Some Love AI:  Boomers on Facebook Are Leaving Comments That Make It Clear That They Have No Idea That AI-Generated Thirst Traps Aren’t Real "Not me, I’m not scrolling past you."

Aug 7, 2026 9:52 AM

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Back in 2023, we reported on AI-generated influencers that were pulling thousands of reactions per thirst trap on Instagram.

Years later, the schemes are only getting more sophisticated. Instead of still images, Meta’s platforms are now filling with AI-generated video of nonexistent young woman that are objectified beyond belief while pushing the platform’s rules on sexualized content to the absolute breaking point.

After years of public discourse about the dangers of AI-generated media, you might imagine that users’ skepticism is growing. But instead, the videos are luring in legions of lonely old guys who seem to have no idea that the visages aren’t real.

“They all would look much better on the floor!” one particularly greasy Facebook user commented on a recent clip shared by an AI slop account called “Grace the gymnast.” The female figure coquettishly asked its 6,600 followers — and algorithmically targeted users — “which leotard is best?”

Vying for the attention of Facebook simps, the AI-generated influencers often deploy language so lurid that it may make you blush.

“Yeah, I got a taco that grips back,” another virtual influencer account, called “Kylie Blaze,” said in another Reel, while standing over a car engine block. “But I’m sure older guys will scroll past me just because I’m a young mechanic girl.”

Despite being an abundantly obvious attempt to lure in male users, the missive struck like lightning, attracting almost 1,000 comments.

“Not me, I’m not scrolling past you,” one older-looking Facebook user thirsted. “I love a gripping taco.”

“I’m an older mechanic guy who would love that greasy taco,” wrote another, who appears to follow dozens of virtual thirst trap accounts.

Other AI influencers, like an account using the puzzling moniker of “Issy Dexan” employ the tactic of pretending that nobody pays any attention to them online.

“Do you have a second for me I don’t want to disturb you,” Dexan says in a Reel. “I know I’m just a dumb little five foot three gymnast, but would you still give me a heart in the comments?”

Once again, well over 100 men fell head over heels for the AI slop solicitation.

“You are NOT dumb!” one insisted. “If you need a man to hold you, I can help.”

https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/boomers-facebook-ai-thirst-traps

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To be fair.... their brains are addled by all that lead.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favorite slop accounts are the ones pretending to be "true artisans" and it is just slop merch drop shipped directly from china. lol

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The worst part is that they didnt know even when AI was far more obvious.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Humanity ain’t gonna make it

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Maybe it doesn’t deserve to…

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't like it. Don't look.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Yeah, we should all just watch civilization as we know it go to absolute dogshit without even commenting on it or try to spread awareness. We should just lean back and let the fascist tech-bros take over everything and ruin the planet while they're at it. You're absolutely right. /s

Fuckwit.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

let them be scammed, the bootstrap-generation deserves everything they get for fucking the world for the rest of us!

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

But they still vote. In the end on whatever their AI-honeys tell them probably.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whyyyyyyyy

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Create AI thirst trap. Step 2: Ask right wing boomers to donate to her "cause". Step 3: Use a small portion of the funds to pay for the AI slop-machine to do its thing. Step 4: Profit. It's fucking pathetic how easy it would be to join in on the grift shit.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

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1 month ago (deleted Aug 7, 2026 8:07 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Go touch grass you fucking incel. Shit like this is why no one will fuck you.

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