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Nov 9, 2014 12:13 AM
KGBinUSA
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Homeblest
My girlfriend does not think this funny, since old men can also have children. Shes a nurse..
Yumadutra
Quite to the contrary a man in his 80"s can father a child.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Then the doctor's a prick.
JoeHarkins
I'm glad I'm only 81 years old and this will not happen to me for another 5 years.
JoeHarkins
I'm glad I'm only 81 years old and this will not happen to me for another 5 years.
PurestStrainOfHate
This is dumb
imeanreally
I liked this joke better when I read it in my grandparents reader's digest 25 years ago.
GogglesGreek
"The Doctor's Reply is Priceless". Fuck these titles and everything they stand for.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
I hate these titles. Also, because sometimes I get interested in the article, but still refrain from reading it because of the title.
alabastermenagerie
Is this how longform jokes are going to be now? With buzzfeed headlines?
jawsnnn
Is not fucking priceless. Is witty.
Elroydb
It's not wrong though, heh. What dollar value would you assign the reply?
hiperson134
At first I laughed. Then, I was engraged.
aguyuno
"YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT"
Chuggertron9000
"#17 will change your life"
klausnominomi
"#37 had me in tears"
JustARichard
I'M IN TEARS, WHAT NOW?
paddythelion
Clickbait for all the Facebook retards.
enrique262
My dad was 60 when he conceived me, and uncle of mine who sadly passed away a year ago had his youngest son at age 70, so yeah fuck this.
lotdw
Every time I see this type of heading I downvote without reading.
TheBasementNerd
I've started trying to ignore the second half of the titles to these things. It pisses me off every time I have to read "You won't guess"!
LongboardLemon
"You'll never guess what happens next!"
FlameFrenzy
This was a new one to me
angryangrybird
at least it was new for someone else. It's an old one.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
It's literally older than the Internet - it used to be faxed.
wesdesto
Its so old it used to be sent by pony express
howToLoseTheGame
We even had it in our own language, written on a jokes 101 pocketbook.
chemistrydoc
Must have not opened that last forward from your Mom
Jinxboy
Two rounds fired!
wanooknox
It was my grandma, thank you very much.
hopethisisarelevantname
I opened the last forward from your Mom. Wait...what?
idrinkyourmilkshake44
Can we agree to leave the shitty facebook posts on facebook?
DeutschlandLyftAlles
'bang bang'
LamarBigNutsDavis
Re:Re:Re:Fwd:Fwd:Fwd
ConductorOfTheStruggleTrain
Thanks grandpa
superminiatureblackhole
I get enough of this bullshit in my e-mail from relatives I don't want to talk to. This ain't facebook.
ShapeShifterCharlieFrancis
I like when jokes tell me the punchline is priceless like it's a buzzfeed article. I just wish I knew how pictures of beagles would react
LacieThiede75
Wish I could favorite comments haha
PurestStrainOfHate
This is dumb
FineEleven
Doc sounds a little jealous.
yayamunza
HA! good one.
Blinkordeath182
HAHAHA "RE:RE:RE:FWD" HAHAHA LIKE ITS AN OLD EMAIL GET IT??!! IM SO ORIGINAL HAHAHAHAHA
Orjustafter
does the person who made this understand what quotation marks are for? reading that broke my heart a little
lawrus
RE: RE: RE: FWD: fwd: re: this doctor is so clever!!!!!!
JakeLippert
Re:re:fwd:fwd:funny!
LizardDrainer
Oh fuck off
illegalacorn
no fuck off with these posts
zezzene
Inb4 re:re:fwd:re:fwd:re:fwd:fed
jimbohammy
No one is going to say anything about the sporadic use of quotation marks?
thegr8rambino
you did lel lol lul
SwedishRationalist
Exactly my thought, I'm glad this comment is near the top.
lonelylinguist
It’s like they wrote it without punctuation, pinned the page to the wall, loaded a shotgun with commas and blasted the shit out of it.
theonlymego
loaded a cane with commas*
mungothemenacing
I tried to read it correctly at first, then decided it was better just to guess who was talking.
JMendell
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THE OLD MAN DOES NEXT!
NothingelseDarkMatters
He fixes the cable?
DarkGetzeye
Share to watch the video!
b0x0frain
What happens next will give you chills!
Mycologics
What the doctor says next will blow your mind.
4chansbboard
Register HERE with Facebook to continue reading.
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
One weird trick
ShaunDreclin
doctors hate him!
Thajavaman
What he did is banned in 20 countries
Referat
I cant even right now...
LetsWatchCartoons
Go away, Buzzfeed
giantsman11
Dies.
Idownvotewhenyousayplus1
This 86 year old man has the body of a 30 year old!
Americanjedi2099
Lies and slander doc. She would never jeopardize the money she gets when I die. If that wasn't my kid I would have a heart attack! ..oh wait
mellowdrama
this is an email my parents forward from their AOL account. just sayin'
ColinCraig
god i hate clickbait titles...
Tkzz
I wish people would stop clicking/liking/sharing that shit.
AskingTheRealQuestions
Or people posting the link to a clickbait "article" LITERALLY only containing an embedded Youtube video.
mooselikestoparty
BECAUSE BEAVER MEANS VAGINA
itsGood4you
AndyFaceOooooh.gif
madeanaccounttosaythis
Wish I could favorite comments haha
punner
Thank you alwaysexplainsthejoke man!
mooselikestoparty
I read that as "Alway Sex Plains the Joke" man.
batdrewskimidas
Thank you Moose.
Knacks
WHAT?
punner
Thank you alwaysexplainsthejoke man!
mynameiswhiskeyyumyum
I gave a hearty laugh at that comment
Dominomotion8
That's what I got from this.
eidam655
not exactly, a beaver is an unshaved muff ;)
theluckysuccess
AH!!???
deactivatedaccountplsgoaway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhyCL-ELRxg
everyoneiskungfufighting
That just makes this even better!
iwillneverusersubmitanything
ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
mooselikestoparty
I liked that you commented 2 months later. You get an upvote. Merry Christmas, homie.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
But why was it a male beaver?
SickRolis
But.. but it says male beaver so.. mangina?
raggingmuppet
Actual fact. The Mongolian for beaver is pronounced 'minge'. I live in Mongolia. This is one of the first words I learned...
VintageGlutenArtParty
And now I won't forget that. Ever.
ThisIsMyComment
Thank you, oh captain my captain!
SuperSophisticated
So, what would a '... large male beaver...' be?
hopethisisarelevantname
I really do want this to be at/hover near the top.
unluckypinecone
Two beavers are better than one!
allwehavetodecideiswhattodowiththetimethatisgiventous
pararararararara
flosser
They're twice as fun....
allwehavetodecideiswhattodowiththetimethatisgiventous
Ask anyone!
BewilderedBeaver
The outside thing is the vulva. The vagina is inside and also not hairy. <,< Source: I know a few things about stuff.
alfindel
Source: I watch a lot of science movies.
GlassFragments
"science movies"
CynicalFish
And what do beavers eat? ;D
OhShitYoureRight
Food
Matocuuri
Fish?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Penis.
mooselikestoparty
WOOD LIKE ANOTHER WORD FOR AN ERECT PENIS
HemroidSamurai
and what dose wood do
CynicalFish
You must be Canadian >:(
mooselikestoparty
I'm actually super-American. The "moose" nickname throws people off. I live in Europe so that probably balances it out.
Lierofox
You must be fun at parti-OH SON OF A BITCH...
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
They must call you butter because you're on a roll today.
factslap
Wrong, beavers does not eat wood. They mainly eat leaves, bark , herbs and aquatic plants.
makersmark153
Shut up meg.
ICannotDecideOnAUsername