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@PinkShirtVegeta
Jan 23, 2017 3:04 PM
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@PinkShirtVegeta
farmfarm
ceramicpear
You a buttery raccoon!
BobcatZoidberg
Undersized Chinese Diplomat is my favorite
BrainMaggot
THERE ARE SO MANY
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
2016 presidential debate
sfritchey
KLUSTENATOR
Rejected voice option for a team fourstar DBZ abridged extra is actually a sick burn. I guess it's topical for his username.
daimomusic
"Blowjob Princess"
ImJustHappyToBeHere
If you find this kind of humor super funny, as I do, you should follow lord_birthday on Instagram. You'll like their stuff.
Mmmmmk
"rusty tampon"
FuzzyducklingSaysWhat
I think suggestion box and suggestive bean salesman were my personal favs.
galangalangalang
"you a collapsible side table.
DrDoctorpus
A deliberately wet noodle.... The shame!
Gianttesticlemonster
TIL telling someone they are French is a top-grade insult.
domzie
"You a developer for no man sky"
Spunkrat2019
Out all insults ever. My favorite will always be STINKY LIZARD.
squintish
Are you saying you're *not* a small time cucumber processor?
PsiloPsybin
I too, lost it at "bus driver" @PinkShirtVegeta
fairymonsterss
"An irreplaceable dildo battery" made me snort in the middle of a silent classroom... thanks
KatimusPrimeTV
At first it made me sad, then I couldn't stop laughing at it
PocketProtector
This is awesome. I laughed at a TON of these.
LiterallyYourMom
I lost it at "you a out of context holocaust quote".
Fonzcorp
This was by far my favorite
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
These are like the Leslie Knope of insults
snarkface
"I came here for an argument." "Oh, I'm sorry; this is abuse."
Gnomleif76
This is also Patrick.
ceramicpear
Monty Python's Flying Circus doesn't get enough love
Hardwoman1
No you want 12a next door, stupid git.
TheMemeForge
No it isnt
tooomanysteves
Is this the 5 minutes argument or the full half-hour?
Chavestvaldt
Zems91
Do you live up to your username?
snarkface
What do you think?
Zems91
No
snarkface
I am ashamed
redsilverchum
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
You're a Trump cabinet nominee.
DaviDaTopera
butteredtoast789
"you a bus driver"
iloveserotonin
"You a dingledorp" -my new favorite insult
spudcosmic
I feel slightly conceded because that was already a part of my everyday insult vocabulary.
iloveserotonin
It is an amazing insult and you are brilliant for using it. +1
Flyndaran
My brother's a bus driver...and a douche, so I'll accept bus driver as a valid insult.
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
Worst one, nothing wrong with being a bus driver. If you provide a service for society, you are important. Not looked down on.
StuntManPat
You a bus driver
YouLookLikeAFebrezeBottle
That's what makes it funny. No one expects that to be said insultingly, making it funny to many people.
butteredtoast789
it made me laugh
dheathd65
The term bus driver when used in this context refers to the Latin meaning. Bus: meaning of many. Driver: Dri+ver dri:testicular ver:branches
Blastergv9
https://media.giphy.com/media/G22vVm4jcPeco/giphy.gif
Aerolfoz
And here is my experience so far:
Note the timestamp. Sigh.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
BigSex.wim Ok then.
Aerolfoz
Yes. The message may say they think my funny, but for some reason I don't think they value my intelligence very highly...
sbyrnes
You gonna get some premium robotic tail.
Aerolfoz
Ah obviously. I should have clicked the link right away! I'll get my mother's maiden name and my credit card info ready...
metalist5487
Hell even the robots know I'm annoying, I've only had one message me.
assimilationjokernation
Haha, I feel the same. With only two. Twas hoping to meet some cool peeps to talk to but just bots. *Sigh*.
fifidarlingf
Oh god that's horrible
deltajesus
Within 20 minutes of updating the app to allow messages I got one.
Oblivial
Clearly they all think you have some funny comments
Aerolfoz
Clearly. No way that's a pre-programmed response at all.
Insomnia297
Luckyyyyyy
Aerolfoz
...
Satsuiki
"You a welcome"
raflopjr
You a bus driver
altPOTUS
"You a whale cum"*
rickeyspanish
you suggestive bean salesman
CokieMonster69
Is it racist that I read all of those in the voice of Amy Wong's father from Futurama?
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
I lost it at "you a developer for No Man's Sky"
ShurimanTurtle
You a word.
hardasiron18
Unless you a zombie
ChampOfRath
"Welcome you a"
nasreal
Say that to my face, you buttery racoon!
atleastfourcharactersinlength
Big words from a small hubble telescope.
nasreal
Nobody asked you, a negatively affected blowfish.
medsal15
Shut up, bus driver
PizzaNigga420
Dont talk to my friend like that you suggestive bean salesman
PowwerOrb13
What are you gonna do about it? French
ShowMeYourButtonhole
*your
Level8Gazebo
I got the joke but I downvoted anyway because I'm a sheep, baaaa
pizzakitten
registeredtoproveimawesome
Your so mad. They'res no reason to be so upset.
ShowMeYourButtonhole
ThePalfrak
I don't know why this got downvoted to oblivion... I laughed +1
Panzermeyer
Theiy're
Clyd3Frog
aaayedrian
This hurt to read
Zawayix
This hurts me...
ThoughtMyThinks
They're, their, there it'll be ok.
royalsoup
I downvoted because this actually shouldn't exist.
ShowMeYourButtonhole
Gotta have principles.
Satsuiki
Yay! They brought you back positive. Good to see!
ShowMeYourButtonhole
deadok
bradthegeek
You a Grammer Nazi
ShowMeYourButtonhole
Alt-write
bradthegeek
I like the cut of your jib.
NyanDroid
Hahagsshha
ThePalfrak
We're doing it guys! He was at -60! Let's give him a full blown recovery!
ThePalfrak
HE'S OFFICIALLY ABOVE ZERO!
ShowMeYourButtonhole
furrydumpsterfire
furrydumpsterfire
I only posted this to see how many people didnt read the comment. 56 upvotes GG
ShowMeYourButtonhole
LOL right? Was supposed to be funny.
AdvonKoulthar
You, uh, didn't actually read the thing did you?
SombreroWieldingLawmaker
They mean the people who downvoted. I hope.
iamstormtroll
I cant believe People like this are still allowed to use the internet
imheretofuckspiders
I can't believe that went over your head.
iamstormtroll
I can. I just ate half a bag of galvanised washers.
iamstormtroll
I have a friend who is also me, he wants to know what I missed? If you dont mind
imheretofuckspiders
I have a friend who is not me, which is nice.
Edgemaze
It makes fun out of attempts to correct grammar on internet. "LearaAomori" wrote incorrectly "you" and "ShowMeYourButthole" extremized it.