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May 12, 2018 12:48 AM
pleaseadopt
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2147
78
https://www.instagram.com/p/BiXeejnh8FG/
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Our one is bigger than me and takes up most of the bed.
NotADutchman
Diamond in the ruff
UnderratedCommentFinder
Pure
scroggs1
Well golems are
itzujones1
Beautiful
surfturd
VeraTheWraith
I would hope no one is trying to put a ring on that 4 year old's finger.
Cats2cats
Sure it is; a diamond in the ruff.
HungrylikeAWolfe
Fine... I cried. I cried hard.
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
I am legend get ya?
FrankieTheNutterButter
Just looking at this pic, at those peaceful expressions, warms my heart. Awwwww a zillion times.
imreallynotspecial
Yup. Upvote because I agree. Enough I had to comment because I can't upvote twice.
BlackDragoness
I have lost too many. I look at this, and all I see is the imminent goodbye. The heartache.
imreallynotspecial
dogs or kids?
canonlyturnright
https://imgur.com/ABgvGfL
stolenkiss37
A diamond in the ruff!!!
WaitingonCoffee
Oh okay. A girl's best friend is a creature with Stockholm syndrome. Haha, totally makes sense. *looks at wife* yeah. Haha. Sense...
VeraTheWraith
Are you retarded or something?
WaitingonCoffee
I dunno. Depends on whether or not you understood: 1) the pop culture reference and/or 2)the joke.
purplechemist
If your best friend is an inanimate rock, does that not indicate a deeper issue...
ladygodivawithoutabanana
Don’t people use bed sheets anymore? Cute pair, though.
Nikoli23
I know people always say that we don’t deserve dogs, but we really don’t.
DoorsNoWindows
Am i he only one bothered by he fact that the duvet does not have a sheet on it?
mydogtriestoeatrocks
As a parent, I can tell she is sleeping sideways in her parents' bed, which also makes me laugh.
PauLogic
So we should propose with an “Engagement Doggo” right?
QueenCousland
There was a commercial where a guy proposed by getting a kitten, and putting a ring and a tag saying "will you marry us?" on its collar.
QueenCousland
It was adorable as shit.
pleaseadopt
But did he keep the kitten afterward? My husband is saying, 'honey, it was a *commercial.*'. But, did he?
QueenCousland
He did! He even cleared out his junk room to put in cat towers and stuff.
pleaseadopt
How awesome! Thank you for letting me know. And this is real, not part of the ad's storyline?
malakim
Actually not a bad idea. How are you supposed to take care of a child if you can't even commit for a dog
ZeroAudioOutput
I could buy several German Shepards with one diamond...
Salast
It’s a dildo
ElbowDeepInAdog
when the dog is older she’s gonna get a rocket straight in her
Salast
Man’s best friend with benefits
ElbowDeepInAdog
dont know if thats ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or you mean the comic
Pantheraleo48
idonotsow
Unless the dog is named diamond.
jansenart
Do that and she turns into one of those Marylin Monroe girls with a dash of Moulin Rouge!.
T2EX
Diamond Dog!
BanesOnAPlane
FunkyMonkey7503
We live and die by your order, Boss
16letterd1
copingcabana
Diamond in the ruff.
ShockDeliveredResumeCPR
Diamond in the fluff!
Solkanarmy
nah, the other guy nailed it, sorry
pleaseadopt
I love both
Appollon
Brilliant!
Ijustwantquiet
Aww. A baby 'roo.
Amoracchius
CosmicBrownie95
I want this someday
Megarith
The dog is Man's best friend.
PUNKem733
Not at that age, but give her 20 or so years.
Piscivore
Back when I was her age a Shepherd like that would have been considered to be too inherently lethal and vicious to be let near a kid.
ThisOneTimeInZelda
How long ago was that like 5 years ago? When I was a kid it was anything goes none of this weird protectionist partenting shit.
Neorago
My mom believed all the rumors from all the decades and fears dogs. Even as a kid, I ignored her and wanted to befriend ALL of the dogs
JaegerBombster
Lol i was raised with ours as a babysitter fairly frequently when we played outside
UonlyThinkyourDead
Hmmmm yeah mine would never be considered that
AusThordis
Huh, whereas when I was a baby, we had 3 GSDs. Best brothers and sister a kid could ask for.
NeerjaTripathi
As we can see clearly in that picture, such lethal, much vicious. :-)
Piscivore
I know, right? :)
AusThordis
Looks like a longstock coat, the vicious part will be the shed fur attacks.
howaboutnothankyouverymuch
I mean, it's still prevalent enough for me and my gsd to be denied from every apartment we visited this year.
Nyxish
As a landlord I don’t understand that at all.
liana77
My parents had a retired army dog when I was born. German shepherd. She was my nanny and even helped me learn how to walk by letting me...
liana77
...hold into her as I was toddling around. Safest kid ever.
elinveronicap
It's so much about reputation, when I meet little old ladies they adore pitbulls, but are scared of GSD.
CurrentLevelOfAdulting
True. Lots of folks 50+ tell me they are scared of GSDs, but make an exception for my girl. Mail carriers also.