts gave you very stinky burps
Macat
I thoughts mom had an eye in the back of her head under her hair.
The noise from the ice maker in the fridge was "The Boy" who lived out back. Scared the hell out of my brother.
ObligatoryXKCD
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/parental_trolling.png
tendtothevoid
I am also a 2-3 pots a day kinda gal / coffee drinker
StillbornGod
You could lick every tree.
aweshitnigga
Ill give you something to lick bb :*
I'd have to lick it, it's too short to suck on.
TheNamesPoon
Burned^^
tankwombat
my birthday falls on australia day. my parents told me that the annual australia day fireworks were for my birthday i believed it for 1/?
years longer than i should and would always keel like king shit cos no other kids got birthday fireworks 2/2
A friend of mine had the same belief. She was born on the 14th of July and believed the firework were for her longer then she's ready to say
If I ate my bread crusts, I'd get hair on my chest like daddy. I'm a girl.
brianrc
And you wanted to have hair on your chest?
I was a little kid and loved my dad. I also tried dog food. I turned out fine.
Haha,I ask you that because I tell that to my niece, but she said she don't want to have chest hair like me, she say she's a lady, funny kid
OsamaCare
That last one hit me hard
GODfingers
Oh, the feels
Word on that.
idontknowwherethebodyis
Did it ever. My dad just told me that if I stared out the window at night while in a car, the boogie man would follow us home.
TattooCyanide
Hit you with what?
The feels bruh, the feels.
Unklefuggly
My brothers believed for years that holding in your burps gave you very loud farts and holding in your farts gave you very stinky burps
Macat
I thoughts mom had an eye in the back of her head under her hair.
Macat
The noise from the ice maker in the fridge was "The Boy" who lived out back. Scared the hell out of my brother.
ObligatoryXKCD
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/parental_trolling.png
tendtothevoid
I am also a 2-3 pots a day kinda gal / coffee drinker
StillbornGod
You could lick every tree.
aweshitnigga
Ill give you something to lick bb :*
StillbornGod
I'd have to lick it, it's too short to suck on.
TheNamesPoon
Burned^^
tankwombat
my birthday falls on australia day. my parents told me that the annual australia day fireworks were for my birthday i believed it for 1/?
tankwombat
years longer than i should and would always keel like king shit cos no other kids got birthday fireworks 2/2
ImJustaSweetTransvestiteFromTranssexualTransylvania
A friend of mine had the same belief. She was born on the 14th of July and believed the firework were for her longer then she's ready to say
Macat
If I ate my bread crusts, I'd get hair on my chest like daddy. I'm a girl.
brianrc
And you wanted to have hair on your chest?
Macat
I was a little kid and loved my dad. I also tried dog food. I turned out fine.
brianrc
Haha,I ask you that because I tell that to my niece, but she said she don't want to have chest hair like me, she say she's a lady, funny kid
OsamaCare
That last one hit me hard
GODfingers
Oh, the feels
brianrc
Word on that.
idontknowwherethebodyis
Did it ever. My dad just told me that if I stared out the window at night while in a car, the boogie man would follow us home.
TattooCyanide
Hit you with what?
OsamaCare
The feels bruh, the feels.