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I think my hamster spends too much time on his exercise wheel.
Nov 13, 2013 2:50 AM
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Christianabanana
That is one buff hamster.
YouHadItComing
http://imgur.com/FwlpxVz
juzsayin
Steroids? Not even one ti..., I'LL FUCKEN RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!!
carismo
bro, do you even spin?
BSGTalic
You better make him a strong coffee so he does not fall asleep at the wheel.
Paramike
But then Jesus can take the wheel.
FluffyKittyButts
His wee handsies!
Aaaargh
Dirty handsies he uses to touch himself all night
IPutGooglyEyesOnEverything
sportysportysportysportssportssportssports
That could also be cancer.
revengeofthegiantrobot
Did he gain 2 inches of hidden penis?
MrPotatoThing
ThatWouldBeAnEcumenicalMatter
actually, those side bumps are the food he OP given him! I have a similar hilarity cases with mine
alrikdale
"Can I pick him up?", "I wouldn't."
oskar4498
LOL
notacleverusername
Do you even wheel, Bro?
Rakzul
I go full ham, bro.
eeethinflarwors
Just stocking up for winter~
Trolleeeey
WOT M8? DO U EVEN LIFT?
HotDiggity13
Such legs. Much lift. Wow
theinternetisascaryplace
I SWEAR ON ME MUM!
ZhuLiDoTheThing
Thanks a lot Obama
Trenton1299
Do you even lift bro?
bigbrassballs
I pick things up.....I put them down.
jbindaplace
mine too.. I don't know if I should be scared to be eaten alive...
GhostSniper
Dost Thou Even Hoist?
glowinthedarkginger
That is one RIPPED rodent.
namelesscynic
One of these days, he's gonna muscle up to those bars and voom... he's off to visit the parrots
jonabong
Thumbnail looks like a naked hamster putting on her wedding dress.
alihoohoo
Never skip leg day.
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
This guy only has legs.
MrPredator
SatansSteward
Is that real? I have never seen a gorilla walk upright. That is a little disturbing.
brouges
#teamgetswole
kittykat1988
My hamster looked like this. He spent a lot of time on his wheel too . He had cancer, that's what the lumps were. RIP Charlie. :(
aselfdefeatingattitude
Hamster and cancer kind of rhyme.
Ziggs225
Same thing for me, also cancer.
mck60
Jesus that is some way to let someone know their hamster is kaput, I hope its just massive deltoids and not cancer
kittykat1988
Oh, I'm sure their hamster's fine and it's just food. :D Yes. Food. lol
PossiblyNotAGoblin
Same, my hamster who I had 5 years (amazing for a hamster apparently) developed it and I had to learn how to euthanize just to put her down.
Pearllovesyou
You learned how to euthanize?
PossiblyNotAGoblin
Rodents cant be euthanized liked a cat or dog, its extremely painful. http://www.alysion.org/euthanasia/index.php most humane way to do it.
hipsterdaenerys
That's like the equivalent of a human living to be 250, I'm pretty sure
NeuroticStrawberrys
My hamster, Peanut, had cancer too :c
kittykat1988
Poor peanut :(
rAwwAllTheThings
TIL I never want a hamster.
kittykat1988
They're rewarding little things - but they are prone to cancer. I'd say - get one! :)
rAwwAllTheThings
They're so cute! I just don't know if my heart could take finding out my hamster had cancer.
avenlanzer
my daughter's hamster got a cancer bulge like this. her mom insisted it was normal. she died.
avenlanzer
the hamster died too
dontputmarblesinyournose
If you get yourself a naked mole rat, that will never happen :D
kerico
All this hamster cancer, I wonder what causes it?
runbunyiprun
corn in their food. Tumor rate in my hamsters dropped almost to nothing once I started taking the corn out. They're genetic and the corn.
kittykat1988
They're genetically more likely to get it I believe - something to do with highmetabolisms or something (I read up on it)
redheadnurse
The way it works in humans is that the fastest changing cells are the most predisposed to cancer. Perhaps that is the correlation.
sassmaster3
Well that took a twist
luposlipaphobia
Cancer is actually very common among hamsters. Two om mine died of it. One with a big bulb out of his ear, so big he could barely stand.
onelastsalute
I've had multiple pet rats who got cancer. One had the same issue :( its so sad
runbunyiprun
corn. Take the corn out of their food. I lost 90% of my hamsters to tumors until I started taking out the corn. Down to 1 ham in 7 years.
luposlipaphobia
Wow. Thats awesome. I will most like not get a hamster again, but the world should knwo this.
KoKo14
My hamster turned cannibalistic and killed and ate my other hamster and then died
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KoKo14
I was 9, I didnt know any better.
ReynaBean
Me too!!! The fucker ate his friends head. Woke up to a furry body with an exposed skull. D:
frivolousbuttercream
WTF
nordania
Well you didn't give him another hamster to eat you meany
Cunnilingor
Ha, joke's on the other hamster
IncubusSoul
I know this is a year later but almost all hamsters aren't social pets so you're never to have more than one per cage (IE they'll killl)
KoKo14
Yeeeeee I learned that the hard way. I was 10.
IrohForPresident
OH MY GOD ME TOO. Mine lived for like 7 years, pretty sure he absorbed the life force of the others. Such a little dickhat.
Usernameinvalid
yes yes mee too...apparently it died because it ate too much!
kittykat1988
... holy poo. That's disturbing.
WerthersOG
My hamsters had babies and ate them. Also their eyes turned grey so now that I think about it they might have been zombies...
KoKo14
SAME HERE. She ate half of them and neglected the other half until they died.
OneSmartChicken
I'm so sorry for that--but usually this is just their freaky cheekpouch-stuffing ability at work. It goes down to their shoulders ya.
kittykat1988
Yeah my hamster had the growth in his shoulders. Mine was a little chinese dwarf and when their cheeks are full, so it their face. So cute.
OneSmartChicken
I wound up rehoming them all to some very nice people and learned a lot about rodents in the process. I miss some of them. Only some.
kittykat1988
I had three last year, Charlie, Sheldon and Leonard. Charlie was a total dick but he was funny. I do miss him though!
OneSmartChicken
I tried to feed Satan to my brother's snake and she fucking ESCAPED and ran off into the sunset to terrorize children I swear to fuck
OneSmartChicken
One of them was Satan. She had four litters with us of varying sizes and always, always wound up with only two. She ate the rest.
OneSmartChicken
I had, I shit you not, 30 little dwarves at one point, completely by accident(I kept fucking up figuring out their genders and boom, babies)
kittykat1988
hahaha no way! Oh my god that must have been so cute. Do you have a pic (i'm a crazy hamster lady because I'm allergic to cats :P)
OneSmartChicken
I had like a massive collection of pics but the harddrive got destroyed in a flood and I will mourn it forever.Ohoh,wanna hear a cute story?
i81u812
My hamster committed suicide and broke his own neck. R.i.p. hammy a.k.a. staples. He gave me staples in the head.
Ohmywordt
Mine committed suicide. Climbed on his wheel jumped clawed on cage did pulled his head up through the gap. I woke up an found him hanging...
delicioussaltybeef
my rabbit did the same thing! RIP oreo
wopartist
I had a hamster growing up, and its legs fell off and we never knew what happened...and never found the legs. It was kind of traumatic :(
Eidophusikon
Wait...what?!
wopartist
Yeah, his legs were discolored one day and a couple days later they were gone. His feet weren't in the cage, and he just had little stubs...
kittykat1988
what-what-what!! How did he break his neck? How did he give you staples in your head?!
i81u812
The fisrt day we got hammy he was in a cardboard cage and got out and I was chasing him and I jumped up to go over my entertainment stand...
i81u812
I read the what what what like kyles mom on sp. He somehow wedged hkmself aginst the cage and his ramp.
kittykat1988
:O nooo. shiiiit. Poor little thing!! :(
i81u812
And when I jumped I hit my head on a light fixture that split a good amount of my scalp open and I had to go to the emergency room.
kittykat1988
:O Owwwwch. Charlie escaped the 2nd day I had him. He sunk his teeth into me when I finally scooped him up and that's how he got his name :D
i81u812
Charlie... bit your finger?