You may quote me: "The best sex you will ever have in your life is when your partner is having the best sex in their life." It's not rocket science and it starts with talking.
Don’t take any cues from porn. The smartest and most succinct warning about this I found on Reddit years ago, and they said: “Porn is about how it looks. Sex is about how it feels.” So think twice before slapping your dick on her clit or any of the other highly questionable activities depicted. ASK first!
I played a complex tune for my wife. She was really happy I had to use all my fingers and thumbs. Not sure what paino lube is but apprently she told me to buy some.
Anybody else have to go back to before the native american guy to make sure that wasn't just.. a weird momentary lapse in consciousness? No? Just me?... Okay...
There used to be a youtube channel that ran procedurally-generated djent, and it was rather good. It wasn't 'AI', just an algorithm making choices. They didn't call it what you'd think they would.
kirit9393
Discover Your Signature Scent with Fragrancesy! 🌟
TsubakiTragic
You may quote me: "The best sex you will ever have in your life is when your partner is having the best sex in their life." It's not rocket science and it starts with talking.
ReposterCallerOuterMan
I'm trying god damnit....all I ever do is hurt them
PikaChunin
Fingeringstyle.
likerice
SuspiciousCactus
Wrong. If you do 2 fingers and press thumb on top at the same time that takes a screen shot.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
“scream shot” was _right there_.
willpostanything
The worrior oh! Got me lol
anotherusernamed
Same. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlODByNHZ3dWN2dmNuZjVvM2U5bXY1dmltYzh1czU2MzF4eGlwa2pvZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7djNoTOCNebEOBLfnb/giphy.mp4
pinatafarmer
I'm so stupid. For a moment, I thought she was talking about pussy. 🤦🏾♂️
BehGehBeeeehh
Don’t take any cues from porn. The smartest and most succinct warning about this I found on Reddit years ago, and they said: “Porn is about how it looks. Sex is about how it feels.” So think twice before slapping your dick on her clit or any of the other highly questionable activities depicted. ASK first!
naomiMoonBeast
You still have to have some idea of what your doing
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
anotherusernamed
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZWY2Z2czanhsMjNseWZrOGFnMHpmYmdxdHg3Mzlja21sYmJ3dW80ciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Nkwf31HLllhiO4YdXe/giphy.mp4
Eniff
Where's the one where the person is eating a non euphemistic taco instead.
Zixtank
So that's what they mean by making love to the music.
ButteryBiscuitBass
She needs to be interviewed by Rick Beato.
mcbotulism
Or Pat Finnerty, at least.
levyathyn
So, Vaas really knew what he was talking about. Cool.
Sacababeach
Its all about fingers???? https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NXMyOWtxdzQwZWF4dzNtM3VsaWxsZGZvcTd1dzlvMDF2b3F3czlmYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/vaF8iUqGbiTaprpkLl/200w.webp
anotherusernamed
Plenty of techniques and parts can be used, for sure. https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcjh4N21ueHNzazV6bnV0a3lyOWhmdmRoeWc3MG5sZGcxajR6Y25ibiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3ofT5AX5npNrxAsJEs/giphy.mp4
walnutbreath
I thought she was talking about some type of taco eating strategy.
thtsbs
Yes…. Me too
Escapist83
Get permission before fingering any Native Americans.
anotherusernamed
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbDBmZThiZXI0MGpjY2FrODcwcGNyM3E1MmZpcWI3NWw4OXpmN2JrdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7d6qAfZcnuKs2YswuJ/giphy.mp4
Escapist83
RoutemasterFlash
Good advice. You don't want to get Siouxed.
Chilichunks
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cnc4aGJwNzQ2Z3R2eWM3bWJ0bXdlMnIxcGl5eDJuN2Q1N3l6NDYycyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ac7MA7r5IMYda/200w.webp
Escapist83
Phoenix0153
FacelessVixen
thall
possumattack
Eh, on a legator?
MeshHatMafia
That guitar is dope
HumanCats
Doesn't work in piano. I tried it and fingered loads of bum notes.
anotherusernamed
I think with the tools available, you can just alter your technique. Maybe a little finger twiddle dust along the keys? https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlejJscG1jY2MydGxheDFrN3JpeGIxb2RldDhjazB2dHc0ang0NXRiYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/2wZUTXyhDDFGWGhKw4/giphy.mp4
HumanCats
I played a complex tune for my wife. She was really happy I had to use all my fingers and thumbs. Not sure what paino lube is but apprently she told me to buy some.
polymoth87
HELP, THE GUITAR IS STUCK IN MY GF’S CUCHI!!!
LinkToThePastMyBedtime
Why is she demonstrating this in a geography classroom?
gnomedeplume
world map doesn't mean geography, it just means classroom
Eramik
So you can learn how to find it...
UnluckyLunkhead
Because geography is the question. Navigation is the answer.
DougTheLlama
To help you find this clitoris
taez555
Not really my cup of tea. Can he play any Steel Panther?
ComehereAreyouticklish
I DON'T WANNA KNOW!!!
taez555
OddlyPacific
I want a line of brown leisure clothing called Stink. Big puffy letters on the butt of sweatpants.
STINK
anotherusernamed
ballsoutflyer
RoutemasterFlash
I haven't seen Batmetal for years!
anotherusernamed
It’s always worth a re-watch. All three of them.
mcbotulism
17 Girls in a Row is fucking great. Not just "funny" or "pretty good for a joke song", but fucking great.
taez555
Balls Out is a killer album from top to bottom.
BukkakeRider3000
How about the Minivan? Two in front and five in back.
taez555
Steel Panther really needs to get on that.
FleaTron
Not mine either, maybe he can follow with some Tom jones?
prettytealtrees
Anybody else have to go back to before the native american guy to make sure that wasn't just.. a weird momentary lapse in consciousness? No? Just me?... Okay...
anotherusernamed
Coincidentally, that was also the part where I literally laughed out loud. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZDNkZGdhN2xwMjFzazI4eXFxbmk0dHVrbDg4azVkb25hdWVycGp6ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/10JhviFuU2gWD6/giphy.mp4
UltraDeepFeels
it's important to always be a djentleman
ScootyPuffThe3rd
0-0-0- - - 1 squeeeeeee baa-na-na
ObviousPidgeon
This has been my joke for years. I’m glad we share it. I used to work with a bunch of metalheads and we had a lunch club called ‘The Djents.’
TheBlueMuppet
There used to be a youtube channel that ran procedurally-generated djent, and it was rather good. It wasn't 'AI', just an algorithm making choices. They didn't call it what you'd think they would.
slipvyne
This comment indeed djents
RoutemasterFlash
If I was any good with Photoshop I'd totally make a film poster for 'Djentlemen Prefer Blondes', feat. Meshggah on the soundtrack.
anotherusernamed
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleTc0M2k3YXF1ZnpkMWFna216aXFpMDIwbmozNjM3MmRuZmlrZXdhayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Swx36wwSsU49HAnIhC/giphy.mp4
PaintedSlate
Any idea what band/song this is?
Nandortherelentless
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZnVjejRhYmZtOHhybDhjYnJ5a2JwajRqY2hzcTlwMHF3bXV0ZzUyeCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/K6rFVYSH6aHrQujW9f/200w.webp
anotherusernamed
Ryebread91
Sauce?
mondeca
I prefer to use my tongue instead of the thumb
SPQAAE
What about my tongue instead of my fingers? Then I use my thumb in circles.
Igoligirl
What do they like?
mondeca
That
punderstorm
The taste of cinnamon toast crunch
Eramik