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So I've finally managed to see my date (her name is Hazel btw) for the first time today. It's been a pain to find the time to see each other as I work weekday mornings and she works evenings and weekends and travels alot so hasn't been the smoothest of starts.
She came round mine and we just had a coffee and a chat (along with a few cuddles) but work has cut things short which we knew before she turned up but we had a good laugh and just shared a few stories in the hour or so we had to see each other.
We haven't decided a day when we will be seeing each other again but hopefully sooner rather than later. Good news is that we have been talking loads on messenger pretty much daily for a while and things seem to be going really well, so we will work something out soon enough.
raradizzinlove
This post makes me think of my forever girl. Good luck. Don’t miss. Lol
StunttheRunt
SomeKindOfEye
Hazel? Is it hazel may? I've seen her vids, good stuff!
PanNonOpticon
Guessed from the picture it was a she
alba4cruz28
Experience of the mind
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
One day randomly send her a pic of a famous Richard (Nixon is funny) and tell her you felt you’re overdue sending her a dick pic.
ConsumingHate
Or the dear..antelope...thing...dik dik
werrywerry
This is adorable.
grapesofwrath1120
These days, you can get cooties from cuddles. Just sayin.
radwilson
How tall did you expect her to be?
chefChr1s
I too have dated a woman that worked at night. Don't spend more than you can afford
MemeusCalgar
iGotFOLDERS
2too
Sarahthelurker
Shinsooneo
mee too xmas was lonely times for me
NSFWfrontpage2
Damn, cuddling on the first date? You're a slut.
PsionicRoshambo
My girlfriend and me started dating almost a year ago, now she lives with me and I couldn't be happier. Minus some other problems 1/2
PsionicRoshambo
2/2 that I am sorting out (money) she has been amazing and I wish you the same!
nerad137
My first date wasn't too short. It was to the hobbit movie
Tenugui
So no 'O' yet for Bill Riley then.
billyriley
Only when the black flag sails!
LoneWulf17
TheStreetForce
Imagining Witch Hazel. EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE!!!!!! *zooom*
DropDeadFread
BTW is a weird last name.
tzahtman
I feel like there is a joke here involving 'hazelnut' but I'll need a little time.
Peachos
Here they go demanding 6ft+ yet have no problem being 3ft tall. ಠ‿ಠ
Tomcat1982
Wait, how short are we talkin, OP?
Hibbdogg
So it lasted for less time than you wanted or she wasn't very tall? ?
billyriley
Yes!
nursemickrn8
My friend is really dumb & wants to know how to make these memes.
billyriley
I just used a stock photo and added text ?
FancyPayne
Haha, thought this was one of those "I only date 6ft+ tall guys" but pleasantly surprised. Good luck!
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
gratz on the date, bud!
IWasACatAllAlong
Cuddles on the first date? Damn you guys are going fast.
Identifyingasachair
How tall was she?
3Davideo
My first cat was named Hazel.
TalkingSnake
So on the first date she was in your home and there was “cuddling?” And you put this in blue for bad. You didn’t even meet in public to -
TalkingSnake
make sure you were both cool.
billyriley
But also we have been friends for around 4 years prior to this as well.
billyriley
So it isn't exactly two strangers meeting for the first time. haha
billyriley
I'll be honest I wasn't sure which way round the awkward penguin was haha, I met her own the way over here but it was in private yes ?
md22mdrx
Whoever created it fucked it up at the start & now we all have to deal with a backwards ass meme format. It’s reverse of what you’d expect.
Peacefulhiker15
It just feeds the awkwardness of the meme that no one really knows which side is good or bad. ^_^
Knollimar
blue bad red rad I think?
FuryM0nk
This is correct. Needs to be all red penguin!
LupusLilium
Technically I do believe it's right, because the 'bad' was that it was short. Usually the format can also make use of pulling from context
LupusLilium
like 'went to ER tonight/child was born'. Pulling the 'bad' detail out of context to make the second part the awesome part.
billyriley
That was the point I was trying to get at that it was "bad" because it was short, but we still had a good time I can assure you!
WeeemRCB
Hazel is a nice name. Don't hear it very often
Slydevil13
not since grandma
Rathner
Tell her to wear heels next time then.
sweatybuttcrack
Or you could wear heels.
MrBadandugly
Heelies*
alaest0r
Oh yeah; you know what really gets me going
eggsovermiami
Why?
KuldFyt
If you want Hazel to wear heels next time, OP, you need to up your game too.
UltraHellboy
I LOLed at this! The Garak face makes it.
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
idontwanadothispart