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Dec 10, 2016 12:02 PM
davidwallacecfo
89682
1941
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TheKoolAidMans
Speak for yourself I will never drink Pepsi.
nabacular
#1 what is this a Meme from 2012?
GraAnoisAgusGoDeo
"I'll have a coke" "Pepsi okay?" "Water please"
Arrowpuppet
+1 for pigeon shit chess
cajunbrewer
Bullshit! Fuck Pepsi!
thesmelge
But I don't like coke or pepsi. They both taste like shite.
SwarthyBastard
Some people don't like breasts either. It's ok.
CyranoDeBurlapSack
"Dicks and vaginas are like Coke and Pepsi. I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they taste the same." -Bo
Agandau
More fun than having a penguin and a catapult.
ToastDNA
I will NOT take a pepsie, however boob size matters not.
MoreLikeLawlSchool
If you have to kill a frog to explain your joke it may not be that good in the first place.
mthrndr01
Ricepen
I like both Coke and Pepsi equally much.
SwarthyBastard
I'm way pickier about my cola than breasts. Coke all the way, Pepsi only if there's no other choice.
browsib
If it's a dissection it was dead in the first place. Vivisection is dissecting a live animal
carnifex13973
Although if you have to explain the joke, then the joke is dead too.
eclect0
You monster! You killed the joke!
randomoverusedcomment
Vivisected it
Chrichelle
I don't get it.
Silent1fd
Nope Coke is syrupy piss water, good day sir.
AvengeTheCompanionCube
"Dicks and vaginas are kind of like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they taste the same"
Phinea
While most of these are great, #2 is wrong. Most people won't drink the other.
theappsucks
Disagree. People will take anything over getting nothing.
Phinea
I'd rather have nothing than Pepsi.
theappsucks
Heretic.
yeldarb92
Fuck coke and Pepsi, I'll take a Dr pepper
BetterLuckyThanGood
Actually, I don't drink Coke. It's too bitter.
mikey24
But there's more support in bras than bikinis
CentaurForDiseaseControl
Exactly...
mikey24
That being said, just wear the most comfortable one for you
eclect0
You'd get kicked out of a lot of places if you were wearing either with nothing to cover it.
ActualSkeleton
I'm sure Cali is one of those places that's fine with it. Coincidentally, Cali is one of the gayest places in the world
ZuzuLudgate
But no bra is better.
TheRealFireFrenzy
i dunno man, they do alot of awesome preventative maintenance
RedroverRedrover
Depends on the bra and the bikini. :)
BallsToYouSirAndOrMadam
I'm not sure the first one makes sense; isn't the point of a bikini to be worn in public?
RedroverRedrover
Yes. It's saying straight and gay marriage are the same thing but we treat them differently for no discernable reason, just like bras and /1
RedroverRedrover
bikini tops are essentially the same thing but we allow one in public and not the other. /2
BallsToYouSirAndOrMadam
Ah, I misread it, I thought it said tops and bottoms.
RedroverRedrover
I did the exact same thing when I first read it. :)
BobKatt
Analogies are like peanut butter. They don't always carry the harpsichord.
eclect0
I can't argue with that. Peanut butter definitely carries the harpsichord less often than always.
thisisthefirstoneitried
I'm just like a shark! Effing love metaphors!
hiredhobbs
aBastardNoLonger
Hahaha me too. Duh, it's so obvious. Lol prolly some losers on here that don't get it though. Maybe you should explain it for them.
randomoverusedcomment
Totally.. Fkn losers.. Cnt wait for this guy to drop the knowledge on them