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Front page edit: this gave me a chuckle when I saw it but it certainly doesn’t represent my view on dating nor would I endorse a viewpoint that demeans people for their weight or for having kids. Personally, I thoroughly enjoyed dating in my 30s!
Richter12x2
#20 Dave Matthews, is that you?
SebastianKronos38
#3 as a collector, I beg to differ.
Rubyrose99
#12 I didn't realize single guys over 30s options often include banging their step dad's but okay
novagalaxias
Everything in on the table. I mean... Well...
RydWolf
#12 Mordecai isn't in the meme because he's with Twilight Sparkle.
NostalgiaBird
KinetoPlay
#3 hella not true. Buying the supplies for a hobby can be life changing. Buying lessons to learn a new skill can be life changing. Growth can be done in a vacuum but it's a hell of a lot easier with the right stuff.
TheMeatballCosplayer
Sometimes that hobby is a buttplug. MAKE YOUR HOLE FEEL WHOLE AYOOOOOOOO
Tible19
#12 this is so distasteful, don't do Rigby dirty like that.
korndogg83
Cheers, I added a FP edit there.
mithiwithi
#23 Though I'm not actually familiar with French politics, it looks to me from Yankee-land that Macron has stayed in power this long largely by not being a fucking Le Pen.
racheKatze
#12 for straight women, "fat girls" is replaced with "man child"
korndogg83
Cheers, I added a FP edit there.
worm61
#12 If you’re over 30 and you think you have to “settle” for fat girls, then you’re not good enough for them.
korndogg83
Cheers, I added a FP edit.
Catterverse
#12 I tend to avoid speaking for a group of people but in this case I feel it's safe to say that fat girls as a collective say no ty :)
korndogg83
Cheers, I added a FP edit there.
Rignak
Don't knock fat girls. They put in the work.
Sh1tMovieGroup
#12 this has been far from my experience, I was in a relationship from 18 to 32 and passed many opportunities to be a dickhead, but 32 to 38 I had a lot of fun with a lot of great girls, none of which has kids and only a couple in the chunky category - yeah a couple were quite, quite insane and I also picked up a stalker, but I don't feel that would be any different to being in your twenties either... been hooked up for the past five with an amazing woman but still had plenty of good offers
Sh1tMovieGroup
To add, I'm far from attractive either, so it's not so biased, I am funny though, that seems to help.
battery1979
#14 they are fey creatures. You have to be alive to complete a pact with them.
PyroDragon
Also they have to be baby teeth.
AbelardSnazz
#20 baby on borad signs aren't there to warn other drivers to be careful, they're for emergency services after a crash - they were intended to be a version of those hazaradous material decals you see on chemical and oil tankers to warn responders what to expect
Ilyface
Apparently that was not the main intended purpose of the sign when it was first marketed (according to wiki), but damn that's a really good purpose so I will now stop making fun of them.
LoopStricken
#12 so I have to find my mom a new fella?
Getdownwiththecrumpets
#12 That's an immediate right turn for me. All day!
darkusblack
Step dad fantasies. Got it
AtsaMattaForMe
#2
DogurasuThanatos
#3 What if I buy a w? I know, traditionally vowels are purchased, but in this economy I expect everything has to be bought...
OliverOtter
Technically... (the best kind of being to be), W should be considered a vowel. It's called double-U because it's two LATIN V's not two English V's, and in Latin V's are the vowel U.
DogurasuThanatos
Ah, bloody hell, now it's going to be thrice as expensive to buy! No wonder it can't turn 'hole' into 'whole'; I'm gonna lose my whole wallet to the hole that w's gonna make in it...
RAJrios
You may only rent a vowel. Despite you making more than the cost of the vowel's mortgage rate, only boomers are allowed to purchase vowels and build equity.
slotheroll
chrisjfinlay
Getting some real creepy incel vibes from some of these.
friendswithfire
LoopStricken
I don't even like coffee...
WillUleimi
Only thing I lack is 3, and I am currently working on 2.
I really am in a great place in my life, and I am so grateful for it. Would be cool to have someone to share my life with, but I have faith they will make their way to me someday, wherever they are lol.
AngelBolen91
My will to live is to watch corrupt billionaires and other "leaders" die... hopefully long, painful, demeaning deaths. I am fully recognizing that I live out of spite. But spite is better than nothing!
minoshirokin
AsianLeprechaun
Hell yeah
Kurianichi
Oh that ones easy. It's 1, 5 and 6
TheMightyMollusk
Well, I have a full time job, mostly because I have no choice if I want to even try to make bills. Does it still count?
mattrixk
Of the 4 items on this list that I want, I have 2 of them, so I guess it's not all bad.
thelatebillstickers
At the age of 45 I have none of these things. I used to have a full-time job but apparently even that’s too much to ask these days.
BigBuckeyeZ
Only 2 out of 3 at the moment and they aren't the good ones
OCDClean
How of spite, im gonna go make a coffee to make this wrong.
But that could reveal that the food in the fridge is going off, which puts me back to 3
OCDClean
Out*
azmariaBaroness
I have a large coffee and the first one is doubled up. That counts as 3, right? Am I doing it right? T_T
PenelopePepperPants
That's the way I'm living it too.
surprisinglynotmyrealname
The barista "do you want 2 extra shots? It's the same price as 1", "Yes, I mean sure why not"
julesthelee
I am living 3 4 5 and damn lucky for it. It's a good thing i hate coffee and have a partner who pays the bills in our rural ass podunk town.
Blank1612
Don't know what kind of decaf you're drinking of course, but if you buy coffee that has been decaffeinated using swiss water method, then there's no such thing as it being more of anything. You literally just have less caffeine, that's it. Nothing added.
chiefrunswithscissors
I've also heard it's not consistent or really measurable so they don't no how decaffeinated your decaf is
Blank1612
It is definitely measurable, you can buy tools on Amazon that measure caffeine level in a liquid. The decaffeination process is not really 100% consistent though, meaning the caffeine level typically ranges between 10-30% of the original bean before it was decaffeinated.
chiefrunswithscissors
Is it measurable as a solid though with the process being inconsistent? Presumably you'll have to purchase it before you can measure the content in the liquid
Blank1612
Ah maybe I misunderstood, but yes it needs to be brewed before you can measure it, and you probably have to buy the beans before you are allowed to brew them :)
Cucumberclouds
Coffee is magic and you can’t change my mind - caffeinated, decaffeinated (defo Swiss water), I have love for them all
fairstranger
Waut, decaffeinated coffee gives you cancer? I'm sad now.
Blank1612
I doubt it. There are definitely methods that include certain chemicals, but as far as I know the trace amounts that are left in a bag of coffee beans, are lower than what you would be exposed to after spending 1 day outside.
friendswithfire
If decaffeinated using methylene chloride
CeterumCenseo
I have 1, 2, 5 and 6. Do I win?
textilelover
I've got 1, 3, 4, 5 and 6. I know I'm lucky and I am so so grateful. I could have 2 but I'd rather chew my arm off than go to the gym. I walk a few miles on the weekend and teach a belly dance class on Tuesdays, so maybe that counts?
CeterumCenseo
Yeah, that counts. You don't have to work out at the gym. Consistent can also mean once a year ;)
USSBigBooty
#3 9" dildo with realistic balls and a suction cup begs to differ.
LoopStricken
Just makes me feel like I need to take a shit.
applesforjuice
#5 that's your brain, dumbass. Your body says "you didn't drink enough water so you have a headache" and "you've been eating like shit so it feels like a marathon to go up two flights of stairs"
cjorl
I have to go up *2* flights of stairs?
applesforjuice
I mean, depends on where you're going I guess. I live on the third floor, but the door closest to my garage goes into the basement bc the driveway slopes down. Depending on who is coming over I sometimes walk to the front door because I know they'll hate the extra flight of stairs so much they'll talk about it for forever once they catch their breath
Loraxis
#24 u guys get 3?
Agreement2agree
#12 Luckily I like being a stepdad, and I like "fat girls"
korndogg83
Cheers, I added a FP edit there.
SteelKnight
#12 "there's no good single women now that I am single man over 30, it's a huge mystery why I am single"
korndogg83
Cheers, I added a FP edit there.
textilelover
I was confused by this. My hubs and I got together when he was in his 30's and I was on my 20's. No kids, fit, not a hooker and drug free.
textilelover
in. in my 20's...
burglarsonlarceny
#24 holy shit I have exactly three
4Astaroth
1,4 5
Thanatos28
Oh, look at mister fancy over there who got three and not only one like the rest of us.
donkeymoney
1, 3, and 6
ignatiuspopular
#12 Step dads are nigh on sexually irresistible to single men over 30.
LoopStricken
You mean to tell me all these Twitter femboys are stepdads?!
praxis17
Yes
ignatiuspopular
Always have been...
RydWolf
Step dad is an abbreviation of "Step on me, daddy!"
ignatiuspopular
See, now that makes sense.
NostalgiaBird
#12 Wonder if the view of women implied here has anything to do with being single...
korndogg83
I acknowledge the sentiment, I added a FP edit there.
flanderspigeonmurderer
I was confused why they’d move in with their step dad for a long minute
darkusblack
I don’t think it’s moving in. Just sex
CurvyCountess
I was JUST about to say, "Whoa incel vibes" on this.
TinaPermYoFuckinWeave
Ding ding ding
FrenchRiverSong
INeverCheckTheUserNames
Yep, weird and gringe incel meme in a middle of nice dumbaroo
CurvyCountess
There were a few problematic ones for sure.
HOLAKOOO
TeaOverdose
weird like single girls in their 30s never think "oh there's only fat men for me then".
fartharder
because they're not even considered men
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
Wat
fartharder
Men and women are both in this spot where social media has trained them that normal, average people are NPCs and only exist to provide services.
Kat1997
Oooooh yeah. There are plenty of single women over 30 who aren't these things they just do not want men that talk about women this way. Never be with someone who only lifts you up by pitting others down.
screendler
Not necessarily. Although, it might make more sense if the number was 40 and not 30.
thedarkcanuck
Yeah I've been banging fat girls all my life. Turning 30 had no impact on that
BlindedByTheWereLight
Yep pretty much. Women tend to assume that if you've never been in a relationship and are now 30+, that you somehow have something inherently wrong with you and often will take someone who's been in failed relationships, cheated on partners etc over them. Makes no sense but seems to be the case.
copperdomebodhi
Step-dad here. My step-family is the best. I'm glad I get to be part of their lives.
Caprittles
A great man once said "fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round"
HOLAKOOO
Wasn't the great man gay?
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Nope, bi.
zarook
Awfully bold to assume the fat girls would even want him.
StoicHoneyBadger
Awfully bold to assume that OP is male.
CurvyCountess
Or single moms. They learned their lesson about taking on men children who won't do anything for them or themselves in most cases.
Men who call women crazy often have had relationships where they drove the poor girl so far she started freaking out on them about little stuff because she was DONE with all the extra work he brought to her life. Done repeating herself. I Don't feel bold in assuming the ex on the sofa had this experience she could share.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
If all of a guy's exes are "crazy," I'm assuming that the guy is an idiot who doesn't learn from the past and ignores red flags. No thanks.
CurvyCountess
......And I'm assuming it's him who Has the red flags, and their exs aren't actually crazy.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Exactly
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
That & #9 make me think OP is a real winner
prosper020
Kind of sounds like the partner that the other half only has “at least they don’t beat me” to say about them.
majorminers
Sucks that its true though. My evidence is annecdotal but so is every other guys.
Qpnao
"Crazy" = assertive enough that men can't handle it.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Nah, sometimes, crazy means they need to be medicated or they could hurt themselves and others.
solsactual
Im gonna have to disagree
Qpnao
Being assertive makes you good in bed
prosper020
Or a little r*pey if you are too assertive.
PrimordialChickenSoup
Keying your car and setting your clothes on fire is assertive? You're right. I can't handle it. I also choose not to.
Qpnao
Did that make your ex good in bed as well? I'm talking about the good in bed part
PrimordialChickenSoup
Unfortunately that silver lining did not appear for me.
DreadzkieOnTwitch
If he's not attracted to a particular woman they're his own feelings. He's not obliged to date anyone. And he is entitled to feel frustrated to not have someone he wants to be with for whatever reason.
I can say i will only date a 6 foot tall virgin with a 12 figure salary, a 24pack, a 48 cm dick and 30iq points, and still be allowed to feel lonely.
Tible19
Not you bitching about preferences not realizing that it's every single person disagreeing with you's preference to not be into someone who has the dog shit opinions you and OP have on women. Okay be a jerk, it just makes it easier for us to recognize you're not a potential mate for anyone and to steer clear! It works both ways. OP doesn't want a fat woman, and no woman wants a 30 y/o man child who thinks he's better than all those types of people. It's not that you aren't allowed to have 1/2
Tible19
A preference, it's that your "preference" shows your ass and now you're being judged as harshly for your particular stance as you and OP are judging every single woman in every single group that was pointed out in the meme format. Almost like having a prejudice against people you don't personally know and have never met 🤔 weirddd
anjeer
There's a difference between being preferential and being an asshole.
Your own attraction and whatever loneliness it brings you is your own thing, and that's okay.
Being an asshole about it makes it everyone else's problem, and that's not okay.
DreadzkieOnTwitch
So preferences are okay but telling people about them isn't?
anjeer
If you can't figure out how to not-be-an-ass about it, then it's probably in your best interest to keep quiet and try to learn some social graces.
Qpnao
Nope, being a bigot is not OK
DreadzkieOnTwitch
"— a person who has strong, unreasonable ideas, esp. about race or religion, and who thinks anyone who does not have the same beliefs is wrong" are you using the word this way?
Tible19
Nope, they're using it the correct way actually.
DreadzkieOnTwitch
I wouldn't call fat people a group. Or saying you don't want to date them antagonistic.
Fckmypssywitharakemom
You don't have to be with anyone. But you can still be respectful.
DreadzkieOnTwitch
Which bit is disrespectful?
Fckmypssywitharakemom
To compare a fat person with someone with a drug addiction for one thing.
DreadzkieOnTwitch
I don't think you understood that bit at all.
theghostwolfe
The problem is that the person making the meme isn’t “stating a preference”, they’re claiming that any woman over 30 is a single mum, a hooker, or fat. They are deliberately pretending that “their preference” straight up doesn’t exist.
DreadzkieOnTwitch
I understand it completely differently. Its just saying it's harder to meet people who fit preferences at different times of life. Coming to terms with changes in aging is one thing as you have control over parts of it, you can stay thin and childless. Your dating circle is another matter.
theghostwolfe
These jokes have been around a very long time and they’re inherently degrading. You can put a nice spin on it, but it doesn’t change how little we’ve grown from days of “why are wo/men like toilets/car parks? The good ones are taken and the rest are disabled”.