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#signs #warningsigns #nottomentionthulg
Aug 7, 2024 12:57 AM
NotAParsnipInDisguise
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#signs #warningsigns #nottomentionthulg
3Davideo
Merely molten bronze seems like it would be sufficient, no need to heat it to outright boiling.
ZK383
Parents of unsupervised children should be .....
Whitemannatee
That notice itself was actually an art installation that sold for 25,000 USD.
bambinod
Much more frightening: "Unsupervised children will be given a Red Bull and a puppy"
etopsirhc
ah yes, i call this piece "hellions lament" you can really feel the pain and sorrow of the subject after it was let loose to sharpie all over the walls and art.
Imadethisaccounttopost
Make it boiling gold and a felon running for president might jump in...
KoalaOnTheJuice
"Oh yeah, well, I don't see a sign!.. Oh, I see. Yep I see that now. Fair enough."
ArcUlfr
AyatollahBahloni
Early Foglio +1
qldonfireunderwater
Light switch looks Australian….
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
sixtimesseven
NoTalentForNames
Came looking for something like this. Good job
taramasalata
Animatronio
Bronze boils at a temperature of around 2300C (4170F), I don't think there'd be anything left of the kids to use as a base for a statue.
Barrokin
Not with that attitude.
KAPTKipper
It's the lost child process
ChimkenDumplin
Amber Alert?
SquidBaitBadgerDroid
MechKelly
Interesting hypothesis. Next step is testing.
Timmysteve
good
SecondSince
Win-Win!
eggmuffin
You put the kid in a mold, obviously, then you fill the mold.
The bronze will burn off most of the kid, with some traces being left in a kind of kid/bronze alloy.
ChaopsPyramydBuylderCompany
It's called art
Radijsjes
That's when your call it 'modern art '.
ProfessorDumbass
Silicone first coat
scuba7jb
I feel like we need to verify your hypothesis a few dozen times with real world testing, before dismissing the concept.
MuseMatar
SteveTheEgg
Wow, who's Luca Brasi's dreamboat?
isetprettygirlsonfire
You have to use the lost kid casting method. It's essentially the same as lost wax
Bunhyung
So that's what happened to all those kids on the milk cartons.
ArcUlfr
With >2000°C bronze? Go ahead and try it...in 10 minutes or so, so I can find the nearest bomb shelter first. 25 kg of water being flash boiled is no joke.
FlyingButtPliers
That's why you pack them in green sand first
ArcUlfr
That won't hold up to a steam explosion. Maybe carry out the process in a disused reactor pressure vessel?
ArcUlfr
"Your children will be irradiated, THEN flash-boiled...but artistically."
drduffer
Created and posted this same comment and then I scrolled and saw yours, so I deleted mine and give you my upvote as is the way. ⬆️