Those look poisoned. You should give them to me for disposal. Don't you worry about me, I'll take care of them just fine and they won't be able to hurt anyone. Side note: do you have any garlic knots in need of similar disposal? (These look awesome by the way)
Luffian
Depends, are they calzone or stromboli?
marengnr10
Anchovies, onions, and garlic. Yum!
Zapathasura
KingOfTheImgurians
Those look poisoned. You should give them to me for disposal. Don't you worry about me, I'll take care of them just fine and they won't be able to hurt anyone. Side note: do you have any garlic knots in need of similar disposal? (These look awesome by the way)
CuddlyCynic
Pass. I need to get my diabetes under control.
CompressedInfo
The calzones... betrayed me?
futhor
God what I would do for a stromboli right now
psstuphere
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nothingtolurkhere
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EatPieLander
Calzoné with ricotta cheese & ham: Stromboli w/o ricotta & crescent shaped; correct?
Dizastrpiece
What's in it?
BlackTrashTiger
EMP Strike
cheeriossuckbecause7
So long as they don't have any ricotta or seafood, hells yeah they get eaten.
Pebblebro
Is this like An American Pie thing?
AyatollahBahloni
One of those would feed me for three days.
Tourangeau1
Let me clear this Bong the I’ll get right on those!…
TheLastSpaceman
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dunkum09
outside looks good, but the answer depends entirely on the filling.
Spaceboyardee
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TexMexHex
Depends on what is inside. Delicious, melty goodness? Smash. Live spiders? Pass.
Gdub1337
What about deceased spiders?
REOJackwagon
Delicious melty spiders?
SarcasticComment
If you get that kind of crust with the spiders alive, you're a miracle worker
BenderRodriguz1010
Asking the real questions here.
Tenugui
Peanut butter (crunchy) and vegemite
RElGNMAN
Waiting inside...
TexMexHex
I would most likely Smash that.
opus68
Right to jail